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Daylight savings time ending.
McGwire hits his fifty-fifth.
Maxims and proverbs and kelp.
If you die tonight don't sit.
Please drive me to Louisiana.
Everybody worships an island.
No longer will I command you.
Chocolate milk shake for Ray.
Telescopes can not be useful.
Comprehensive user's manuals.
Video games are not religion.
It seems to me that he walks.
President Eisenhower is dead.
Drank a lot of wines instead.
You accused me of infidelity.
Your hat smells like a horse.
Lots and lots and lots of it.
Rip off that old woman's bra.
An unexpected visit from God.
Simon says shoot your mother.
That's a hate crime you Nazi.
Journalism is a bogus career.
My red pants smell like tuna.
Rose hips big tips free lips.
Dad was a secretive novelist.
Atmosphere detected on Earth.
Two boats will never collide.
A yellow Honda killed itself.
Hell hath no fury whatsoever.
There was a containment leak.
I want to be anarchy anarchy.
Here comes God with a bucket.
I thought I smelled an apple.
Coming up at eleven four die.
Murdering hippies is leisure.
Get the hell out of Bulgaria.
He keeps the Sphinx in Miami.
Tremble at the wrath of Gord.
The bodies of dead president.
In Europe that's where I was.
Come back to the Universal E.
Revised to include affection.
No actually I prefer females.
Tonight I'll see the sunrise.
Put your left foot in my ass.
The end draweth nigh so what.
A movement toward unionizing.
There is lead on second base.
Get in touch with your souls.
I had a dream about analysis.
Quentin owns a lot of Oregon.
Piss me off and you get dead.
All day composing a hit song.
I am from the land of plenty.
Keep it cool with this freon.
Fifty-one minus one is fifty.
See what happens if you leap.
Dave Matthews should be shot.
That's where we store Lennon.
I wonder why Baker's a weird.
Lacrosse is a game of meters.
Here comes the rock and roll.
This cream tastes like steak.
Asteroids never intersect me.
Damn fine fucking pizza here.
This could be the start menu.
Me and Sally down by the sea.
Isaac Newton enjoyed reading.
The disfigurement of my face.
The phone is going to Hawaii.
Gloves belong in the furnace.
Pride and joy and dirty logs.
Bottom line is you are fired.
We are very fortunate indeed.
Opportunity only knocks once.
Life is like the sneezeweeds.
Jesse "The Governor" Ventura.
You can't tell GAS otherwise.
Never condone any bad habits.
Combinations and permutation.
A carnal excursion to Greece.
I borrowed a green xylophone.
You would have brought these.
This and that and the others.
At the stroke of one o'clock.
Ed knows about the afterlife.
Jamaica should be eliminated.
The times that try my psyche.
They will divide and conquer.
Kneel before the fatted calf.
Reading is a stimulating you.
But Anna and spring inspires.
Now and then and now and now.
I have stolen a toilet paper.
Papers courtesy of Canadians.
Loyalty creates cosine waves.
Do as I say not as I will do.
I drove to Davenport in Iowa.
Enigma riddle mystery puzzle.
The time is now two-nineteen.
That was a real shitty snack.
Nobody cares about that poem.
Boss sandwich decay like ear.
True stories of the highways.
Marching to our bloody death.
Send in the clowns now dummy.
Watching a game having a Bud.
And he told me another story.
Smear this thesis with jelly.
French royalty lacked brains.
They tied me up and raped me.
Star Wars was a crappy movie.
In the realm of King John II.
That Web site cotsed my dosh.
Thou shalt not be Billy Idol.
Shake a tower in the morning.
When I am eight I will dance.
The comings and goings of Ed.
Birth control pills for free.
Mom's van paid for the couch.
Slap me around until I'm red.
Satan has stolen my only hat.
Their sound is reverberating.
Vote for me or I'll kill you.
Finding plutonium in my hair.
Dieting will increase length.
Joan Baez might have my rake.
Look at the ugly white doors.
Bagels have poor consistency.
You can't justify any crimes.
Triangles have sixty degrees.
Tomorrow I'll begin to paint.
Fiberglass is not very tasty.
Anthropology tastes like fun.
Carnaby Street fashion store.
My cousin is not Mr. Ephraim.
The Hempstead Turnpike rocks.
Never shop for righteousness.
The everlasting day of gloom.
The great and terrible Ozzie.
Arrogant scene-loving morons.
Cold day in the neighborhood.
It is not a sin to perforate.
Linda Blair is a super freak.
We'll sting the king of pain.
Guard the jealousy jealously.
They fell into the conductor.
The Chicago Cubs have a wire.
With freedom comes responses.
He voted for Nicole Paccione.
Guess which helmet she stole.
Man lands on moon it was fun.
Shakespeare is fond of bacon.
The sun emits powerful grass.
Me hat Earl gray shoe tennis.
Tell me no lies or no truths.
Nora worked at the Woolworth.
Delivery men often kill cats.
Stephen King's latest record.
Quips epigrams some bon mots.
McGwire hits sixty-two shots.
I once had a girl she's dead.
References to the Carpenters.
That horse came in last once.
She said be quick or be dead.
Whoops that has two meanings.
Sphenoid bones on the market.
A Neo-Classical ham sandwich.
A stolen television for sale.
I'll add one pinch of Basile.
Harry Houdini disliked lemon.
And then we'll rename Albany.
He's an enemy of the Orioles.
Some assembly isn't required.
You snooze you lose you jerk.
Happy like a man who's happy.
All I need is the air I feed.
Start the car and go go gone.
Terry shot herself in Vestal.
Any time you time me I vomit.
Fire every single one of him.
There is silicon in my mouth.
Next time I see Tom Stoppard.
That's my best sentence ever.
I don't want to go to Poland.
Bring me a shinier hierarchy.
You can give me five dollars.
I feel so lonely without gum.
Raise the flag and surrender.
Touching down on this runway.
Maybe I'm laughing at Nevada.
This Asian telephone is fast.
Old movies make me cry often.
Jim Kelly and Candace Bergen.
Download another picture now.
Six percent of sixty percent.
Merry Christmas or something.
Pass the dutchie or she dies.
On my way to the first floor.
One night in Hurricane Mills.
Argumentation is like months.
Grandma got run over by deer.
He's preventing our niceness.
Wasting all my money on cars.
Quarks seem to be very weird.
Old British amplifiers weave.
Revolutionary artwork is new.
Spending more money than you.
Dirty jokes about dirty folk.
The Bard manufactured a lake.
I crossed that event horizon.
Close your stupid mouth hole.
Corn is often an edible food.
The Church of Latter-Day Sex.
Don't go anywhere without me.
If it's on the news it's new.
Man alive man alive man dead.
Jennifer Manzella and me too.
Slam down a new word entropy.
We lost track of Mrs. Maurer.
We built this city on sulfur.
Los Angeles invades San Jose.
You write the songs of gloom.
In the year two thousand one.
Catharsis injunction defined.
You vomit when I say so dude.
Verbosity is a bad escalator.
At least you're not Japanese.
You stupid son of an on-ramp.
One hundred and eleven proof.
It's on the back burner here.
You have the disk so sign on.
Now I know you're a dolphins.
He won't settle for a feline.
I have a crush on dead women.
Obviate the San Diego Padres.
Only I can see four dementia.
The most unlikely of Sundays.
Clam up on the Morrison shoe.
Thirty percent more calories.
For all intents and purposes.
No way Stan will make eighty.
Everyone's rich except Kelly.
Slash me with a sharp candle.
It's the jazziest of liquids.
Nepal is home to a high peak.
Shit stains in my own brains.
A big ball of rubber banding.
The hits of nineteen seventy.
Analysis is the fundamentals.
It's Thanksgiving in Nigeria.
Plow it under and wipe it up.
Virgules go for four dollars.
The Republic of Turkmenistan.
You gotta have fear in yours.
Landed gentry on Long Island.
Paying way too much to drive.
Mr. Duncan is a cancer dying.
Help me be a better politico.
Irrigate your green sidewalk.
It's a game of life or death.
Ideas and concepts and wives.
This could take a few months.
Desperate times and measures.
Captain never said one words.
The alternatives must be few.
I'd say we should stop there.
Staple the floormat down now.
Smart people should rule all.
Another night for debauchery.
The age of computers is here.
They fought back against GAS.
Hell is a place that is shot.
Broke the tenth commandments.
Slamming doors and preparing.
Kirk Spock Sulu Bones Scotty.
Oppressive white male course.
Felix is one weird communist.
Well that's it for Al Pacino.
I firebombed my mother's car.
I love a great Broadway show.
Zoned for commercial develop.
Somehow he found Britt Burns.
Corn on the cob is delicious.
Charles Faust played pitcher.
Porcupines are not dinosaurs.
Traded to Milwaukee for Blue.
Don't pretend you like shoes.
Puppets can never go camping.
Boston is her favorite genus.
Bavarian music makes me sing.
He knows more than he should.
A balanced diet of beef lips.
Too much time not enough sex.
Every weekend is the similar.
Green is my favorite anomaly.
This building is Graeco-Nice.
Just a closer walk with thee.
Dry clean your underwear now.
Fire highway of a old potato.
Blair owns Mr. Champ Summers.
The Great White Way's racist.
Your guess is as good as his.
The game of life or Monopoly.
Once upon a time upon a dime.
Six plus eleven is seventeen.
Holy god that woman is awful.
Light the match for the oven.
Tissues are a nice commodity.
Autocracy is rule by violins.
I have all the tea in Chinee.
The crying baby of happiness.
They'll get you for violence.
National pride foreign pride.
Televisions ought to be gray.
It's so relieving to urinate.
Everything will now collapse.
Certainty and maybe not sure.
Smokin' ain't allowed at all.
Peter Stuyvesant and Indians.
Someone lives in Bensonhurst.
Let us bow our heads in pray.
I'll die before I play again.
It's unkind to throw noodles.
This is one annoying impulse.
Come down to my barbecue pit.
Long Island is terminal more.
No one else values me but me.
Young girl get out of my car.
The collapse of the stadiums.
There are no canals on Earth.
Bring him news of Mr. Conrod.
Friends don't let friends be.
Nobody touch his stethoscope.
She has eleven thousand cars.
Adult films are very enjoyed.
For the last time go to hell.
Surely you cannot be serious.
Those two guys are just real.
For Christ's sake please die.
I've got you under my dermis.
Eventually everything decays.
Strike one ball one home run.
Lick my stick or hit my head.
Necessity is never necessary.
I'd like a free ham sandwich.
Charlotte Street is low down.
You go to hell if he says so.
My life is a toss of the die.
This is a post-modern peanut.
Fidel Castro and Blair Baker.
Something in the way she won.
I had wanted to do something.
The mayor spoke about radios.
Cherish is the word I'll use.
Homer Marje Bart Lisa Maggie.
We can dance if we wanted to.
Bury me not on the lone lawn.
My hamster smells like bacon.
Insert it rectally or orally.
You didn't appear when lunch.
In Xanadu did I do something.
Black algae eats away at you.
Donate your organs to church.
You remind me of a Yes album.
That's not what he would say.
One man one idea but no cash.
I guess I'll cruise Kickapoo.
Whoever did that is a genius.
Thick concrete will collapse.
When I hit her she rushed in.
I want to hold your handheld.
Rid that watch of perfusates.
Being weird for weird's sake.
Film me as I am rotting away.
A massive coronary happening.
Apologetic criteria and Earl.
Big time hot lights no money.
No one is not really certain.
The cure for the common cold.
The University of Washington.
Some folks call me the Jesus.
Formerly known as Terry Puhl.
Carry ID with you infinitely.
A Mexican chicken god Apollo.
The answering machine is big.
Bowling inside that coliseum.
A magical land of fun for me.
Evan dislikes that bad music.
The good old days before GAS.
A revealing expose of crimes.
Photocopy all book contracts.
So you think you're a doctor.
Someone ran over the ketchup.
The blue jays beat the socks.
Dallas named after vice prez.
I believe I performed poorly.
Rome wasn't built in a plant.
Fight fire with fire and ice.
Look it up in the dictionary.
Rock scissors paper glue ion.
I could tell you about Yemen.
This goddamn Internet stinks.
Here come the communist boys.
They landed on North America.
Weather or not it is raining.
Neil Young was a fucking wop.
Chew on the tree for an hour.
So much apartment difficulty.
There's nothing like a prism.
Arielle told me about Vedder.
Elton John and Bernie Taupin.
Cartography is a big science.
Relax and let the water work.
Oh no we murdered Elton John.
Free will or pre-destination.
Filching purple cows in Ohio.
The city of so few carousels.
Yet another shooting rampage.
Oh great here's my phat boss.
FedEx my colon to Bosnia now.
Poverty creates more poverty.
Space them evenly and buy it.
The Three Stooges were funny.
We dug a tunnel but the lady.
Pass the salt and the pepper.
Peanut butter and jelly meat.
Snow White and the Seven-Ups.
Maybe Alison has the answers.
He is such a sibilant yeoman.
Here is a song everyone digs.
Tremble before Zeus and Hera.
Make like an amoeba and work.
No news is good news in June.
I will have been a contender.
I know you are but what am I.
Fifty is half of one hundred.
I live and work in Nashua NH.
Secretary of State Al Bumbry.
A jackhammer would also work.
Fifty ways to leave your dog.
Judas Priest fires Jim Kelly.
I wonder what happened to me.
Texas is where I almost died.
Preach tolerance but hate me.
The chancellor allows peyote.
Twinkle twinkle little whore.
Another wave function opened.
Oh crap here comes Bob Saget.
Steve Bozer got beaten badly.
Paraphernalia can come cheap.
Write a new sentence forever.
Austria is the land of music.
You shoved me and I fell out.
No more problems with sewage.
Grief unbearable love divine.
Let's bake up some frat boys.
Settle the score thrice more.
We've exceeded the new limit.
Idiocy reigns down at the HQ.
Newer faster brighter dumber.
Luncheon meats are processed.
Maybe I should not be so fun.
Hack into the government CPU.
Irish music is so damn mossy.
John wants to sell his house.
Months prior to the Big Bang.
Operational costs are higher.
Zulu warriors invade Florida.
Oh Mickey you're so infinite.
Monica is a depraved acrobat.
The Lord is never an atheist.
Drive all the way to Hungary.
The Romans were good at that.
It found the word many times.
Those Polish people are neat.
Too damn many books are pine.
Producing posters and things.
That Russian has good reflex.
Clip clop horse ride in park.
Dead cats haunt my every day.
I can float above the ground.
Sometimes I feel like a knot.
Buy a liquid crystal display.
Give it your stamp of purity.
Psychology has been invented.
Let's change to a new milieu.
The negative pole is calcium.
Thank you for being a friend.
Present tense future nervous.
Dig a shallow grave and jump.
My advice lacks fundamentals.
Went to the store and ate it.
Don't let me catch you lying.
Hush keep it down voices rot.
A one hundred dollar fedoras.
I live in an Escher universe.
The halcyon days are violent.
Ecuador is my mom's homeland.
I don't know if you're legal.
Sneeze but please be careful.
Morning brings fresh laundry.
At Lincoln Center for a play.
You should really cease that.
I rent the Holy Roman Empire.
You wouldn't mail it to them.
Crimson and clover oversight.
You won't require any oxygen.
Save me one of those bananas.
You fat piece of lactose man.
The travails of Alan Wiggins.
Fifty hikes in central Idaho.
I shave with a cheese grater.
Shove that bad man overboard.
Happy is the man who is dead.
Seize the day or shut up now.
I guess Basile's still alive.
The Sumerians crafted radios.
Hail Mary full of lime juice.
You must kill all Soviet men.
Correction fluid sounds good.
We plug in the ambiance lamp.
Surrounded by Minnesota folk.
All logic is based on fright.
I just received the brochure.
Ignore Fermat's last theorem.
Rent a car for seventy bucks.
Maintain equilibrium forever.
Launch babies from catapults.
All things have happened now.
That crazy old pathetic fool.
Yo pass me that fuckin' bowl.
Failure to do so will result.
War war war war Warren Spahn.
Searching for duplicate ones.
A streetcar named Rubinstein.
Object linking and embedding.
That's one heck of a fat man.
Nobody knows the trouble boy.
Mis amigos son perros negros.
Jim Morrison had nine livers.
Kelly suddenly disintegrates.
Have lung cancer will travel.
Deck the halls with neutrons.
I guess Spaleta's still dead.
Forty million hits per annum.
Put that jade down and dance.
Turn the television set over.
Vilnius home of fat turdbags.
Visual literature is visible.
But that's what he told them.
They won't let me fly to Rio.
You say love is a higher law.
The wit and wisdom of Basile.
Summon the devil to my party.
All across the wave spectrum.
Wry humor prevails once more.
Hey Felix please get offline.
The sand is all over the bed.
Biology hey biology wow meat.
Benjamin is not a demagogues.
That doll house is quite new.
Don McLean wishes he were me.
Nineteen ninety-four is here.
A beer a day keeps you dying.
Let's chop off his testicles.
It's bad news that Gene died.
Psychology was misunderstood.
You're behaving like a snake.
Don't send Kelly to Slovenia.
Take me out to the ball game.
All day and all of the night.
You will find carrots in him.
Giant steps are what you use.
I'll read it again and again.
President Polk invades Syria.
Fifty ways to make the doody.
Put your money in your mouth.
Next time you're in Mongolia.
Someone broke Bill's diorama.
Open heart surgery for kicks.
The escape velocity of Pluto.
Press your face into hot oil.
Burnt sienna crayon life hat.
Earth wind and fire and dill.
Anyone from Yonkers is queer.
The car is not a passing fad.
Fat man impaled on rusty awl.
They are sitting in the wood.
Looks like it's time for oil.
Rebel faction invades Oregon.
If at first you will succeed.
There's nothing cool in this.
Another load of useless info.
Perhaps I'll be on this news.
Pinnochle is highly immorals.
Now it's nineteen ninety-ate.
The time has come to eat pie.
The voice of a new generator.
That's my guidance counselor.
Croutons make good ear plugs.
Several whiskies no memories.
Look out for that rotten egg.
Enigmas riddle this mess now.
Remember to bring my nucleus.
You haven't got a leg to eat.
A new FOC from BA for my DSL.
Forgotten epics resonate him.
Let's think about Bangladesh.
There is one warm experience.
The boys always get riled up.
Small children can see Satan.
I never did get into college.
Uncommon renderings are nice.
Dyslexia can happen at night.
Have another slice and vomit.
You pathetic piece of sodium.
Energy is free if it's solar.
Greek fables arouse suspects.
If you seldom drink too much.
I bought the Korean conflict.
Why don't you just shut down.
This lady is from Kyrgyzstan.
Animal cruelty can be proven.
My gym teacher wrote a novel.
Let's eliminate the red tape.
Seven hundred miles per hour.
Whiskey and cheese on tables.
Illinois is where Abe walked.
You've got to be more Sweden.
Call my eight hundred number.
I dreamt I was Robert Duvall.
Sadness causes mass suicides.
Mummify me with Genoa salami.
God is the only god I've met.
Case closed deceased reposed.
This is my son Mr. Robbasile.
Ken is fifty I am twenty-six.
That's one hell of an oracle.
Dick Clark wants me to erupt.
This oracle is too confusing.
I'd make a really bad father.
Fly me to the South American.
Sometimes I have to kill men.
Finnish taxidermy is extinct.
It pisses him off frequently.
Use up the last of the vodka.
You see fakirs in the Egypts.
Computerized axial tomograph.
I pretended I was Rob Basile.
Think it sink it drink it up.
I wish I could be like guano.
No one inhales the noble gas.
Blowfish have a lucky domain.
If you're pregnant I'm happy.
Attack all punk rockers soon.
A portrait of the artist man.
I went to school in Barbados.
Save the last dance for Alan.
I think he went back in time.
You flew the coop last month.
Call me on the telephone box.
Swinging from a gallows pole.
Never be the beast of burden.
Wishful thinking is illusory.
Steve told her not to bounce.
Penelope weaves and unravels.
My uncle the famous acrobats.
Into the Existentialist Room.
A New Critical look at Jesus.
All the punctuation you need.
Protect her from the fat man.
Like a bridge over old water.
Panthers thirteen Saints nil.
Time to apply the liquid gel.
Accelerate above light speed.
I think I drink then I stink.
I could go for some violence.
My big fat boss and his shit.
That's the body of Ken Kesey.
A clothespin fell off my ear.
Shiva Krishna and Joe Namath.
Ernie Santari and the Satins.
I'm living here in Allentown.
They've got genetic mutation.
Woman should be assassinated.
Now they've paved the avenue.
The genesis of Peter Gabriel.
Brunelleschi made good sauce.
Grow a new breed of tomatoes.
The fourth state of a matter.
Jack Lingo owns the Delaware.
I hope I can get a good cake.
Stay away from foreign boats.
She borrowed Yeltsin's piano.
The Everglades are mince pie.
The night was dark and rainy.
Yogi Berra dives off a cliff.
Don't contribute too usually.
Thank you for the sheep wool.
He was as German as a German.
Copulate every eight minutes.
We welcome you to our nation.
One shiny motherfucking oboe.
This horse ran at my derbies.
You want to know about argon.
Lend me one valence electron.
Standing on the corner in AZ.
That's what they told me man.
Gambling at the spelling bee.
Wild and free and very tired.
Now add the butter gradually.
God will strike me down soon.
My dog is an infinite wallet.
The sonnets of a bygone poet.
Anybody anytime anything any.
Now I spell it HarperCollins.
So ring the bell or salivate.
Michigan is a nice oven mitt.
When my parents finally died.
Someone scammed John Cheever.
Wooden things never go crazy.
You are probably Iron Maiden.
Tiger tiger burning brightly.
Rich people fail to indicate.
Left a good jobs in the city.
Two more official hours left.
Jimmy quit Joey got murdered.
Theirs not to question where.
The guy from ELO is decaying.
New Jersey man flood explode.
I drove through a ghost town.
Certainty is like bad poetry.
This is a boring way to live.
You'd probably enjoy it BOOM.
This song is mighty eclectic.
You've never been to Chicago.
Paying off many credit cards.
I think hell just froze over.
Look it up in the phone book.
I'm easy like Sunday morning.
Live free or die perpetually.
You gay sandwich-eating homo.
Sipping on his gin and juice.
It's a nice day to kill kids.
Dick Clark hit me up for ten.
Into the fire out of the pit.
The whole truth and anything.
People said we monkey around.
Every time you die I die too.
This is the worst thing ever.
So then God sat on his llama.
Ontology always gets guitars.
It should happen momentarily.
No animals were harmed today.
I remember nineteen thirteen.
You can't pretend to be cool.
Shit man I got no beers left.
You can always trust a lemma.
Hypnotize them and kill them.
War and Genocide for Dummies.
The insurgency of importance.
Ouija board operators wanted.
Interrupting a peace process.
Beating up Weird Al Yankovic.
Not another Phish live album.
I need a useful C++ compiler.
Stay the hell out of Finland.
Our nomenclature was dynamic.
Glue that sandwich to my tie.
Violent activity in the room.
Clinton Lewinsky and me also.
Promote the evolution of man.
Mike and the mechanics stink.
I do prefer plutonium enemas.
Next stop Minot North Dakota.
Los hombres sind sehr joyful.
Hawkins Manufactured Housing.
Back in nineteen eighty-four.
I want my MTV I want my CNBC.
Too few Americans eat nickel.
We hit the mother lode today.
He'll laugh us off the stage.
Porky Pig is in my follicles.
Mass assembly was a god send.
A severe escalator fire fire.
Sinus infection gonna perish.
That's what Joe Lefebvre did.
Crispin Glover has a Pontiac.
Remote sensing and interpret.
Seven minus seven equals six.
Please specify which you are.
Hop on board and let's vomit.
You think I won't ignite you.
Ease on down ease on down it.
The Philadelphia Seventy-Six.
Earmarked for later disaster.
Compare and contrast for fun.
Love is an indefinable ratio.
Boring boring boring oh crap.
The truth shall make you pay.
Metallica live at the Apollo.
Bryan Adams did not say that.
Free up another five minutes.
The apocalypse is so hurried.
Colts thirty-eight Jets nine.
Rohit Mehrotra and Joe Camel.
Something changed and I died.
Sally claims she is uxorious.
Bad credit no credit no sale.
I pledge allegiance to the Z.
I'd like to compile her code.
The acid rain in Spain falls.
I think I have to take a pea.
File your tax forms properly.
I impacted a Chevrolet woman.
I need never wear a bandanna.
Death is a state of non-life.
I can't help but see Dan Lim.
A random Brian Rail sighting.
Irish musicians must be shot.
Praise the Lord or die happy.
The Incans devised circuitry.
I glanced at the rotting man.
Revisionist history is legal.
These lots must be clear off.
That is some strong alcohols.
I am enveloped in usefulness.
Marry the man from Topps Inc.
Dumb down the virtuous crowd.
The window is being repaired.
Words are not usually useful.
There's a hole in my buckets.
If that's the way you eat it.
Thou shalt not commit adults.
The devil assumes many forms.
Watch out for the repo woman.
I hope tomorrow never arrive.
You goddamned son of a bitch.
The Ten Commandments of Love.
I called it then I put a few.
He'll surely notice the loss.
Skinner appears from nowhere.
Mud sling crud sing dud ring.
Volume One Chapter Forty-Two.
Circular logic prevails here.
It's easy to look like Elvis.
Her ant farm contains liquid.
I have Sid Monge's autograph.
Greece is the word you heard.
Life and love in Orono Maine.
The laws of life and of love.
I just can't seem to chunder.
He fell into the Grand Canon.
I can't change my own shirts.
Haiti has nuclear capability.
Terminate the fringe benefit.
Buy tuna and go down to hell.
Bill Cosby wears nicer socks.
You brings happy right condo.
Dammit dammit son of a bitch.
Theft of this dog is a crime.
Lavish weapons are barbecues.
Somebody is eating something.
Rescind your previous orders.
I'm deeply shocked and happy.
Wandering through the graves.
Don't let them get you Downy.
Always keep your options set.
I know you know that we know.
Come one come all to my home.
You can't see a double helix.
You agree with most liberals.
You should have known better.
Buried alive but not worried.
Once twice three times a lad.
Nothing new under the quasar.
Older than the oldest things.
I'm doomed to repeat history.
Still cold like the icebergs.
Leave me alone at the cabana.
The purest mode of existence.
Let's agree to disagree okay.
No one foresaw the developer.
Sleep all day party at night.
The cracker was incriminated.
They landed a man on the sky.
Hedonism is a worthy pursuit.
Be as metaphoric as a simile.
Today's Ash Zenhom Wednesday.
I'm such an altruistic llama.
One night in St. Clairsville.
Ones and zeroes and one zero.
Mufflers snowman photography.
The cube root of two is nine.
Take the train to the plains.
Crito I owe a cock to Greece.
I correct English quite good.
That's an immoral calculator.
The greatest story ever told.
Trade embargo imposed on Joe.
Good God my back was hurting.
All the best gay porno films.
Speak softly and carry a bag.
Put on your revolution shoes.
Jesus saves and satisfies me.
John Paul George Ringo and I.
It means just what you think.
Let's meet for lunch in zisk.
Sanitize the lepers with oil.
I will but who fucking cares.
It's as if I've rediscovered.
Maybe a recovery is at hands.
I'm the official grammarians.
My wife pretends she's a car.
Seven authors are lawnmowers.
Young women old women no men.
Impatiently she took my worm.
Sing sing a song make it bad.
If it's in a museum it's art.
Footage of the postal office.
Shoot me from a felt cannons.
I shall not want any sausage.
Once upon a time my dog fell.
That's why the lady is a man.
Ladies love cool James Regan.
Jesus doesn't want me for it.
I spend my waking hours dead.
John asked for a gamma raise.
Having an affair with Harvey.
You son of a son of a dammit.
Comiskey Park dematerialized.
I exhumed President McKinley.
That's because you're stupid.
Every night Marvin throws up.
Another GAS-related incident.
Recycle anything you recycle.
I didn't dream I wasn't dead.
You make a left at the light.
Bring flowers to my cemetery.
Invest all your money in pot.
The sissy-boy online hookups.
Save me one of those shrimps.
The payroll has been sauteed.
A little help from my friend.
The sausage was cheaper then.
Holy Trinity trades God away.
Diffuse refraction is longer.
Heavy feathers enjoy surfing.
Too bad boredom isn't deadly.
Time for my one o'clock meal.
Very much safe for the ozone.
Look at the ass on that dame.
I finally found Moby's honey.
You can't get that smell off.
Cows must be allowed to vote.
Don't make me land in Turkey.
Psychoanalysis and Babe Ruth.
Brooklyn Dodgers vs. Yankees.
Nobody could do Rubik's Cube.
There's a sale on those nuts.
The man who discovered Pluto.
Don't you go into the garage.
No money no woman no trumpet.
I'm an insurance underwriter.
Bring me a quart of radishes.
Ed Koch the former mayor man.
I see the whites of her eyes.
Systems guy wins free burger.
Van man can ban tan ran post.
Herman's Hermits reunion gig.
Imply that all women are gay.
Too damn many pseudo-Elvises.
The conjoined twins question.
Well I'll tell you it's over.
A bottle of fine Italian tar.
Take the train to the planet.
It drove me even more insane.
Yes sir no sir maybe not sir.
Insure yourself against rain.
Exactly half of this country.
If you get online you'll die.
When water freezes it shakes.
It's my unified field theory.
Handball denim jackets beers.
I'm getting surlier each day.
And then he cooked us dinner.
That's how we'll win the day.
Manilow's grammatical errors.
Four and a half years of you.
Wake up go to work get bored.
Ralph Lauren makes wallpaper.
That chrome thing is a scuba.
Just put the gun in and fire.
Bill Gates will read my mind.
That Mineola woman is crypto.
Five percent ten percent ten.
See your favorite actors die.
Born on the fourth of August.
I wonder where Levine's been.
Those friars hummed steadily.
If you believe I can achieve.
Try to defuse that doodybomb.
The house was still standing.
Run over Craig with a Toyota.
Whatever you say is the laws.
Seventy-two Seaman Avenue NY.
They doctored a great number.
That secret died with Yarvin.
Capitalize things abnormally.
Creationism versus evolution.
A one million dollar advance.
Whiskey makes me feel yellow.
I flew through the cathedral.
If only they had said louder.
Take Interstate Seventy-Five.
Put your arms around me baby.
Here you stalk at the border.
It was a very good education.
I'd like to go grave robbing.
The priest ordained his soap.
I am in no way a wealthy man.
Find the best girl with hair.
Don't sign it until you read.
That's one goddamn ugly dogs.
God rest the merry gentlemen.
Getting drunk on the jobsite.
The mysterious sucking sound.
All your favorite adjectives.
One day I played with a book.
Press down for the next roll.
Start riling up the peasants.
Don't be sad it's not so bad.
Occasional songs are easiest.
Louisiana is having problems.
Looks like I need new vision.
Do not mix beer with tequila.
I was arrested by the Police.
All I want is a free physics.
The languid life of lethargy.
You and your silly semiotics.
I feel like my liver is holy.
The sanctioned sign of Satan.
Your Web site is my Web site.
You can't teach an old trick.
I'll stop the world and melt.
He leads me to the Mini-Mart.
Trying to drown Mariah Carey.
Old records get scratched up.
Lee Iaccoca is not an agents.
A beer and ninety sandwiches.
It's great to be hiding here.
I wish he were Willie Nelson.
Stephen Hawking and Bob Walk.
Stop leathering my occipital.
Have another drink and cigar.
The Mets might win the World.
Quoth the raven no it's cool.
Bargain shopping for zodiacs.
Pump up the volume you moron.
You can order it and pay now.
Potato salad is very kinetic.
Maybe we'll go to Alexandria.
Dot every vowel no matter it.
Whack Don Henley with a club.
The life and times of Exerba.
St. Louis Cardinals O'Connor.
Cause when we kiss ooh wires.
Not a crime to be a criminal.
My head is turning into acid.
Time time time see what I am.
Whatever will be will not be.
Just wait until next weekend.
Oncoming train looming large.
Tony sailed across the ocean.
That shirt is standard issue.
Stop wait a minute Mr. Posot.
Nine minus four equals three.
The governor pardoned an owl.
All year long I've been dead.
Allow me to rejuvenate these.
Refrigerate taco sauce shove.
All Surf Downy Wisk Tide Era.
The ejecta buried my toaster.
Men are always looking swell.
Those two Jews drove me nuts.
Sean Penn's passport expired.
Nutrition is a vague concept.
And so I face the final Kurt.
Throw Christians to the lion.
There's no place like Havana.
That Norwegian has my guitar.
An introduction to geography.
The only people still living.
The gift shop will have that.
Don't drive trucks too speed.
Eternity seems to be forever.
Your ass is apparently dying.
Man must walk down ten roads.
Sort these by carrot content.
Love it or leave it or vomit.
Quirky new ABC sitcom debuts.
If we could just learn Latin.
Consign her to a life of joy.
Sitting drinking orange Jews.
Old acquaintances are forgot.
Trade in your car for a dame.
Time time time see what's up.
Hot Dog gets a hundred bucks.
Well that was a dumb crapout.
Shellac the cat again mother.
Good fences make good fences.
Let's buy imported beverages.
Candle wax goes for a dollar.
Benny Hinn healed his boiler.
The starvation of young kids.
I need to focus on the focus.
Dogs roll over and play dead.
I'm a bitch I'm a liar pants.
A blinding flash of infrared.
On West Thirty-Second Street.
Commentators often own Fords.
Forty minutes of boredom now.
Apple IBM Microsoft Netscape.
Susan won't let me smack her.
Hey you get off of my clouds.
I don't want to be in Brazil.
Top it off with a rotten egg.
All that glitters is not old.
Come Earth Day I'll be dying.
Glen Campbell and Lou Barlow.
Post it to alt.feces.recipes.
Deliver the paper to a porch.
Core rods found in our house.
Disneyland has been engulfed.
Talk to your children slowly.
Someday my prince will crumb.
Jim two assholes and a bitch.
It means the same damn thing.
Here comes a big brown truck.
This guy is an Internet guru.
Hippity-hoppity-hippity-hoop.
Honduran boy is a lousy liar.
But he refused to do his job.
Feed pastrami to my computer.
Beer sauce and a yellow mule.
The family tree is confusing.
It seems as though I'm crazy.
Let's invade India next week.
Jane Zuckerman liked my lies.
You and me and Joe makes two.
To see Jane uses Al's oculus.
You and your momentary Seder.
The next best thing to feces.
Sixteen bars filled with joy.
Life's just a zany crapshoot.
Bad weather in the Metroplex.
My cat likes to murder geese.
Goddamn no variety spice boy.
Only dumb people are useless.
Effervescence is not quelled.
I'll get Moons Over My Hammy.
Reading presidential history.
Drive a mile fly a kilometer.
My weeks of lust and avarice.
She sells eggs at lower cost.
They call me Mr. Potato Head.
Variety is the brunt of life.
Da niggaz in my crib be wack.
The referee called no saying.
My cat can beat up any miner.
Send him a virus immediately.
Pliny the Elder just woke up.
Racing down Route Twenty-Two.
He ran a flea flicker to win.
She told a tale of bad deeds.
How to make money very quick.
Come up and see me some time.
At least you'll get a lemons.
Shadooby shattered shattered.
Hire and a fire and a legume.
I solved the hunger quandary.
Boil bubble toil trouble wax.
Baker's Brobdingnagian notes.
Mango apricot cherry bananas.
Click the switch hit the mix.
I'm on the cusp of a new day.
The cryptoquotes are so easy.
Normally we don't allow that.
I certainly hope she's angry.
You have a very smelly hiney.
Then we go outside and smoke.
I'm having trouble over here.
Five pennies in every nickel.
Healing people who have AIDS.
That economist is always hip.
No thanks I don't like women.
Kick Bill Murray in the nuts.
Propeller planes use jet gas.
Go away and bring back Ethan.
Soho man eats nine cold dogs.
Between one and three is two.
Use your brain you dumb jerk.
Proof always precludes faith.
I left my spleen in Paraguay.
They tell me to love my self.
I'm going to move to Andorra.
Colin Greg Ron Jerry or John.
When in the course of events.
They spit blood at Ed Farmer.
A duel in the streets of Fez.
I spell my names incorrectly.
Mr. Schlimmer is not smarter.
There are many deviant sects.
Every single night he learns.
Ridicule anyone who's smelly.
I wanted to be River Phoenix.
Visit your parents every day.
Drugs pencils Syria rigatoni.
Shepherds sell a lot of wool.
Albany New York has exploded.
Please don't punch my spleen.
Stop oh yes wait a minute Mr.
Man consumes forty tricycles.
We are on a mission from God.
The quotidian and the insane.
A lunar eclipse of the earth.
It's a nickel and dime store.
One of them went to Colombia.
Ride a missile it's very fun.
Kickin' it old school school.
There are far too many shows.
Somebody done somebody wrong.
That is the worst man I know.
Philadelphia here I come now.
My uncle is not a homosexual.
The baker's ethical dilemmas.
Losers wear tighter clothing.
He always seems so umbilical.
The Senate ratified my bagel.
Carrots broccoli and plastic.
Guten Tag und wilkommen hier.
Me and John Candy had a beer.
He's not using his equipment.
The twenty-first century man.
Bring it up to about seventy.
Knock three times on the hen.
Monica Lewinsky is oral sexy.
Rough tough and all that hay.
Drop an atomic bomb on Miami.
Christians are not resilient.
Please fasten the Bible Belt.
The heat has been turned hot.
Doody here doody there doody.
Your new blue ties have dots.
I wonder if I actually exist.
Goddamn Felix didn't log out.
Maybe I should just go house.
Eleven minutes beyond twelve.
Telecommunications and salad.
Hey man I got some good fear.
I wish it was sixteen eleven.
Kelly Kujawski is a stripper.
Bus stop bus goes she stares.
Only permit one more highway.
Four three two one blast off.
An apple would be too simple.
Debbie's pretext was amusing.
Stop stealing the steno pads.
Well now I've really done it.
Villify people who smell bad.
Paper is packaged in barrels.
The morning light pleases me.
I'll run out of Higgs bosons.
Sometimes dreams are strange.
Let's attend another funeral.
Try a little harder you dick.
The Lord is my auto mechanic.
They belong in a sanitariums.
How to get rich without work.
High density disks are great.
Solid plasma liquid gasoline.
Recollection is not a parent.
I regret losing the sentence.
The signs of the end of time.
Elect whomever you like best.
You should mitigate the wars.
Halley's Comet will returned.
Screen them for illegal bugs.
That's not oil that's liquor.
Famous for inventing plastic.
All hail good Queen Carstens.
Speak softly but carry a gun.
Okay now I'll stop this crap.
Ninety-five thousand dollars.
Looks as though he's a mason.
Do not forget your relaxants.
I donned a turtleneck Sunday.
Stop acting like a stop sign.
Arabian cities are like film.
Keep all cows from most boys.
Catholic men usually do sell.
Explosive device in my pants.
Sending some e-mail to India.
This fiscal year is the best.
This recipe calls for pliers.
Turn on the fasten seatbelts.
Throw butter at any invaders.
Equal the angle of incidence.
Welcome to the town of dooms.
You have no sense of decency.
Poetry can be good but never.
The chemistry of mop handles.
Set stuff on fire with argon.
No doorknob but two keyholes.
My horse is called Duty Bomb.
Spiro Agnew was a prostitute.
Lazy hazy crazy days of fall.
Crusty musty dusty or trusty.
The Romans created insolence.
Stay right there you asshole.
Democrats versus Republicans.
Tell me the stories of Jesus.
Sunspots cause animal damage.
I wish I lived in New Mexico.
Off with her head Alice head.
For he's a jolly good fellow.
Stacy wondered if it was six.
Five summers or five winters.
Almost time for a free lunch.
Fat lawyer goes up to heaven.
Huge gains in the oil sector.
Most girls look like animals.
Aesop's fables Aesop's table.
Coming up at eleven more fun.
Never mind the dancing woman.
He wanted her to paint nicer.
Old rock stars are Democrats.
Obvious things displease you.
Newark International Airport.
The corner of Worst and Next.
Mister is a term of reaction.
The meaning was misconstrued.
Forget about those relatives.
Iran Iraq Syria Lebanon Oman.
That erotic artwork is level.
Efficacy tested truth tested.
Phallocentrism is regressive.
Waiting for people to perish.
I have to drink some alcohol.
My wife designs spirituality.
Thank Jesus I'm free at last.
Courtney Love seems Yoko Ono.
They just keep sending money.
That was the strangest thing.
I used the scientific method.
I'm the king of my own vomit.
Willie Nelson and King Louis.
Can't figure that person out.
I need to get back to basics.
Whether or not my mom is gay.
If you love me don't kill me.
Masonry allows for communism.
Drop and give me ten pushups.
Seattle has poker facilities.
I hope there's enough ribbon.
Never met a man I didn't eat.
Chicken soup for the asshole.
No way in hell I'm going out.
Carson City Nevada is rotten.
United we stand dead we fall.
Teach women how to play golf.
Pennsylvania offers cold ice.
Disinter the revolutionaries.
Paint the pink flamingo blue.
Figure out your lifespan now.
My ibex took a shit in Maine.
Joe Fragomeni ate my burgers.
Reshelve the muffler peacock.
The spare room floats in air.
I'll sell you my best uvulas.
The wheels have been turning.
I assume Bill can buy a pair.
The Jefferson Airplane crash.
Sometime after one Bill died.
If I could I would kill Jill.
The gratitude was so puerile.
He wasn't really that secure.
We can ameliorate your heart.
Feel free to assassinate Ted.
Write your autobiography now.
I am Benvenuto Cellini's pen.
Existence precedes essential.
Amazon rivers are indelicate.
Placebos usually malfunction.
Tropical climates are chilly.
I crossed over into a nation.
Blondes don't have more guns.
You must never forget French.
The secret to a healthy life.
Apply the cream cheese to it.
Convince that woman I'm rich.
The life of an itinerant dog.
Monday February twenty-first.
It's possible but not likely.
Stop thinking about tomorrow.
Happiness is being happiness.
In the brain of the Lord God.
Wherever you go bring a pony.
Hawaiians are extremely zany.
This time don't use chlorine.
Look it's the new millennium.
Put that in your pipe wrench.
I've been to all fifty state.
Sometimes the cat walks over.
Like a rhinestone geneticist.
Yellow items are easy to sap.
I can't believe April hit me.
Anyone can lacquer a bananas.
This and that and dog no cat.
I'm your host with the toast.
I'm unsure how I survived it.
Mr. Johnson ate four monkeys.
Margaret Defendini is a zero.
Kevin Costner loves all dogs.
I had a Fleetwood Mac attack.
Don't set your pants on fire.
He bought beer for the teens.
Begin the decay modes Monday.
Cute children sitcom premise.
Seems weird but it is normal.
I purchased much of New York.
Solar activity is very lunar.
Club all tyrants on the head.
Yellow and blue makes purple.
Deoxyribonucleic acid is hot.
Borrow Satan's letter opener.
Sound the trumpet of victory.
Tie her up kill her then run.
Governor Faubrille Zengalist.
Neil Sedaka and Scott Levine.
Look out here comes the moon.
Pull my teeth out with haste.
Go get an electric democracy.
Kerosene'll wipe it all away.
Shove it into this log cabin.
Nineteen seventy-one is over.
This day is like the weather.
Sometimes Blair Baker is odd.
Use Crest Mae West high test.
We're setting sail for Turku.
Worth every penny you'll pay.
The man on the flying teapot.
Your astronauts are vampires.
Mel Gibson is not a Scotsman.
Colloquial terminology sucks.
Find a valid parking blender.
Aged less than seventy weeks.
Walt Whitman's under my boot.
I wish I were still virulent.
Sally is everything I demand.
Direct inquiries to the desk.
Indignant furious angry calm.
I last saw it in Deutschland.
You felt like an older rhino.
It has no soul it's a robots.
Fill up your hat with olives.
But nobody listens to a sage.
Stay clear of that waterfall.
Mostly I just sleep all week.
Pro bono in the harmful rice.
Groovin' on a Sunday morning.
It warmed the cockles nicely.
One hundred million hot eyes.
Rhode Island and Plantations.
Old man no shoes not talking.
Heavy water has too hydrogen.
Throw away Brian's underwear.
I put ballpoints in the lock.
Most Egyptians are logicians.
Decapitate that anchorperson.
I obeyed the ten commandment.
Chaos disorder riots workmen.
Most planets revolve eagerly.
We can't just call Spike Lee.
Dreaming of the days gone by.
Understanding limited by Joe.
Sometimes eggs float on beer.
I remember my very first sin.
It's the exception to a rule.
Drive up the price of cattle.
She walks in beauty like Amy.
Don't fall off the monuments.
Beware of friendly hostesses.
Hey I just solved a quandary.
Now that's one stinky tissue.
Poetry fails to transmit fun.
Call in sick and remain home.
Wear your uniform constantly.
Thirteen hundred bucks hotel.
High school is like a fluids.
No phone no boat no motorcar.
No false pretense of urology.
Mr. Lowry didn't want my pen.
Sometimes I get all confused.
Frank Sinatra and David Hume.
Seven hundred and ninety-two.
The whey Glenn Miller played.
Bake the cookies eat the ice.
What the hell what the hello.
Lottery winners share prizes.
In the time that Bart danced.
Vinegar tastes good in Syria.
Dessicated but still dancing.
Getting so angry and violent.
That is where Beethoven went.
I live in the portable sheds.
We're off to see the Wizards.
You did not invent telemetry.
Don't rain on my parade jerk.
A new bout with somnambulism.
Start up your Mazda tomorrow.
There is freedom within here.
Paper clips are so dangerous.
I think Basile is a quisling.
Costner implicated in murder.
They sell notebooks in there.
Ring my bell and hit my head.
Mr. Sandman bring me a dream.
Lucy in the sky with Anthrax.
Aldous Huxley's left forearm.
I'm a gonna kill me a womans.
Lock the live cat in the box.
Get me a ticket for speeding.
For a good time call Lincoln.
Private investment and dates.
Right now the sun is leaving.
Go upstairs and sculpt trees.
Estrogen soup taco sand hole.
Fifty percent cotton content.
Helsinki is nice in the shim.
This is a bad place to lease.
Hit me with a lead executive.
Whips and chains and Tylenol.
My philosophy is real stupid.
I conjugate verbs habitually.
Take the next exit you moron.
When you rot away on Tuesday.
Management training seminars.
At least she was not injured.
It must be pretty damn Dutch.
Honor thy father and mothers.
Electricity is very electric.
You forgot to call extra joy.
I imagine polyiso sheathings.
Guess I'll send the book now.
The gas station sells apples.
My damn radiator is so leaky.
I visited Mars last Thursday.
Whip that machine into shape.
My crap flows freely tonight.
We'll only bring a few clubs.
Atlanta Braves not Milwaukee.
Dancing is never permissible.
Boxes and boxes of bad books.
Crossing an elusive barriers.
Use the pink metal carpeting.
Crime should pay and it does.
Fiat lux or maybe fiat light.
Portugal has just evaporated.
It's John the Baptist's head.
Bake before Bill bores Butch.
This keyboardist is deceased.
Elderly women are good spies.
And God saw that it was wood.
Cringe when you hear a stove.
Under the carpet lies a flea.
The land of a thousand dance.
Don't become another fascist.
Cross on the green not brown.
You should move to Minnesota.
Norman Lear and some royalty.
Exploring the old jungle hut.
Now I will call myself again.
It's not a illegal dirigible.
The slow Internet connection.
You give love a bad nickname.
This man has an IP conflicts.
Whip that asshole into shape.
The tallest building in Ohio.
I knew it was a missile test.
Step in feces then regret it.
I hopscotched on Wall Street.
Get some kudzu blossom jelly.
Spontaneous combustion liars.
There's no peace only hatred.
Barroom brawl claims my life.
A big long bus ride to Sarah.
Cicero never walked to Libya.
Federal investigations shine.
Spread the rumors about Emma.
In the all man brothers band.
Roll me another four reefers.
There is Spam in my computer.
Good old Crip parked illegal.
As you said they must evolve.
Somebody stop that criminals.
Hello this is Jim I love gin.
Most swords are made of wine.
Pretend you're a jazz artist.
Somebody carded Schopenhauer.
George swallowed a flowerpot.
Look at those smelly Vikings.
I was not born in New Jersey.
You can barely hear the ride.
While we were getting higher.
Chicago Bulls beat Utah Jazz.
Try try try try try try fail.
Time to blow away my parents.
President Franklin Roosevelt.
Yes no yes no yes no yes Noh.
You never did return the box.
Ban poets from this Republic.
Hand over all your cells now.
Take me out with the crowded.
What a ridiculous song it is.
Go store it outside the door.
The equivalent of one is two.
I am solving cryptic puzzles.
Bad actors dislike spaghetti.
It ain't easy to learn Latin.
The lightbulb remains intact.
I am very very very confused.
I can speak ninety languages.
You love it when I get angry.
That's one hell of an Aponte.
He wants you to be the rabbi.
The president got a blow job.
Taiwan thinks it's not China.
They made a hat out of steel.
Griswold it from the gallery.
Time is an artificial tomato.
Yellow shirt or purple pants.
I have to call an idiot here.
Save the spotted owl's radio.
Deep inside my own soul food.
Elevator escalator staircase.
Drown your children in juice.
Pass the olive oil and grout.
Take two and call me a moron.
If only my digits were round.
It wouldn't matter if it did.
Leonid Brezhnev is not alive.
Grab all the fruits you find.
They have lesbians in Hawaii.
Birds evolved from dinosaurs.
I'm LL Cool J or I'm not him.
We have to assume he's dying.
Vapor clouds consumed a bike.
I weekended in another place.
Shove a bolt down his throat.
Mötley Crüe has invaded Iraq.
The Marquis de Sade was dull.
Assert yourself every second.
Elizabethan Madrigal Dinners.
Newspapers are too flammable.
Life is one eternal struggle.
As long as the virus is dead.
A Deadhead sticker on a Ford.
He's dead call the mortician.
Royce stole our rotting fern.
My father bought a big modem.
Check for any loose bassoons.
You want it and I can get it.
We have family in Tuscaloosa.
Romanticizing the death trip.
Wash your ears every October.
We iron your pants excitedly.
Eight times six is forty-one.
Nostalgic people reminiscing.
Deliver a lecture on biology.
Press ALT to choose commands.
Everyone must be on the tape.
He took sub-atomic particles.
It's cold enough to buy eggs.
A story of a man named Brady.
Ah fuck it's Aretha Franklin.
Now is the winter of our gum.
Crushed velvet was in styles.
Idle ship upon a paint ocean.
My sandwich your dead corpse.
Call the Department of Anger.
It never goes without saying.
Mick had the bivalve platter.
Send out for a lunch of logs.
That's a fifteen-dollar suit.
That's his bag of heroin oil.
Too far away from the screen.
You might want to add potash.
Dentistry is an advanced art.
Just shut up and get tickets.
James Earl Jones is a salmon.
Let's revert to martial lawn.
Female horses that is to say.
That damn guy disconnected I.
Chicks dig my hostile manner.
Forging the smithy of my ass.
Under no no no circumstances.
Utah Jazz beat Chicago Bulls.
You are all invited to Hades.
The Rolling Stones will sing.
I discovered a new isolation.
Marsupials hibernate in June.
My line down her line upward.
Why he did that I don't know.
I wonder what these are four.
We'll pay the rent and leave.
Measure me again I'm shorter.
Wintergreen mints are lovely.
Civilization is looming here.
That South Pole place is hot.
It was the summer of sixteen.
It's a damn shame what I saw.
Woman thinks dough is brains.
Penury is my only lunch show.
South America is mostly evil.
The Gospel according to Mark.
On the way to Washington D.C.
The mayor forgot how to live.
That baby can speak in Latin.
It is to be in on me tonight.
She always fills me with red.
Exit ramp exit ramp exit now.
Erasing Web sites by mistake.
Most famous people have cars.
Five wise men of Orient were.
Let's go spelunking tomorrow.
Ain't no woman like that one.
They'd better start worrying.
Young men are very flammable.
I have never bought apricots.
There is no way to stay live.
Yellow roses on her computer.
Shooting up a grammar school.
Macaroni and cheese and beer.
Quiet on the golf course yes.
You're the devil in disguise.
Bury as much fuel as you can.
If and when you finally stop.
Three kinds of geology rocks.
Fifty million lead molecules.
Korea Korea Korea Korea Ohio.
Tuesday Wednesday happy days.
The last days of the century.
I promise to be a better god.
Clever man incompetent horse.
All men are created equality.
You can't see this meteorite.
He penned a song about lunch.
Four score and seven joggers.
He wanted to be with Michael.
You make me think I'm worthy.
Our math books are inclement.
Advanced medicine for cancer.
Foam rubber insulation sucks.
Complain once more and I die.
The Kelvin scale is absolute.
Seafood he's stewed I'm rude.
Star Trek fans are a bit odd.
If I had that I'd be all set.
Mustafa Levine the Gray Wolf.
There's congeniality in here.
Whatever you say man shut up.
France is a land of artisans.
I established diplomatically.
I'm glad it's not last month.
Scott Levine not Scott Tullo.
Ripken called screw you-sies.
We sought peace in Armenians.
In the event of a fire decay.
Fully integrated circuit man.
Disposable income is taxable.
Same old same old same older.
Brevity is always desirables.
That's no way to prevent AID.
Entering the first few years.
You seemed so sane yesterday.
Hit Al Jardine until he dies.
Steely Dan is a bad rock act.
The English language is dead.
The devil sold me his Nissan.
Another metaphorical hot dog.
Laverne and Shirley are numb.
This fan used to be so quiet.
Some kind of taphophile dude.
Sell your soul to the Devils.
I will use the Doomsday Rule.
He said that my Bible is red.
In the shed where I was born.
Involve that man in the play.
These truths is self-evident.
In the office or not at home.
Worship the statue of Basile.
I told you he had the schist.
Bring your scythes to school.
Shave and apply the tungsten.
I need a ham and cheese sand.
Stop bombing the garage door.
Look deep into your soul pot.
Nobody cares what year it is.
Seventy-seven out of seventy.
Guess which anagram I wanted.
The corpse of my best friend.
I hope the Vikings come back.
Psychoanalyze this you dicks.
Shove a hot pencil in my eye.
Most evidence is like salami.
The Beatles never had a barn.
Blood in my nose from smokes.
I like the way you make meat.
Some kind of Jewish holidays.
Continue in the similar vein.
It was so nice but weird too.
Deconstructionism or methane.
This is not an election year.
Blair Scott James one-thirty.
Felix has finally gotten off.
I'll put the X back in X-mas.
JJ Top reissued in CD format.
Shoes pants shirts ties hats.
Slaughter the neighbor's man.
You can smell the hoi polloi.
Super bon bon super bon Bonn.
Put chicken in the red sauce.
A letter that could be total.
In line for England's throne.
Repetition is repetition was.
That alphabet is banned here.
Start spreading the New York.
The National Football League.
Laura will give me her notes.
Someone put gum on this dime.
Stop living in the past past.
I remixed Stairway to Heaven.
Diamonds are decaying schist.
My life among the Aborigines.
Quit it with the dumb accent.
In Russia they like articles.
The meek shall inherit Venus.
What a big waste of airspace.
Thou shalt not covet a biped.
Crush your opposition for me.
The Dow Jones Industrial Mop.
I do love exactly one person.
They want you to extend cash.
The whole fucking lousy poem.
Mr. Papo has learned to read.
This ain't no party no disco.
Position yourself in a field.
Sold to the man in the front.
Fiberglass is unnatural food.
Relocate that man to Arizona.
The tables of random numbers.
Man on trip eats to bankrupt.
A total eclipse of the heart.
There's no place like Pomona.
We all live in a yellow shed.
Oh no I have to make a doody.
Every year is the same thing.
Smoke nine cigars in one day.
Toking and writing treatises.
Of my role in the XYZ Affair.
Call me up and render me hip.
Ride the Zamboni around town.
Publicize or I'll kill Regis.
A glorious triumph for Jesus.
The whole gang just got back.
They paid two bucks for this.
The fear the worry the anger.
Apple orange banana or mango.
Wishful thinking or drinking.
Please enhance the negatives.
Baker Kelly Levine and Rohit.
Hey stop stealing the corona.
Periodically I venture forth.
Stick it up your shiny hiney.
Mop up the oil stains and go.
Aphorisms five cents a pound.
I just heard Carson's deadly.
I know all about that family.
Then he solved the equations.
Issue me my gun and get away.
It's time to consume a lunch.
I will try not to be ethical.
Maria knows what I look like.
Put mayonnaise in the pantry.
E-mail the specs to me today.
Benny invented the ampersand.
My memory has just been sold.
Moped women taste like grass.
Hopping and bopping and wire.
No animals behaving stranger.
Go back in time and get laid.
What a drag it is getting up.
I'm one of the best painters.
Hey hey you you get off that.
Be quick or be dead or alive.
You can reset this coal oven.
Basketball is a manly sports.
Teach the old dog new tricks.
You can't put kegs in Ithaca.
I want to erradicate Hungary.
Emilio Estevez plays trumpet.
Conduct yourself with sorrow.
These socio-economic factors.
This Polish man is not Dutch.
Flattery will get you killed.
The evolution of the species.
The torsion ratio is minimal.
Eternal damnation is eternal.
The humidity caused a hockey.
That's a complicated complex.
That air is thirty years old.
Bone structure clues or rice.
Jerry's brother was immature.
I'll be here in a picosecond.
The boss is relaxing in Asia.
We live in a time of bad pie.
Mrs. Carstens fired me today.
How to kill for fun and love.
I want to be buried very now.
Here we are after a long day.
Sure enough next day he died.
Don't try to beat up a hyena.
You are the ghost of Hendrix.
Let's get together for drink.
Sixty-three hours in indoors.
My bird advocates ochlocracy.
Oedipus felt a Freud complex.
I prefer analogic syllogisms.
Pens is like an old basilica.
Yon can't teach an old human.
Put the coffee water on high.
Skyrockets in flight delight.
We here at IBM are dangerous.
They banned freedom in Niger.
Utopia dystopia hey let's go.
Security is our top priority.
Henny Youngman is now a body.
Paying them will get results.
Crap in your own pants Steve.
Devious slut performs horror.
Wow it's so cold my eyes rot.
Public relations is so aloof.
Alex Trebek's wardrobe sucks.
Haunted by the good old days.
Bacon lettuce tomato no mayo.
The gas station of my dreams.
You can imagine how old I am.
My oncologist has got cancer.
The Dead Sea Scrolls are fun.
Apologizing gets you nowhere.
One is to two as I am to you.
Nozzles and rotary atomizers.
Some kind of illegal scandal.
That thing is digital format.
Complex molecules are simple.
Trains and planes and faucet.
We gonna have us a lynchings.
The death of the uneasy poet.
Could be that you're a moron.
Vellum was used by King Neil.
My friends all love Radiohat.
Be all that your aunt wasn't.
Lucifer did it one more time.
Some dumb lady from Maryland.
I serve absolutely no master.
Don't ask Baker about career.
Well tie me down and rape me.
Mormons have a hundred wives.
Let's walk down the marriage.
It is the evening of the day.
Three times two times eleven.
Rob Basile is not Rob Basile.
Finger sandwiches in a Chevy.
That guy didn't make a doody.
Antiperspirant is our savior.
Many years ago I was younger.
We hold these truths evident.
Amos Otis makes puzzle today.
Bilingual advantage perfumes.
Another day without my baker.
Bells herald the new holiday.
Baker and I were kind of mad.
Apply gentle pressure gently.
Break a mirror buy a new one.
Japanese people are Japanese.
Jyl's skirt is way too short.
A pit in the stomach of life.
Traveling is better than you.
Turn on the faucet of misery.
Aim your rifles at that army.
Happy birthday and good luck.
Jim Kelly's House of Horrors.
International land of coffee.
Single double triple quarter.
Join the navy see the planet.
Correct umbrage feels smooth.
I guess it's a Chevy I guess.
This is one hell of a carpet.
Children of the corn whiskey.
If you only knew about wheat.
Three cheers to most rapists.
If that's it then I'll leave.
The consistency is not human.
File it under musical things.
Come on baby light my candle.
Standing in line is historic.
Clean up this goddamn puddle.
Have a drink and talk freely.
The goddamn transformer blew.
I feel so lonely want to die.
A stupid error in calculates.
It's my favorite Stains song.
Mount Everest crumbled today.
The reign of terror is crazy.
A drunk man is a drunk woman.
His psychiatrist is Lutheran.
Muster up a tank of vitamins.
You're my kind of newscaster.
I have no idea what that was.
Sophisticated theater is bad.
This dead body laughed at me.
Diversity is a likely things.
Smack him with a bamboo cane.
Keeping up a facade of brick.
Zippity doo dah zippity flay.
Put the pedal to the meddler.
Looks like I'll be alone now.
Sally and I will be outdoors.
This is a song about oatmeal.
Hey that's Rowdy Roddy Piper.
John Denver never saw Denver.
Never have I ever done those.
Maybe you can steal a toilet.
Clayton brought over a beers.
These are the halcyon months.
My whole body is rotting out.
Crap has two meanings in Fez.
Head up a covert force teams.
It's a sad states of affairs.
Forever is an infinite shelf.
Jerry Reuss and Bill Russell.
According to you I'm a loser.
Someone overdubbed the drums.
You can dance you can prance.
Tadpole universe frog galaxy.
Inequality can be the unfair.
Hi hello how are you goodbye.
Orange juice makes me prance.
I think she hates alcoholism.
Famous lawyer famous lawyers.
You retaliated one Wednesday.
A nice fresh cabbage cabbage.
Never engage in immoral laws.
Baby loves me yes yes she do.
Professional baseball player.
To everything turn turn turn.
My mother composed a cantata.
I can hit the telephone pole.
I will utilize a blue dandle.
Tie a yellow ribbon on a cat.
Quick let's all go to Taiwan.
Stay away from that selenium.
No longer interested in Iowa.
Whispering in Russian stupid.
Oh good god this is so gross.
There is nothing here for me.
I eschewed him for two years.
I eat Seventh-Day Adventists.
Something strange has happen.
Mick Jagger looks pretty bad.
Help us or hurt us you moron.
The weather has gotten nicer.
This stupid song doesn't end.
I like large infrastructures.
We made a pilgrimage to Mali.
The greatest day of my death.
Legal sanctity can be rented.
Expense-account your hookers.
Baker's comments on The Body.
Baker got indignant at a man.
Barry Goldwater and morphine.
The FBI is reading my e-mail.
Apparently it's much smaller.
I can't believe she said sex.
Bet the trifecta or perfecta.
Riders on the storm of feces.
Many free Mexican cigarettes.
Chicken and rice and vinegar.
Die die die die die die diet.
Take time to smell the feces.
The economic worry of Africa.
Physicochemical hydrodynamic.
Religion is like a coattails.
Cigarettes go well with rice.
Hot town summer in the Bronx.
Al was sure that Judy stinks.
Endocrine glands malfunction.
A team of scientists partied.
Huey Lewis and the newspaper.
Comedian Rich Little said it.
Fuck you unless you are cool.
Rats deserting a sinker ship.
Help me eliminate this weird.
Sarah's card made me happier.
Reload and keep killing them.
Keep your politics to limits.
But then again maybe I'll go.
Travel west until I say stop.
What a half-assed old bucket.
Japan China India Korea Laos.
Formula One race car drivers.
Truth is not as good as lies.
He got shot and he fell down.
Saint Peter was a first pope.
AT&T is coping with an issue.
Your nose appears in a movie.
I hooked up a cruddy printer.
It'll all be over quite soon.
That fat man is so very dumb.
The moon has lost her memory.
Bobby Louie Tex Sol and Biff.
Just remember to paint it in.
The city that never trembles.
Billy Graham and a supernova.
Cheap Trick wants to want me.
Ninety-seven million dollars.
Michael Jordan should retire.
Many proper nouns now ending.
Out of sight out of Michigan.
The message is now Orwellian.
Never mix salt with acrylics.
My car sounds like a muffler.
Equating love with geography.
In two months she'll kill me.
Fear is like a big casserole.
Igloos for sale five dollars.
They read like headlines now.
I wrote it using Visual C+++.
Hybrid method in engineering.
Canned tomato paste is awful.
Catch a falling star and die.
Moose not plural Edwin Meese.
New Mexico borders upon Ohio.
November is my least resolve.
This desk is defying gravity.
Hills make great battle zone.
Orange juice and a doughnuts.
A goddess on the mountaintop.
They made me eat liver balls.
Everybody is totally shocked.
I'm worried but not too much.
We're festooned with Formica.
Imagine if you were a marine.
Four thousand and one novels.
Savory gravy flavor for meat.
James Dean favored the color.
In the Empire State Building.
Twelve volts would shock you.
Hubris causes many downfalls.
Al Gore kills George W. Bush.
Thank you for your patronage.
The President has refinanced.
Golgotha is a vacation scene.
I'm the president of Nigeria.
The line is busy again again.
They died happily ever after.
I'm sick and tired of poetry.
I can't get this thing to be.
The dog was adept at wipings.
Rebuild the Croton Reservoir.
Permission to vomit is given.
We need wine women and songs.
A little more to the leftist.
The White House has a larynx.
Got drunk I stunk went thunk.
You're so vain vain vain van.
The American Association Man.
She hangs maps on the floors.
That's the least interesting.
Lonely but at least I'm high.
You can't love me if I'm gay.
Now set fire to the dead man.
We cruised past Joey's house.
They say life is now useless.
Eat your supper then shut up.
A hitman tailing Carly Simon.
Your needs are also my needs.
Bury me with an electric eel.
I want to look at Billy Joel.
Look at that gym gym teacher.
Funeral services held for me.
He went online last November.
Sneaky but not wholly rotten.
Feed rabbits to the Buddhist.
I have to stop eating things.
Qualify for tennis in August.
Two-point-five hours of work.
A direct imitation of Levine.
Architects make architecture.
Flip out and start murdering.
You need a louder stereo box.
Peace love harmony and death.
Get the afterlife on my horn.
Armed and dangerous and male.
I wish it were sixteen forty.
That is where Atlanta is now.
Sometimes I worship my liver.
Mark me down as now deceased.
She should have been a tunic.
Don Gregori named head vicar.
Everybody in Texas is eleven.
Practice makes perfect wires.
Don't alter the soil erosion.
Crease here for maximum love.
That's what it's like to die.
Futile quest for Holy Grails.
Suppose that there is no God.
My first HBO special's a hit.
Clines Corners Neon won't go.
Five boroughs equals one pit.
Everyone should be like Jeff.
Limited by my lack of brains.
The dark side of the Jupiter.
Write all poems in Hungarian.
Razor sharp logs can be full.
I hate it when these implode.
I want all that stupid stuff.
Please stop raping that lady.
Let's erase the Platte River.
That fat bloated Lithuanians.
The Greeks had a word for it.
I'm a great basketball coach.
Get over to #zisk post haste.
Goodness gracious great ball.
Some woman crashed into Carl.
My favorite Def Leppard song.
It's the season to be cesium.
It was twenty years ago once.
They tortured me in Michigan.
Television is a shifty tenet.
Free men should fight for me.
Cheap prostitutes good times.
Abraham Martin and John Dean.
It's like they always say it.
College educated but so dumb.
Cup of coffee or can of corn.
Economics preclude offenders.
Poems and prose fig bars too.
An allusion to old Lutherans.
Getting slowly more arrogant.
The cash cow gives fine milk.
Andy Rooney made me so angry.
Blues songs need to be short.
Ten nine eight seven six one.
No work one final two papers.
Dotted lines indicate rivers.
This is the scariest of days.
Remy calls the Red Sox games.
Free batteries for all women.
They are painting needlessly.
A new plan to lose my weight.
Once upon a time I was Irish.
Twenty-two point four liters.
Excuse me while I murder you.
Newsworthy but really boring.
Zeke Festus and the Hillboys.
Masking tape comes in widths.
Cook up the fish it's health.
Alive and well and still gay.
I wish I weren't David Spade.
Buy me some peanuts and beer.
A new trend in nice ice beer.
Hemmed in by two large women.
Nobody in their right kidney.
Record contracts are so wide.
Beckoning me from a long ago.
This gopher refuses to leave.
The guy who lives here sucks.
Send several hundred dollars.
Origami is eleven and a half.
Lots and lots of echo noises.
We could play in the haunted.
Mr. Johnson told us he's gay.
It's a sin to commit any sin.
I say we dig up Edvard Munch.
It's as if I never met Satan.
Go to Twenty-One Jump Street.
Deport all residents of Iowa.
It's a Buick Electra complex.
This man is a parodic parody.
A huge pile of scary anxiety.
Old cop young cop feel right.
The Ancient Order of Helmets.
My favorite Edgar Allen poem.
All the pundits say I am one.
The church hired a new woman.
Drop the doody bring the pee.
It's not like you didn't see.
Eleven times four equals two.
One thousand one hundred one.
An important celestial event.
Judge Wapner retired to Peru.
At least let me paint it red.
I think kind of non-linearly.
I walked all the way to Peru.
Repair to the lower interest.
A right click does the trick.
In the sun I feel as sixteen.
God and Mr. Rogers are quiet.
Pool cue tool view fool shoe.
The Jewish symbol of Judaism.
Never remonstrate with a cow.
I committed a mortal sin sin.
Stealing other people's work.
Crypts full of dead Williams.
I completely forgot about it.
Manifest Destiny ended quick.
I did not have sex with that.
Finally the day is upon them.
We three kings of Orient are.
The sentences are of uniform.
Everybody hit the ground now.
We took the train to the car.
Gee our old LaSalle ran good.
Put that elderly person down.
Plotting to overthrow Stalin.
Bob Costas and a German wife.
That's how penguins have sex.
The Mayans perfected condoms.
A trip to D.C. for free beer.
When the moon hits your eyes.
Don't shave and grow a beard.
See me feel me give me money.
Oh shut up you stupid fucker.
Hand me those turquoise cars.
Funny I don't remember Vinny.
That's the way uh-huh uh-huh.
That fashion magazine's crap.
Faking some death in Vietnam.
The sun never sets on Duluth.
You bear the onus of onanism.
I wish I was William Shatner.
Looks like the work of Mr. X.
I'll prove that you're Satan.
During the Basile presidency.
More than one way to skin me.
I got caught at the frontier.
Taunted with what's not mine.
I'm encouraging the torturer.
Cobalt and a bottle of juice.
Jejune programming is jejune.
I feel a little gay this day.
Use the sand make some glass.
With liberty and justice pie.
Please do not harsh my shred.
The viscosity is Neanderthal.
Mom threw dough at the tiles.
This Madonna song is too bad.
Bangkok the Oriental setting.
Climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
The subcontinent is drifting.
Would you please just go die.
I'm going to get some coffee.
Do the hokey-pokey right now.
Cram that pipe into his hole.
Talking about Metallica love.
The cockroach is inadvertent.
Some type of Aztec monuments.
Mainlining heroin is illegal.
Botswana invaded my rec room.
Park walk river bridge lamps.
Snide comments about my life.
The pleasure is not all mine.
Signal and merge the traffic.
The weeks have become months.
Zoning out in a big meetings.
We want young women and beer.
So you want to smell igneous.
Now that Gary Busey is saved.
Dogmatic adoration is acidic.
How now brown cow typewriter.
I've lived all over this car.
The opinions of stupid folks.
Two thin to exact no revenge.
Let's pretend we're youthful.
Grandiose statues are pretty.
So is hopping freight trains.
If I could save time in eggs.
Johnny's mother was a sailor.
Logging is a nicely industry.
I heard the rumors are false.
This is the best way to live.
The Black Sabbath resurgence.
I got drafted by the Packers.
Here is a frenetic flute one.
Jocks and sluts and me oh my.
Some goddamn expensive beers.
Oriental men can pilot buses.
The truth is like a suitcase.
American Society of Machines.
Fasten your safety computers.
You smell like James Belushi.
Children have less attention.
Hot Dog live at a crappy bar.
Mom wouldn't have us rocking.
The sincerest form of murder.
I wonder if that guy is dead.
You couldn't have known that.
You cannot escape this dooms.
Just put some salt down here.
Desire is the second emotion.
Young men so nice and greasy.
Merv Griffin follows me home.
Vilification is a lost music.
The extra money will be used.
The Babylonians are too good.
The euphemism is euphemistic.
I think I forgot to lower it.
Jagger traded to Wallflowers.
An old lady will soon perish.
Minutes pass without consent.
The coalescence of the Earth.
Put her into eighth gear now.
No business like no business.
Proceed slowly past that hut.
Rhythm is difficult to heave.
A statesman of no importance.
Word is you can sell the car.
You should not inhale cigars.
Dig a hole jump in and decay.
Approximately twelve podiums.
The end of the Vietnam Wharf.
Two plus seven equals thirty.
Wipe off with never activity.
Lightning strikes auctioneer.
Let's become even more crazy.
They don't let Jews in there.
Upload dirty pictures of Sue.
Just think what Sid would do.
Happiness is like an Indians.
There's no reason to be rude.
Whine and cheese and earwigs.
Islam is the only true truth.
Excite that lithium electron.
Out of town on business trip.
No driving while intoxicated.
Dissuade him from killing me.
New box same as that old box.
I discovered a new soap dish.
Sporadically venting bromine.
Reynolds Wrap aluminum foils.
Calculus is not a big forest.
I just proved that God exist.
I need to buy her an orchard.
The baby and the bath waters.
Holy hominy hopping horse hi.
I left my gonads in Paraguay.
Jive talking telling me lies.
Nine times nine equals fifty.
Rain rain go away you fucker.
The early bird caught a cold.
Volume five will be out soon.
Hey look out oh god incoming.
A poor excuse for an agnomen.
Millions of guys play tennis.
To insult any of those folks.
My flatulent days of leisure.
My computer runs on pastrami.
Yemen is extremely Arab-like.
This economy performs poorly.
Suddenly all uncles exploded.
I'm gonna tell you something.
How you respond is important.
Heading down to South Africa.
There's a long line tomorrow.
That smells like Saul Bellow.
Stephanie is going to temple.
Buddy Greco and a white wine.
A momentous occasion is near.
We'll build a knife tomorrow.
That's a lot of nuclear bomb.
Happy to be back in Nebraska.
Football hero football heron.
If my head falls off too bad.
It's a chilly November night.
I eat pretzels for my living.
Put your pets in parentheses.
I never go fishing on Monday.
They zazzled my foron for me.
Taking a doody in the forest.
Happy is the man who forgets.
His dog just killed Cerberus.
If that were legal I'd do it.
David Brenner is not a comic.
Varicella virus infects dude.
Bill Almon traded to Chicago.
Four quarts of oil per month.
Whatever you say is cool man.
Ivan the terrible outfielder.
It's difficult to leave home.
Five extinct species per day.
Dandruff is the bane of hair.
Please don't go to Nicaragua.
My English teacher is a swan.
The corporation answer books.
Sometimes people irritate me.
Yours is a disgraceful fruit.
Quality quantity or New York.
Urge to kill growing quickly.
Watching radios is real dumb.
Barry Manilow's biggest hits.
Children of a lesser godhead.
All you people are real evil.
You know my love not fade in.
I am the only German chemist.
Your letters of the alphabet.
Nudity vulgarity adult words.
Go to an opera get some rest.
Help the war effort by dying.
All the water in the country.
Our father who art in heaven.
Tire job in Sault Ste. Marie.
Walking along route thirteen.
Genetic encoding has a forks.
Ugly fishermen don't like me.
Chile is home to Nazi crimes.
I will diversify my holdings.
John arranged the orchestras.
Chicken pox can be so lethal.
Many senators own big things.
Professor Smith went fishing.
Shinbone's connected to knee.
Boom boom boom let's go back.
Losing coherence going crazy.
Baseball in the gas refinery.
Oh shut up you stupid priest.
Say something in Yugoslavian.
There goes that Italian punk.
I can sure quack like a duck.
Need five hundred forty-five.
There's clouds in her coffee.
Hunger is an emotion of fear.
I'll wine them and dine them.
Miniature problems for atoms.
He put a Bystrom on the bowl.
Pick up a tank of lead paint.
Time the Phoenix I get to by.
Put Levine on a new projects.
Good luck class of sixty-two.
I used an alternate spelling.
Keep up the lost wax methods.
We were on television lately.
Romania vampire wooden stake.
Only five years more to live.
Italian sausage tastes sweet.
Innocent until proven guilty.
From the top of the building.
No thanks I gave at the dump.
Don't play it any longer Sam.
Syllables are not a criteria.
People will think I was dumb.
Drama is an artistic toilets.
Linguistics specialists cook.
You think you're so damn red.
Let's boil that woman in oil.
It's my second Academy Award.
He's far too old to exciting.
The most obscure of elements.
Hook me up to the electrodes.
An infinite number of monkey.
I'm unsure how that happened.
Employ the Kama Sutra method.
Write a letter to Pope Zerex.
Salt is a granular substance.
We used to be in the Beatles.
Craps blackjack poker casino.
Earthworms are hermaphrodite.
Pediatricians get paid a lot.
I hate that woman so so much.
Safety field goal touchdowns.
Blue carpeting was in common.
Make a left turn at the deli.
Rocker to Montreal for spics.
Can't get enough Spice Girls.
Please stop yelling at my TV.
Fat chance pal but good luck.
I've abandoned my only child.
Helpless to prevent disaster.
Organic life found on Deimos.
Now I lay me down to explode.
Little dogs and little birds.
The long and winding highway.
My e-mail is jkelly@liii.com.
Broken floppy disks for free.
William Butler Yeats is dead.
Dear God I need ninety bucks.
She's buying a stairway book.
Quickly quickly sickly feces.
It was a dark and stormy day.
Cigars and beer on the porch.
One time I drank the example.
Occupying space but not time.
Nebraska just invaded Kansas.
The theory is hiding in Iowa.
The guy who invented postage.
Cauliflower looks like brain.
The plural for datum is data.
My ear is a premillennialist.
Hospital for Special Surgery.
That was another dancing kid.
Calm down before I get angry.
All cats have forty stomachs.
The corner of Main and Cedar.
You assisted me in a pinches.
Young girl motel room murder.
I wish I knew what she meant.
Breakfast should be Sumerian.
Hey that's one bright sorrow.
I think the car is mad at me.
He can't handle hard liquors.
Love in spite of the disease.
The Presidents of the States.
Indonesia wins football game.
All's fair in love and whore.
Publication is highly likely.
Brevity is the soul of anger.
They should ban rock or roll.
Set fire to that damn oxygen.
A guy who gets ignored again.
I have an auditorium in here.
Help me to be a better woman.
They just won the Super Bowl.
If we're lucky he's not evil.
Dragon snake horse sheep pig.
Getting sick and having love.
The debate happened in Kenya.
Leave a message leave a mess.
A bunch of Basile references.
You mean guys like Del Unser.
The founding fathers founded.
The big heats of the sixties.
Blair stunned by wife's call.
Encrypt this potato dumpling.
Dress up the dead in tinfoil.
I saw ghosts and I got misty.
Every single speaker is dead.
You think he stole your hill.
Shalom and welcome to Israel.
Today is St. Patrick's Month.
Lettuce in the useful garden.
Sleazy sex shops are helpful.
These Seven Cities of Cibola.
Roger should be here at four.
I did not mean to kill Jesus.
The lion the witch the Lewis.
Infinity plus one equals ink.
Every last one of them sucks.
Qatar is a dumb name alright.
Thou shalt not commit murder.
The Aztecs pioneered engines.
You should not tell untruths.
I stole General Patton's cat.
It's time to remove my pants.
Vatican City not a real land.
Inflation is a threat to you.
I don't have a U.S. passport.
All things must pass I think.
You won't get away with this.
Beale Street is where I'm am.
The information superhighway.
Mercury Venus Earth Mars Joe.
I had to live like a referee.
Relax and be in ground state.
Don't complain about Vermont.
Jamaica is where he was born.
I proposed to the salamander.
Retired at the age of thirty.
Na na na na hey hey goodbyes.
Cream of the crop on the top.
Yo those kicks are phat word.
Chain me to a moving vehicle.
Only I can prevent the fires.
Hermes God of Overnight Mail.
Walking down Madison Avenues.
Nobody by that name here man.
Why you lousy cheating llama.
Breakfast lunch dinner lunch.
Saturday in the park I think.
There once was a man no wait.
Maybe I'll move in with fear.
Plaster should be from Paris.
Categorization is a molecule.
He's probably with Gargiulio.
Skip the trip whip the strip.
Necessity's mother is a vent.
Mull this document over once.
Sometimes Grandpa molests me.
Trick me into giving you ale.
Crossword puzzle not so hard.
Shove a pen in Fogerty's ear.
Anything from Hall and Oates.
Grab your helmet and get out.
After a while you crocodiles.
Exotic chemicals fun parties.
Read the minutes from Monday.
I want whatever she's having.
Nothing is possible in China.
Fight for your right to fart.
Months upon months of sorrow.
Well that's it for the light.
Japan invaded my mom's house.
Keep drinking that old syrup.
I'm sure he got electrocuted.
Three eights an ace and five.
Could frame thy big symmetry.
Now this is one bluesy songs.
And he stoppeth one of three.
Goddamn guy always complains.
This town's in tatters again.
Phony excuses from gym class.
I almost got too restrictive.
A nice bottle of white whine.
Lofty ideals realistic event.
Your pants seem to be rotten.
Wax my wallpaper again jerky.
Gynecologists do not envy me.
Don't allow lenient morality.
Eddie will swallow a poisons.
Break the land speed records.
I'm using license plate talk.
Sell no wine before its time.
Forget it I'm not eating out.
I wish I had a nice Irishman.
Resign now or be fired later.
Business is my favorite word.
The Wizard of Oz Ozzie Smith.
Life is like a box of chalks.
Truth always opposes garbage.
A remarkable victory triumph.
Purple horses on a mountains.
And here you thought it true.
Please restore that monarchy.
Convict that man of regicide.
She can be so damn worrisome.
Too many people fail to wait.
Jack felt his stomach digest.
The New York Yankees imbibed.
I'm glad I'm not Eric Stoltz.
Oh so you're the new tractor.
There goes Ivan the Terrible.
I can't follow your argument.
Science explains stupid crap.
After the Louisiana Purchase.
The minister faltered at her.
It costs about eighty-eighty.
Idiotic people are axiomatic.
Ancient Romans are returning.
Nothing you need is supplied.
Fruity and woody tastes beer.
Do all that work next please.
Heading to the town of dooms.
It is a very weird situation.
Help me learn about Botswana.
That time Basile almost died.
I never did like Alan Thicke.
Grammar spelling punctuation.
On the telephone for one day.
I'll just scratch my temples.
Now I'm a periodic table man.
I could be doing good things.
I'm lovable and so so cuddly.
You're such a nice toadstool.
Billy Joel's piano is flying.
Never sodomize any actresses.
Veal comes from Italian cows.
Chinese food is a carcinogen.
It's so easy to fall in love.
Weather pattern causes storm.
Casey Casem is my totem pole.
Drill a hole in your own eye.
Don't assassinate Jim Carrey.
You could always maintain it.
Theirs but to do and despair.
I can't stop using the knife.
Don't try to condemn my soul.
Mr. Jenkins hopes for olives.
Father worshipped seven gods.
Tom Hanks and the Queen Mary.
Rabbi Solenstein abuses boys.
Editors have a very hard job.
Put the Christ back in booze.
Not enough money for a camel.
Our correspondent in Namibia.
It was a decade of bad music.
It's hot in here in the fire.
Never ask monks about Norway.
Give me just one more chance.
Pay the bill or go to prison.
You would weigh less on Mars.
Seventy-nine Madison Avenues.
Plain Jane stains main panes.
They want my eighty-one Zisk.
Fortunately I've got cholera.
My credo disallows patricide.
Don't worry be happy or dead.
We threw them a supply curve.
Canonize whomever you desire.
Forts and Maiden beer tunnel.
The ultramodern architecture.
That is the extent of damage.
Rock down to Electric Avenue.
He hit me with a weedwackers.
Tons and tons of liquid glue.
Get me Jesse James right now.
I finally found where God is.
Get back honky cat honky cat.
Obscure alleviations are wet.
Shoeshine dance and wild men.
South America is a continent.
That's something you'll want.
David Bowie and the letter Q.
Mighty fine sipping bourbons.
Some women have Johnson envy.
I installed a dome yesterday.
Wash the dishes or go to bed.
Bake a pie and I'll kill you.
Just a moment of silence now.
Every time it rains it rains.
The ghosts of dead Americans.
They all tend towards thirty.
If only Mike and Sam weren't.
The Random Hose Dictionaries.
Let them prepare to kill you.
Fishing and other activities.
Perfecting a new mouse strap.
Let's take a core sample now.
Let's execute Kevin Barlotta.
Father knows best knows best.
I want I want my money money.
You can't crap on Antarctica.
Get the banquet away from me.
German currency is often big.
A billion or two photocopies.
I might be interred in error.
You made Whitesnake break up.
Red plastic container of his.
A bad impression of Al Roker.
Plato and Socrates and Elvis.
Charlton Heston is now irate.
I played tennis until I died.
My boss loves it when I puke.
Classify this new fossil now.
Get my spotted alfalfa aphid.
The stock market is like tin.
They're selling like hotcake.
She figured out Volume Three.
Yankees disemboweled Rangers.
Crispy people get me furious.
It has blue eyes that tingle.
KC and the Sunshine Band-Aid.
Potholes are easy to fill in.
The best times are incessant.
Save the trouble just hit me.
Erase that incorrect writing.
Aerobic respiration is nifty.
Keep yours in the red forest.
One hundred and forty pounds.
Utilize a newer potato razor.
Nutrients and more nutrients.
This guy is pissed off at me.
That's it no shit let's quit.
The Egyptians built pyramids.
That's right I'm a queer boy.
If you take four good grapes.
Mick's temperature is higher.
Samoan artists can't deflate.
I'd like to get really baked.
Downfall of the sportscaster.
Use the alternate turn finch.
Ice cream sandwich and Jesus.
I guess we're all going down.
Ah shit I have to be Turkish.
God what a fat sleazy sleaze.
In the beginning God created.
Never ever drink gin and ink.
I bought new pants yesterday.
Let's get some woodwind ices.
Tawana Brawley and Joe Nuzzi.
You give us twenty-two bucks.
Slim man out of house no tie.
Kielbasa is extremely awfuls.
Keep feeding it hot charcoal.
Hey daddy-o let's be squares.
Murder every single humanoid.
Me and the boys got real mad.
Happiness is a warm dungeons.
Please pass the poisoned tea.
Perfectly efficient dwelling.
Amsterdam is very expensives.
She would probably like this.
The plural of louse was lice.
A huge pile of dirty laundry.
Try try try to separate them.
There's no point to anything.
Granite weighs more than tin.
Let's go surf the mayonnaise.
They exiled me to Madagascar.
Sweet Jesus that's a big ass.
You have a call on the phone.
If you want I could hit them.
Never done it never loved it.
Tap releases Smell The Glove.
Rehabilitate crime offenders.
The Buddha has moved to Peru.
Cornell is sixty miles north.
I hate to appear illustrated.
He vacationed on Mt. Olympus.
The vicious cycle of my life.
My UPS driver has seen Jesus.
Now they can use copper wire.
Make me an appointment today.
Syphilis epidemic kills tens.
I wonder what this signifies.
Not everything is negotiable.
My sister-in-law isn't happy.
Minor variations in my brain.
I can't find perfect numbers.
Sex in the rain and free car.
Bring a whistle to the class.
The sound of a hand clapping.
Eat hot dogs and drink beers.
In memory of Dan Quisenberry.
I am the filmstrip projector.
Boys who like girls who died.
Rectify them red mud daubers.
President Fillmore said that.
Walking talking making money.
There's no such thing as ice.
Hot Dog is the greatest band.
There's an ambergris surplus.
I left my oil at the fronton.
In the Baseball Encyclopedia.
The nineteen eighty-one Cubs.
No user-serviceable machines.
A trip to the Greatest Lakes.
Barrie Marks has disappeared.
I am one of those melodramas.
Holy moly that's a big penis.
The laundry needs to be done.
Beware of any electric shoes.
Somebody is bullshitting Jim.
Paul McCartney buys galoshes.
That omnivore is carnivorous.
This is either pot or heroin.
I've got a dollar in my face.
It's a long trip to Montreal.
Let's go surfing now in Mali.
The curtains are an antacids.
Most people breathe usefully.
Sharp pencils aren't so rare.
That's when I hired Bartleby.
You can waste all your money.
Bring an ounce of riboflavin.
Hit me in the jaw with a rod.
Eagle-eyed but poor reflexes.
Bring your blue towel around.
Abbie Hoffman was a governor.
I read the news today oh boy.
I'll order a pizza with eels.
I'm missing half of my teeth.
Now I can sit back and relax.
Here we have a model of Mars.
That one is based in reality.
The mystery of Steven Reimer.
Pat Sajak was the locomotive.
It's still nineteen nineteen.
Momentum is speed times mass.
Four beers in the coolerator.
Crass vulgar rude and joyful.
Translate the Bible to COBOL.
Don't dwell on good research.
Ogle the naked women a while.
There aren't only eight sins.
My transmission sings poorly.
Jesus Mary Joseph and Engels.
That asshole is ignoring you.
It's been so long and so far.
Headline writer impales self.
I am a liar and I am a thief.
Lewd and lascivious behavior.
We promote symmetry innately.
Truth in every grain of sand.
They relocated Carnegie Hall.
Arrogant and very immaturity.
Sailing right into an icebox.
Time traveling to the future.
Fax this copy that fuck that.
The art of killing Alan Alda.
Send the rotten cake to Joan.
Primates are an advanced lip.
I mopped the floor of enmity.
They called me a sad asshole.
Valley of the Jolly Red Whip.
Underneath a comma is my bin.
Stupid rugby and stupid swim.
Whip me until I'm bright red.
I'm giving her all she's got.
Too much tea not enough beer.
There are seven mortal songs.
We can't use profanity words.
Technical but very difficult.
I just found a new particles.
Bury me not on the lone land.
What a day for a mass murder.
Get everybody in the steamer.
Load up on guns and bring it.
How presumptuous of your Mom.
Exactly four men are dancing.
I require another lunch show.
Pro-life sentiment plummeted.
Potent dangerous deadly beer.
And a partridge in a Porsche.
It's hard to sell old people.
He just executed Richard Bey.
Go over to www.animosity.com.
I remember the lady who died.
Obscurity is the bane of joy.
Belief in God precedes germs.
Wow that's some spicy mortar.
Cleave is one weird old word.
Deadbeats do not remit my ax.
Let's go to Bachelor of Arts.
I own every Metallica record.
Dammit to hell and fire them.
Please disallow that ketchup.
Pretend you're not a journal.
Parties are not allowed here.
Switch into seven-eight time.
She smeared the car with jam.
Holy cow he's trying for two.
Mold the clay and heat it up.
Former football great vomits.
This society is malfunctions.
Do this in memory of Joe Tex.
Addictions can happen sudden.
Industrial Light and Magical.
Cuban drummers always do bad.
I dropped your concept again.
A real long drive to Phoenix.
Don't sail to Rio de Janeiro.
There's liquor on my eyebrow.
Here's an oldie but a goodie.
There are no naked girl here.
It was the best of the times.
And that's where he perished.
Idolatry is a Catholic thing.
Creating is a difficult task.
The Babylonians invented ice.
My abdominal muscles decayed.
Somber man invades happy day.
Roberto Clemente or Don Imus.
Ring the back doorbell again.
I stopped the D-Day invasion.
Antibiotics and a good dance.
I have been to the lunar orb.
Allow me to introduce my dog.
Look it up in a flat almanac.
Book me a flight to anywhere.
It came from the grunge area.
Jyl is sitting next to Felix.
Jerry stole a Zen motorcycle.
Her disease is almost poetic.
What I did is very shameless.
I got a German influenza bug.
Pulling can rupture a spleen.
We can't let you get excited.
It never rains in California.
Plug it in and make me lunch.
Solar flares proved a deadly.
Try to remember last weekend.
Now there's no sissy boy net.
Keep maligning Senator Inoue.
Declarations are independent.
Government is like digestion.
One day America next Germany.
Glory to God if He wants any.
Parking lots were gregarious.
This postcard makes me shift.
Big heavy hammer controversy.
Breathing out causes cancers.
I decided that murder is art.
I foiled his Indian sex plot.
George Washington University.
I can't wait until I expired.
OK I'm done with this idiocy.
Oatmeal tastes good with tea.
Can't get sixty-two home run.
Stay in the left lane awhile.
Now and then I like to smoke.
That is a pretty crude waltz.
The head of Orthodox Judaism.
More phones than you'll need.
We're receiving a facsimiles.
Chuck Berry looks like a fox.
Here comes the FedEx man man.
The magic of insane Iranians.
But we're too busy cantoring.
It's so cheap it must be bad.
Uncle Mike sent me fifty-six.
Inner-city violence and eggs.
Sherbet looks very varnished.
I could join the Cosa Nostra.
My boss is my boss is my box.
In the name of the Lord Zeus.
Never ever drink any bromine.
Scott Levine is a homosexual.
Let's go fishing for corpses.
Deny citizenship to Israelis.
Then Rico went a bit too far.
My varnish hat is a bonfires.
Zap them with your laser gun.
Jam the radar and invade now.
I wondered about camping men.
Machiavelli lived a hot life.
A subequatorial Lloyd Moseby.
Forty-five men felt the plum.
I will refuse all interviews.
You can rely on echolocation.
Flip the lid and hit the kid.
Long grain and hot wild rice.
Poland Germany Denmark Italy.
Loss of electrons is reduced.
Good times are never noticed.
Politics mixes with saltines.
This is the dawning of a day.
Nudity should be banned soon.
Placate me with false things.
The fiction of Anton Chekhov.
Now that's one soluble radio.
A double shot of gin and wax.
Make fun of him he's so dumb.
The quest for the White Wail.
Clinton's in the Oral Office.
August is the cruelest month.
That time I got buried alive.
Compliments of Chef Boyardee.
She's trapped in ancient day.
All mythology is subjunctive.
Max works on fuel injections.
Don't ever murder Tom Brokaw.
Everybody likes a good choke.
X-rays will cause mild death.
Japan forest service invader.
Art is the evolution of rice.
You don't just hate that guy.
The last time I smoked crack.
Hit her up for another forty.
Witches warlocks evil people.
See how many times you vomit.
Teach your children to share.
Three coins in the fountains.
Stand up and walk out on him.
Disliking all people equally.
Dump the broken shoe in here.
The neighbors dislike apples.
All kinds of tombstone humor.
That Vietnamese food is wise.
Too much repetition in Chile.
You can't bring honor to God.
They tore down a cryptohouse.
Some kind of Sting operation.
Just push that button softly.
The living genealogy museums.
The newest technology helmet.
Burn the signify watch otter.
Albert Einstein once egested.
The Earth revolves around me.
I ate the overhead projector.
Quality of life improvements.
Women are a mysterious breed.
Ring ring telephone ring bad.
Less than fifty-nine percent.
If you can't do it don't try.
Adam and Eve made apple pies.
When you die I inherit money.
The aggregate onion ingested.
How wise you pretend to seem.
Life is a short futile waste.
Guns and roses and Metallica.
He was a most peculiar woman.
Well he never ever showed up.
Jesus loves me yes yes he do.
Fat man fat man fat man Jake.
You will take pictures of me.
Guess I'll go put a good one.
Lupine ursine murine leonine.
Fran likes Anchor Steam Beer.
Try to remember your address.
Let's crumble into obscurity.
Punch people who you dislike.
Fry the last shoving creator.
Transferring heat from my TV.
Her integrity puzzles us all.
It's a cranberry juice stain.
They hung a watch in Oddland.
Three and a half months left.
That's totally inconvenience.
Unwittingly I drank the fuel.
It was too late to go insane.
The prediction of Nostradums.
Shut up or I will embalm you.
Lucky thing he ate that clay.
Perfect body or perfect soul.
The phone rang so I answered.
Please adhere to the cuisine.
Go ahead just try to kill me.
Oman exports tons of oil oil.
Go to Mr. Schulman's offices.
A phone query from Australia.
I believe in ghosts and dogs.
I had to fumigate the carpet.
I think E equals M.C. Hammer.
Build a better house in Ohio.
No sign of the old sand pits.
Senegal is a populous Africa.
Those hicks are swindling me.
Logical positivism is bubbly.
William Shatner William Hurt.
These things are very useful.
You must never eulogize Bert.
The rumination of T.S. Eliot.
That girl is as hip as I was.
Yes we did but we don't care.
Everything in Brazil is real.
Let six-year-olds drink beer.
Way beyond the desert is far.
I forgot how to tie my shoes.
Hello I love you you asshole.
Plan ninety from outer space.
They pay me to sit and sleep.
Don't ever conjugate my verb.
You know the way to San Jose.
There is no God and no Satan.
That would be a big surprise.
The devil is considered evil.
Unleaded premium high octane.
High or low or high or lower.
That thing cost ten thousand.
If only that hat hadn't died.
Fax that document to Belgium.
They had to adopt six babies.
Stuck in a vortex of editing.
Grow a beard and learn Norse.
He tried to beat up Milt May.
Rich diversity of Lifesavers.
Rig up a phony matrix of joy.
Lounge music becomes popular.
Look into the oracle of doom.
Sixty advertising executives.
Deep below the sea's surface.
Obsequious people get me mad.
Wrestle that alligator's dad.
You want more salmon than me.
Exciting news from Hong Kong.
They love me for who I'm not.
Indians begin to complainize.
The Buddha got so inebriated.
Hedgehogs can't see very far.
Laos looks lovely from above.
It's time for Frank Rampulla.
Southern guys hate Bob Dylan.
The collection agent stapled.
The last time I saw Socrates.
I subscribe to that magazine.
Iowa septuplets amaze nation.
I have a social security car.
Do not photocopy your gonads.
I'll put some air in my head.
I'll teach you of backgammon.
I think whale oil is illegal.
I presided over unifications.
The Vietnam War was horrific.
Get that luggage out of here.
The Holy Spirit gave me soda.
Belligerence isn't televised.
Sherman Hemsley disemboweled.
You are the worst immigrants.
I need more fuel than anyone.
No man's land but many women.
Been a year since I was dumb.
Ask not for whom the bell is.
The top hits of the eighties.
Drain the tap or take a crap.
Trick her into giving me sex.
This cat is the worst so far.
Somehow they died in Vietnam.
Steam heat causes implosions.
Born to run or born to drive.
I learned to talk Portuguese.
The stereotypical programmer.
They found a flat new galaxy.
They put me in gaol for life.
Natural selection is caudate.
Learning Spanish the old way.
Use it or lose it or news it.
The hospital for special fun.
Xenophobes prefer Thai foods.
Please get off of that horse.
Festivity and party vomiting.
The lemon ice surplus affair.
Let me borrow your sphincter.
Name all the species of fish.
Democracy thrives in the den.
I'd only seen it once before.
Declare war on that sorority.
You have reached boiling hot.
I think he found Jimmy Hoffa.
He sprayed us all with feces.
Mrs. Antico breathes bromine.
Convinced that I'm not Amish.
The owner of the red Toyotas.
It should be raining indoors.
Such an awful thing she does.
These German streets diverge.
I parked my car on a temples.
I heard about Sinatra's life.
Sharpen your blades for life.
Disconnect from the Internet.
Buy all the cocaine in Maine.
I got drafted and I went mad.
Late May back in sixty-three.
Limber up for the boxing day.
Bill Gates and I are leaders.
This music is really special.
A quick flight to Dallas now.
I had to move to a new caste.
Well since my baby left meat.
They painted that door grays.
Bought a panflute from a guy.
Don't point at people rudely.
Please stop liking my guitar.
Go down to the print offices.
You just didn't invent these.
Scooby Doo killed the pastor.
Pour whisky into Alex Trebek.
Casey Kasem shot Casey Kasem.
That lawyer is one real jerk.
Pay the guy to traverse Styx.
It is whispered that I stink.
Newt Gingrich and my pet eel.
You said the funniest things.
On the phone with Tajikistan.
Here comes a systems analyst.
Prevent grimy relate from in.
NASDAQ falls again Dow gains.
Bonnie Raitt and Blair Baker.
I can remember being birthed.
The last days of sixth grade.
My investment banker's shoes.
Teach yourself quantum Latin.
Don't market to the homeless.
The life and times of Mrs. X.
Good morning ma'am drop dead.
Put duct tape on the husband.
Stifle the child's curiosity.
They should have killed them.
Some carbon molecules eat it.
Oh shit divide by zero error.
Eric drove us out of his way.
Route Seventeen is so length.
Still no signs of Armageddon.
Hello and welcome to the sun.
Malcolm X had one chromosome.
Form running levers after me.
Private sector public sector.
Nineteen eighty Ford Granada.
Fire in the tire in the wire.
My checkbook has become clay.
Observation changes a result.
It's a near-perfect vaccuums.
Great singers always know me.
He is the Republican nominee.
Stick with what you realized.
In the name of the good Lord.
Camille Paglia and Lou Rawls.
Canadians always look stupid.
That's a big flying buttress.
My new watch is pretty nifty.
Henderson let go by Phillips.
Again we see reasons to live.
In Alabama men wear big hats.
Fix my faucet or suffer pain.
Someone please explain these.
Please stop feeling that cat.
I wake up and smell the urea.
Elongated orbits are useless.
Here comes my favorite lemur.
Ride the rails set the sails.
Scott may come to Binghamton.
The father son and holy spit.
The longest day is now short.
Not another damn Jewel songs.
Probably maybe certainly yes.
Robert Basile and Ash Zenhom.
She made me feel like a shoe.
Communists are lousy singers.
Barbara gets angry so easily.
Subject verb object sentence.
Instead I was Jerry Seinfeld.
I'm sick and tired of Russia.
Another e-mail from the Lord.
Oh no incoming rocket attack.
Wolfgang wrote on the pianos.
A supermodel is a supermodel.
Halftime at the football hut.
The delicatessen caught Jeff.
She's speaking some language.
That was a cryptic emanation.
Remembering the good old day.
When you wish upon a starter.
Put Levine on all issue work.
Marry any armadillos to that.
Beer for breakfast and lunch.
Five claims to be in but not.
Heaven holds a place for art.
Wine is fine whiskey quicker.
A bullet in Kurt Loder's eye.
We constructed a blues songs.
I don't like being a primate.
The early factory eats loose.
Rhubarb usually tastes great.
These are the voyages of Joe.
Pennsylvania is a mere state.
Dedicated to all the corpses.
On the file cabinet in Hades.
You've been a naughty cactus.
Queers homos gays fags fruit.
Sarah in Syracuse and digits.
Staple some ham to me babies.
Hip town hot chicks good day.
Twenty-seven years insurance.
The Koreans tried to kill me.
May twenty-ninth is too soon.
Mow the lawn and bring me it.
I walk up a spiral staircase.
Made purely from rotten pigs.
Edgar demanded my persuasion.
Someone to watch over my car.
Pamela owns a trillion geese.
Great balls of fire it's hot.
No Topps no Fleer no Donruss.
One or more larger asteroids.
The current tiling is uglier.
It is difficult to walk home.
Herr Lipsch hat keine Fische.
Hip young sarcastic cartoons.
Happy Thanksgiving you jerks.
It may not have been a dream.
Special relativity is sugary.
What goes up must be a plane.
The man on the moon laughing.
They were all in love with F.
Looks like the world's ended.
A Republicans or a Democrats.
It's not good without Jackie.
You can't measure it in feet.
Love is something we all are.
Bologna and varnish and legs.
I play the bongos but poorly.
President Polk died in Owego.
That record is pretty weirds.
Too often you don't remember.
Typewriter all top row great.
Ice and wind and Ringo Starr.
Mouse pad mouse had mouse ad.
Begin the beguine on Tuesday.
Stick a toothbrush in mouths.
City scoffs at Rudy's policy.
So that's what this thing is.
Fan mail is often irritating.
I knew I wasn't being proper.
Cross listed with Psychology.
Sure I'll get you one of his.
Fancy Yugoslavian restaurant.
Public polls wobble steadily.
This is the eleventh century.
I like pretending she's mine.
Stave off decay for one year.
Yes indeed my fine new shoes.
Schwarzenegger killed in car.
Throw me into the alligators.
I often use a floating thing.
I wish she was Pablo Picasso.
Kill all unnecessary insects.
Everybody urinate on command.
Rainforests are of a concern.
Look out below here comes Ed.
I am not Tony Orlando's wife.
Now I'm getting really angry.
White cars gather green moss.
Don't let them come to Texas.
I've never seen anything tan.
Bless me father for I am sin.
Steve Sax was a draft Dodger.
She loves me she loves me no.
The Jets failed to win today.
Before we begin let us begin.
Paul could have been shorter.
Five will get you ten or six.
The joggers tripped over him.
Sixty women just disappeared.
I'd like to be a Pepper also.
Repetition is a partial wife.
That girl looks like a human.
Nobody won that Scopes Trial.
I short sold Exxon to a shoe.
Jive pleasure is a new hippo.
Have another glass of potash.
Diagram this sentence slowly.
American love European feces.
Rob Reiner and Elvis Presley.
Some paralegals are so small.
Zen Buddhism no wait Judaism.
Ganymede the satellite dance.
Illicit Standard Book Number.
Pay five bucks in back taxes.
Painless and morbid in blond.
Party like it's nine o'clock.
Getting laid or getting paid.
Goddamn man this is so awful.
Practical answers to problem.
Reaction chain reaction bomb.
Praise the lord and pass gas.
Word is there's been a storm.
A surreal Hicksville episode.
Paul Revere and the Seahawks.
Now stir in the liquid radon.
Let them eat cake or carrots.
By then you'll be much older.
Preparing to exhume Gershwin.
When that happens I'll sever.
Shakespeare exhumed for cash.
Build a bigger better Toyota.
A swift way to win the money.
When I see you in Sacramento.
Bowling shoes come in colors.
Priorities predominate place.
It's well known but I forgot.
Underneath the Triboro Bride.
The Greeks developed toilets.
In Italy is where I ate beer.
I went to the Holland Tunnel.
You remember a simpler epoch.
Just in time for the funeral.
Live from the Apollo Theater.
His mother hunts wild plants.
The police chief has vomited.
Fear is an irrational police.
You shouldn't say such stuff.
Richard Cory has been killed.
He's investing in mutual fun.
Do not fold spindle or leave.
You need a catalytic convent.
Diamonds trade on the market.
Scott is extremely exhausted.
Man crushed by smaller woman.
Austrians always avoid Angie.
Ziggy played guitar in a bar.
Senators are good at burping.
If God exists he's a plumber.
Get yourself an electric sin.
I can cook all the best food.
Helicopters orbiting my room.
You realize that it's famous.
Drop into a coma immediately.
Somewhere over the rain bone.
Entropy precludes perpetuity.
Well for godsakes it's silly.
The outer axle boot fell off.
You can kiss me on a Tuesday.
Visiting all five Good Lakes.
Happy happy happy happy dead.
Next in line for the thrones.
I can't figure out Minnesota.
Away away away down to hello.
Three plus four equals seven.
Vexing and quite frustrating.
I could make her two statues.
Simple man but not so simple.
The X-Files is a stupid show.
Put on your suit and get wet.
God does not believe I exist.
My typing is just horrendous.
Interrogated by a large lady.
We'll need to develop fusion.
Volume Four came out alright.
Don't overreact just be cool.
My brain leaks from my mouth.
Falsetto can be quite narrow.
Hot potato hot potato salads.
Pineapple salad cold whiskey.
Straighten up and fly rights.
It's been awhile since tenth.
His SUV suddenly disappeared.
I wonder how electrons smell.
That was the night he delved.
Send a letter of resignation.
Don't do anything I don't do.
Eventually you'll see reason.
It's a scandalous scandalous.
That's a smelly pile of duty.
The reincarnation of cheeses.
Buddy Richie also Big Bopper.
It could be a thorny problem.
Plus the return faction nine.
It's pretty scary every July.
All the Swedish food you eat.
Let's pretend we're not Jews.
Climb on board and let's die.
I'm on seventy leading edges.
You are now entering Arizona.
Not to mention you're smelly.
Swallow a gallon of chlorine.
Oppress anyone who disagrees.
Slow town love or a big ship.
I want to swallow some booze.
Marijuana should be outlawed.
Cap it off at twenty hundred.
You'll be taking the avenues.
I had beer with John Cheever.
Rotting away and enjoying it.
Jerry Springer develops film.
Camille Paglia has the beans.
She's a botanical consultant.
Some kind of free soap house.
Virtually every man is a man.
Fornication is a sinful life.
Yankees defeat Padres easily.
Hi my name is Al and I'm gay.
I've done some horrid things.
Strong acids fight the bases.
Rumors of nuclear holocausts.
We've only just begun to die.
This is my first gin and ink.
Refraction is illegal Monday.
Pornography is like a family.
The secret of really bad sex.
Some comets will hit Jupiter.
Never walk alone at eventide.
Yonder envelope is a handsel.
Don't feed creosote to goats.
This is an homage to fromage.
I know that's David Lee Roth.
That woman is so goddamn bad.
Edie Brickell and Ted Danson.
I grew a wint-o-green garden.
A very popular popular movie.
These have no sense of smell.
Every second is a second day.
Chinese checkers is very fun.
The summit of beauty or love.
Lust or love or lust or love.
A government for the peoples.
Secret CIA plot to murder me.
That's one hungry microphone.
Forget about the picnic swim.
New floor new screen new bed.
Sometimes we all make errors.
Almost got two full pages of.
Western Samoa Superfly Snuka.
Twenty years ago I was seven.
She sang a song of happiness.
The secretary will orange it.
That typesetter is cancerous.
It's the show that never end.
Three times three equals six.
If you don't stop you should.
He died of bacterial sadness.
I melt but you can sublimate.
I reformatted her hard drive.
This plywood will crack soon.
Couch delivery hard hat wine.
That looks like Aristophanes.
A smell indicative of poison.
Yugoslavian whiskey is basic.
Clap your hands and your hat.
The Palestine Liberation Orb.
Apparently it's wet in there.
They located another element.
Phony drugs make no fun life.
My soul never learned to see.
My days are numbered you see.
Christian Jewish Moslem dead.
Simpler times simpler values.
I called scoresies in Canada.
The industry will adjust you.
Murdering the Mersenne prime.
Yours but to do and die jerk.
Roll him under the steamroll.
Driving across the Tennessee.
Be as complicated as you can.
It's a secret I want to keep.
Those particles go fast dude.
Four boring baseball matches.
I guess Mr. Baker's not here.
The expressway to your heart.
Such a stupid stupid man man.
You wake up it's another day.
A slow laconic ballad number.
Must make them feel the heat.
Request that Joan Jett album.
Hilarity is a likable virtue.
Henrik Ibsen's greatest hits.
I'm smiling into that mirror.
You only exist in Roy's mind.
The refrigerators made noise.
Well I met him on a Thursday.
A Sermon on the Mountain Dew.
He's trying out for the Cars.
Jack Kerouac or Randy Travis.
I guess I'll have the salami.
Vivo amo muero live love die.
You should check the setting.
A shining silver treble clef.
The Mariners have never lost.
Jewish people are really odd.
I set fire to my family home.
Pay your bills very promptly.
A bunch of absolute nonsense.
Take Interstate Forty awhile.
They have nine linoleum dogs.
That psychiatrist just saned.
Oscar Wilde was a homosexual.
Proust was a lognormal apple.
Come on feel the noise noise.
Akron is yet near Des Moines.
I'll take a commercial break.
The ghost of Steve Zimmerman.
Two Jews and an Italian joke.
Hydrobiological illegitimacy.
Antidisestablishmentarianism.
Look at the pair on that one.
The Yankees battle the Expos.
Finland cannot be allowed in.
Draw and quarter all Mormons.
Biancalana dines in the city.
Goddamn it this is ludicrous.
Trouble with eighteen across.
You couldn't possibly be gay.
I'm in the temple of the dog.
Hey buddy get off my cranium.
We cannot allow another frog.
He was the singer for JJ Top.
I hate self-help book makers.
She figured I'd offed myself.
I give her all my tangerines.
Most deacons are maladjusted.
One flew over the doody nest.
But I don't seem to dig them.
Smoking reduces life quality.
There's brandy in the shower.
People expect too much radar.
Look at all the lonely seals.
A few more days until we die.
At two o'clock the world end.
Columbus discovered a candle.
Unexplained plane crash song.
They can't make you be a hen.
A mighty fast Pentium Toyota.
Forty-four fortunate decades.
Money doesn't grow on bushes.
I may as well just collapsed.
Ugly man ugly woman ugly kid.
Please lessen the indication.
That's where he stores words.
Six is a nice perfect number.
This deodorant has no stench.
Anyone who likes me is drunk.
Another day another home run.
In Hades they use small ones.
Five percent of cats are gay.
Sharpen seventy-four pencils.
All roads lead to Binghamton.
It's not unusual in this hen.
People will ask you about it.
There's wood in the beverage.
You gotta believe in someone.
Maybe I can write the jingle.
It's a lonely house at night.
It's not raining in Dushanbe.
Poetry is the art of stupids.
I dreamt I was an art critic.
Quickly she ate her cabbages.
Back in the roaring twenties.
O'er the ramparts I urinated.
You cannot change the lawyer.
This guy is on his deathdesk.
Look how they each have this.
I don't think it's poisonous.
Free monkeys for ten dollars.
It's an illusion an illusion.
Children have fewer elements.
More Italian food than Italy.
You smell like a rotten shoe.
Tonight I'll order the pizza.
Dashing through the snowplow.
But I just shingled the roof.
Make checks payable to Jesus.
Welsh poets often steal cake.
Scotch whiskey is very dense.
She was found in a minefield.
Store that radiation in here.
Legislation rarely covers it.
You light up my life partner.
It's as if I don't even burp.
Ashes to ashes dust to dusts.
A free copy of Microsoft War.
Glue that floppy disk to him.
What a tangled web you weave.
Four plus eleven is nineteen.
Pay to the order of Jim Rice.
Floods represent world's end.
We installed a kitchen floor.
Send me one pair of manatees.
Now I wanna sniff some glues.
Vanilla executives can float.
Me and Julio down by the gym.
Read all the books right now.
My cat felt sick this Monday.
Beavis and Butthead and Cher.
Worship the devil for awhile.
Cause me to have an aneurysm.
They know I'm a gay Navy man.
Sing to me of late witnesses.
Don't make me harbor bad guy.
Big red trucks scare the men.
Recently I moved to Cameroon.
An old man is very worthless.
Good thing I know Alan Ashby.
All this time I've been dumb.
You are a coniferous shampoo.
Template for future sentence.
You are my universal solvent.
Short skirt I flirt get hurt.
She learned how to digest it.
And then I invented religion.
Ooh I'm driving my life away.
I don't mind if you're phony.
A trip down memory lane lane.
Beyond the gates of eternity.
Transcend four social strata.
Uniformity promotes elegance.
It's reached epidemic levels.
The end justifies the friend.
Line the aisles with cereals.
Der Hemd ist sehr langweilig.
We have no tolerance for you.
Those guys look so malignant.
Fourteen is a magical number.
I am the Starland Vocal Band.
You don't like rock and roll.
But now Metallica's doing it.
Get me Bruce Willis or Jesus.
My favorite walls worry them.
Dan Lim Craig Lehecka and me.
Nobody knows when to varnish.
Play chess with Randy Torres.
Pay the piper and call a Jew.
Notice the incorrect grammar.
Someone irradiated my dinner.
You're the drummer for R.E.M.
Free the people of Tibet now.
Up arrow down arrow up arrow.
An utterly overwhelming time.
Bury the dead and the living.
I can eat bagels before noon.
The brotherly love is losing.
A fun weekend of time travel.
George Washington could talk.
The leader of Libya has died.
This is what it's like to be.
Verity has no redeeming rips.
Ban all nuclear weapon salad.
I'm so angry at Mark McGwire.
Man evolved from lower lifes.
Drama is a stupid expression.
When shall we three meet you.
Somebody is getting murdered.
American in the time of love.
Viable but a little too dumb.
One notion of fractal theory.
Never inform the guitar dude.
You obviously want some wine.
My midnight vomiting session.
Nothing is as it seems to be.
I had to sit there for hours.
Try to interest me in poetry.
This sucks this sucks dammit.
You uncover the patio chairs.
The fat man is a bionic jerk.
Brazil smells like raw feces.
Levi Strauss invented things.
Pleat the pants do the dance.
Where the hell what the hell.
Daniel Boone had a nice wife.
Sleeping with the Union Army.
Vodka tonics are the elixirs.
Too bad they seceded and war.
Have sympathy for the Devils.
Moving to Laos for no reason.
We used to spackle elevators.
Amniotic fluid tastes bitter.
That pot might not get clean.
That's very good potato cake.
Guitar bass drums no bassoon.
References to literary books.
He's using the Johnson phone.
If only the red light blinks.
Around the world in two days.
The demise of Twisted Sister.
Look at that man's body anus.
Stupid phone company strikes.
Nine times nine is fifty-two.
Gone but probably not forgot.
Pages and pages of this crap.
Prevention is the best value.
The beginning of the endings.
All we are saying is shut up.
Dead fish sure smells rotten.
Happy new year fifteen sixty.
The atheists in the foxholes.
Hey hey hi we're the Monkees.
I like the uncertainty thing.
I'm camouflaged in the house.
I could write it but I won't.
Everyone died in Los Angeles.
Wake up in time for midnight.
A fifty-two degree angle can.
Jesse Jackson and grapefruit.
The line between fun and sex.
Oh my god look at that zebra.
Solid state television thing.
The best Clint Eastwood film.
Or maybe I'll get a free gnu.
That got his eye's attention.
Shocked that Clinton is dead.
It's just rock and roll Bish.
Crumble cookie with stew pot.
Put down an inch of good sod.
I wish they'd shut up dammit.
Cement all dimes to your ear.
The Clash asked a good thing.
That computer laborer is gay.
The Prime Minister of Latvia.
You can almost see the feces.
Won't you be my neighborhood.
Another imbroglio in my head.
All the men are disconsolate.
That whole Jonah whale story.
Illuminated manuscripts sand.
Germany has very few Muslims.
Flim-flam original data gray.
Change to the key of G minor.
Your vector is at least four.
Rock-a-bye baby in the drain.
If I stop smoking I'll cough.
The memorial was held in May.
Three days of peas and music.
Don't you forget about Merle.
Bomb boom bam hey boom bammo.
I think it's all an overdone.
Allegedly he's a businessman.
I just purchased the Titanic.
God only knows what I'd find.
The Russians are journalists.
The great I-am from Thailand.
My cat's tongue is flammable.
Own up to your crimes or die.
Murder the chlorophyll women.
Neither rain nor snow or gum.
Okay eighty-three points win.
The Hardy Boys or Nancy Drew.
You wait for the executioner.
I wish it were true it's not.
If you had cilia you'd lurch.
The French Navy owes me five.
Transmit it to the Internets.
Evidently she's going insane.
Life is good here in Antigua.
The late great Mr. Pito days.
Yankees eleven Mariners five.
Cheap labor is not available.
Up yours you goddamned jerks.
Maybe maybe maybe maybe lady.
Glass meters regenerate Mike.
They hid me away for a while.
Beta carotene is a fine tarp.
Politicians believe in Santa.
Poaching salmon and Mexicans.
Like they say in New Zealand.
Old cops young cops old cops.
Shove that cranium back here.
All I want to do is rot away.
I got cancer and then I died.
Vince McMahon and George Bus.
A business man business plan.
Strap that box to your heart.
Take a meeting with the Lord.
Spend a few hours in the spa.
Climb the mountain it's high.
Jesus Christ never met Satan.
It's not nineteen sixty-five.
Sing me a song of philosophy.
The greatest works of Playto.
Abraham Ford Lincoln Mercury.
AIDS formerly known as GRIDS.
In my time of dying I'll die.
Teach me to do the Lindy hop.
I have a Long Island accents.
Name the only man to do that.
I doubt it was Mickey Mantle.
Don't you ever join the Band.
I'm ascending to be with God.
Look at all the Diamondbacks.
Over nine thousand feet high.
Local boy makes good relleno.
Put the beer in the ice room.
I really like that beef jerk.
Upchuck all day long for fun.
Imagine there's no McCartney.
Said said said what you want.
Basile told tales of pirates.
Slice into that dude's aorta.
You can't keep poisoning him.
We have more arsenic per cup.
You know to whom I'm talking.
Baker and I will hit the Peq.
Ain't ain't in the thesaurus.
Mrs. Reese tested me for HIV.
Drinking expensive gay vodka.
Sing that four octaves lower.
Shut your fucking mouth hole.
I'll put the Titanic on Mars.
Off off off off off Broadway.
My new favorite burger joint.
O bury me not in the kitchen.
The haunted conference rooms.
I'll cut my head off shaving.
Rubbing the dust off my ears.
A seventy-two Pontiac LeMans.
Anyone can be as cool as you.
There's always an SUV coming.
Man I wish I could steam out.
I want to check her settings.
Carpal tunnel syndrome hurts.
I should know I'm from Egypt.
An ethnography of deceptions.
The typesetter offed himself.
Kill the pain drain the main.
Romeo and Juliet and Delilah.
Forty thousand men and women.
Don't fear the reaper's boss.
Now is the time for a murder.
They're dropping like fliers.
I was a free man in Scranton.
Insipid vapid and very trite.
Drive the plane to the south.
The insanity of the limo man.
How do I love thee one sixty.
An example of the worst side.
Here come the Southern women.
Sit down relax and have cake.
Crumb bums and the slum drum.
Strolling on a Sunday avenue.
Gaze at that scenic panorama.
From here to eternity to Qod.
Sinatra's corpse is not here.
Waiting in the airport sucks.
At least I can repair my wig.
I got traded to the Mariners.
They stole my father's shoes.
A good deal of irrationality.
Sexy superstars grace covers.
Space the drinks more evenly.
Free booze from the dumb man.
Glass breaks blood flows out.
Chop off your only head Jack.
A semiautomatic rifle stifle.
The year of the discontented.
Box her up and ship her east.
The plane departs in one day.
O captain my captain my eyes.
One man dies another is born.
Gloves scarf hat shovel coat.
An offer he could not refuse.
Jam us in and let's get gone.
Sparrow and a happening zone.
Listen to that annoying lady.
Sometimes you lose your head.
Too few years too many beers.
Run screaming through a mall.
Deviation excitation elation.
Sandpaper eyes gravelly lips.
Mine is a life so tangential.
Cream pie shake seem so fake.
Die go to morgue get inhumed.
Clean your room now Mister X.
Under over inside outside up.
Sven and the Electric Swedes.
Sing your song of six pounds.
Ignoble or not he's an idiot.
Samuel Clemens is Mark Twain.
Small children large raptors.
Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf.
You think I got electrocuted.
Familiarity breeds contracts.
Still on target nearing goal.
From the earth to the Saturn.
Go back in time and seize up.
Three two one up up and away.
A historic moment draws near.
This one makes five thousand.
God bless America land of me.
Take your time you goldbrick.
Drain off all your potential.
Wake up the ghost of my mule.
The revolution has not begun.
A man as enigmatic as Basile.
If you love me give me money.
Summon the ghosts and ghouls.
I know what happened to Vera.
White sox black sox red legs.
I think it's Anthony Bartone.
Guitar bass drums dishwasher.
Mr. Burns Mr. Smithers Homer.
Go out for the lacrosse team.
I am a lineman for the count.
Shambling cadavers of terror.
God only knows and he's dead.
Vir sine sapientia multa sum.
However I do play bass flute.
Mr. Tanaka is in the library.
I've declared war on Finland.
Invite me to all the parties.
I faxed my resume to Rob Roy.
Join a new trio just for fun.
Zip and a zap and a kerpowza.
Violate the Ten Commandments.
An embittered and tired lady.
So it is written and so done.
I'll reform the Roman Empire.
Vito Sonny Fredo Michael Tom.
Put down your rifle you jerk.
An invasion of San Francisco.
I committed many venial sins.
Those were the days my fiend.
Have an affair with your emu.
That's one flautist too many.
I'd like to purchase one egg.
I say we revolt after dinner.
The sex appeal of James Caan.
Fourth down kick it or stick.
The site of Tomeo's downfall.
Clam up you stool pigeon rat.
It's beginning to look worse.
If I die please bury my body.
Don't forget to bring a lime.
Two Geo Prizms one Geo Prizm.
My tenure as king of Armenia.
I'm a big fat drunken lawyer.
Dead languages such as Latin.
Many are they who own Hondas.
Teach me your people's mores.
I'm running for my life here.
Baker probably doesn't exist.
Papal edicts and lemon tarts.
I'm going bald but it's okay.
The Maple Leafs and the Jazz.
Drink up you drunken jackass.
I'll have a rum on the rocks.
Smoke them if you smoke them.
This woman is a prostitution.
O bury me not in a drugstore.
A nineteen fifty-seven Buick.
The Americans invent writing.
Make me two dozen apple pies.
Mr. Schwinn and his groupies.
A hunk a hunk of burning oil.
It is nineteen seventy-seven.
Refinance your scrambled egg.
Lou Reed was impaled by Ahab.
Love me or leave me or I win.
A perfect day for some chess.
Kick snare high hat rack tom.
The ghosts of long-dead guys.
As you sow so shall you reap.
Let's not try go to Scotland.
I accidentally financed love.
A new phase of marital bliss.
It's the starship Enterprise.
We're on a five-year mission.
Harry Potter and the Old Jug.
Nights in white satin sheets.
Suicide is painful Alan Alda.
Stoop as low as you need pal.
Encase your enemies in steel.
Raise the Titanic a few feet.
I'm sick and tired of whisky.
That was one lousy horn solo.
Your children are futuristic.
A trip down memory boulevard.
You can't overdose on hummus.
David Bowie's finest novella.
Many people want to kill you.
I had to hire a mafia hitman.
Don't you ever touch my lung.
That pot-smoking Phish freak.
Lard bacon eggs ham sausages.
My cat is addicted to heroin.
Just once I'd like to go out.
God is a lonely lonely deity.
Iceland Norway Sweden Angola.
Brave is the man who is weak.
It says so in the Bible dude.
My parents sold me their gun.
I'd like to retire to Nevada.
Twelve dealer showing a five.
Gimme a dime on the Steelers.
Cocaine smuggled in by mules.
Psychobabble of high quality.
My old flame is now deceased.
The grammatical errors of Ed.
Jim Beam and cream soda soda.
Winston Churchill isn't dead.
What a long life you'll lead.
Multiple sclerosis but happy.
That's a shitload of pesetas.
All the tofu he can laugh at.
Come to the aid of the party.
If I were any older I'd quit.
Give up the ghost you whiner.
I'm so annoyed and perplexed.
Take your chances and eat it.
Surrounded by Long Islanders.
For some reason it's delayed.
Three two one Happy New Year.
Here comes a family of jerks.
I'm the object of mafia hits.
Mark my words you'll die now.
Iambic pentameter is useless.
We will not be disillusioned.
Someone smells like whiskeys.
For the love of God shut off.
Looks like I'll be called up.
Well here we are again again.
Please remove your shoes now.
Different airport same jerks.
Killing time killing persons.
Poverty is my sole lunch gig.
Shut up you goddamned dimwit.
Please save me from this man.
That's one small step for me.
Get out of here you C++ dude.
Teen sensations The Assholes.
The wandering spirit of Rail.
He's a well-known astronomer.
Ship Jim back to Albuquerque.
Leave your left arm straight.
Stave off boredom by killing.
The final day of my vacation.
I invented the Wankel engine.
A sudden infusion of hot oil.
My car gets good gas mileage.
Drop dead or drop your pants.
It's not funny if it's funny.
I remember the good old days.
Professor Joe Nuzzi's theory.
Let's end this acrimony here.
I hate that kid with the hat.
De pecunia semper cogitabunt.
Haikus are too grandiloquent.
The days of wine and krypton.
Conduct twelve meta-analyses.
The sample size was too tiny.
My life is coming to a close.
Translate it into Old German.
Here comes Mr. Husted's army.
A bird in the hand can't fly.
The sound of one man rapping.
I don't live in Laos anymore.
My cat harbors grievous evil.
Sapientia humana antiqua est.
I wanna hold your hand mixer.
Regrets I've had a few dozen.
Platitudes aphorisms Maximas.
SUV owners are uniformly gay.
Consider these ramifications.
I wanna rock and roll always.
I must have eaten a whole ox.
No actinides and lanthanides.
Do not use your jargon on me.
I can see right through them.
That Deadhead stole my weeds.
Police Academy VIII: No Eels.
That's an exemplary bass amp.
I played saxophone for Dylan.
I shall wear my trousers old.
Money talks but it don't rap.
The end of an era of boredom.
Rex Romanorum est vir magnum.
The birth of the blues blues.
Send the flak jacket to Iraq.
Dissect that woman excitedly.
Yankees defeat Red Sox again.
Arm yourself with small eggs.
Prepare to elect a new mayor.
Doom in the tomb in the room.
It's a long way to San Diego.
Scrimshaw artisans dying out.
One last hurrah then we exit.
Purple that color of royalty.
The Romans knew all too well.
The decline and fall of Jake.
The nineteen sixty-one Twins.
Stevedores and lawyers oh my.
In a penny arcade sings Neil.
Cracklin' Rosie get on board.
Brother Love's traveling car.
Shilo when I was a young man.
That was one good donnybrook.
She got the way to attack me.
I was in a Sixties rock band.
The lights are much brighter.
You don't bring me textbooks.
Love on the rocks with lemon.
Someone will win this Series.
This is Superbowl MMCMXXXVII.
The evil that men do is evil.
Inter the good with his bone.
Two floors above the butcher.
Melinda was mine till Monday.
Holly holy what the hell man.
She's given birth to a human.
Let's reminisce about it now.
Store his corpse in a barrel.
Anneal the jewelry right now.
Stolen kiss and drunken piss.
Alas poor Yorick he's a zero.
The Farmingdale Fire Brigade.
The life and times of Levine.
Speak kindly of deceased men.
Conduct the ritual in German.
Sap his energy then kick him.
Plug in this electric shaver.
My English teacher was Greek.
Plenty of guys have problems.
Show no mercy to those dudes.
Maybe I'll go back to school.
In a gadda da vida you moron.
Freddy Krueger dreamed of me.
Feminae de catena cogitabunt.
A man a plan a canal oh well.
Let's walk to Southeast Asia.
Those salmon cakes were good.
You'd better shop around Joe.
If only we'd thought of that.
Big plans not enough funding.
Zulu wise men discover steel.
Just one too many Manhattans.
No one has ever noticed Paul.
Drink much more water please.
One ounce gin one ounce beer.
A recipe for faster disaster.
It's not nineteen ten at all.
Buy a million pounds of gold.
Max Headroom now he was lame.
The Miracles shorn of Smokey.
My barber is a jazz musician.
Stevedores in wicker baskets.
Hip-hop be-bop doo-wop metal.
Stains on my nice new toilet.
One hundred sixty-one pounds.
The spring of our discontent.
This is an intolerable state.
If I only had an EEG scanner.
Stem the tide of illegal hay.
Maybe I'll see a naked woman.
An endless parade of similes.
Seize power then impose laws.
Catholics Jews Muslims and I.
Saints thirty Jets seventeen.
The least squares regression.
That salesman plays the oboe.
Arrange it for six trombones.
The latent insanity of Edgar.
Long-lost figures of my life.
An Indian woman angering Jim.
This could spell the end end.
A marvelous night for a moon.
Record the piano solo loudly.
You were a St. Elsewhere fan.
Bomb the Canadians bomb them.
Diplomacy fails launch nukes.
Salami pepperoni ham chicken.
A blatant disregard for Nick.
I saw three ships which sank.
On Christmas day in the jail.
O come all ye faithful jerks.
You drink too much root beer.
Lou stink you such coot fear.
Print out a fake twenty bill.
An apparatus you can use now.
Drunken Irishmen sober Scots.
We had joy we had fun I died.
Infinite jest mediocre fancy.
I illegally downloaded files.
Make love not war or venison.
A stolen Ford careened about.
Suicide is painless painless.
Rearrange the desks normally.
If six were nine were eleven.
The American College of Boys.
The Society for Creative Sex.
The League of Women Senators.
The Young Democrats of Idaho.
The Radiology League of Ohio.
The Association of Pop Stars.
The Screen Actors Collective.
That's far too many of those.
Dispense with the poisonings.
A mysterious bag of raw eggs.
Use a surveillance mechanism.
Here comes Tom Cruise's Saab.
A factory where glue is made.
If you can't beat them vomit.
Avocados are native to Pluto.
The coldest iciest of worlds.
Two households alike in rank.
Trade me to the Houston Cubs.
Lose weight now ask me where.
The toll-free e-mail address.
The Norse discovered America.
Ferry souls to Styx concerts.
Brian Eno can no longer walk.
Screaming teenagers of glory.
Four laps kick four laps die.
The gluteal prowess of Ellen.
Pay your dues sing the blues.
You know it don't come Ringo.
Tune that piano to this oboe.
Post-It notes are so useless.
Steal a fifth of rye whiskey.
The worst movie ever created.
Another broken thing on Mars.
Those guys need more funding.
Tales of network printer fun.
A short-term affair with Sue.
Put the guys at Watusi on it.
Let me just put my shoes off.
Don't interrupt the minister.
Proselytize those barbarians.
It's not sixty before Christ.
Goodbye good luck you dimwit.
Find a new place of hip kids.
The Royal Mail Steamer Wacky.
I can always get what I want.
Mick's a street-fighting man.
Hook everyone up to the grid.
So we're down to the Fab Two.
They became comfortably dumb.
I drove across Ontario today.
One man's trash is my dinner.
Let's use technology not ham.
More triglycerides less life.
The doctor stole my pork fat.
I'm the only anti-Rivera guy.
Levine got traded to Detroit.
I've got all the eighty-ones.
Rock up to electrocardiogram.
Eat more crap and less bacon.
Skim milk is worse than hell.
Blood is thicker than grease.
Ah shit Braves defeat Astros.
Bless me father I like bacon.
I want a side of cholesterol.
The heart of a rotten corpse.
Batchelor Messler Rail oh my.
Jumpin' jack flash it is GAS.
Shun me if you must you jerk.
When I win a billion dollars.
My favorite Tim Wallach card.
I'm the Stones' left fielder.
Go to England get me a crown.
Bribe all men with happiness.
Thousands of pieces of bacon.
My blood is full of toxicity.
Baker weds in Detroit suburb.
Nuzzi Nuzzi Nuzzi he's Nuzzi.
Pete Rose he just dissipated.
We can't eat petroleum jelly.
Wreck my Geo buy another Geo.
The harried hassles of Henry.
It is an ancient Mariner cap.
I'm old enough for worry now.
One foot in the grave woohoo.
Forty-one plus eight is nine.
Use a less asinine algorithm.
Meritocracy autocracy and me.
Grill me up a piece of steak.
A box of macaroni and cheese.
Thou shalt never love an elk.
Let's beat up Jimmie Rodgers.
I feel a need for speed dial.
That Wathan kid's got hustle.
You can feel the floor shake.
The neighbors are so noisome.
Inspector Clouseau fell down.
I guess we'll do as God says.
Long live the Seattle Pilots.
And your little dog Toto too.
Follow the yellow brick road.
The wonderful Wizard of Ohio.
I can get weapons-grade milk.
Bush Kerry Nader vote for me.
Glory to God glory to Melvin.
Eight nine beautiful cookies.
She's a dirtbag he's a guido.
For those oldies but goodies.
Captain Kirk will pick us up.
I briefly lost consciousness.
Another syncope-related tale.
Heavy metal guitarist killed.
Pirate those RIAA recordings.
Levine conceals his marriage.
Kelly falsely says he's live.
Morrissey records metal song.
When in Rome speak Norwegian.
A bottomless cup of dark rum.
Get gas check oil fill tires.
Imagine a world with no hats.
I'm equal to the best of you.
Crosby Stills Nash and Young.
Neighborhood of make believe.
It wasn't cheap but it's hip.
I wonder how to mic a hedger.
My studio has a time machine.
I'd better get back to works.
Aluminum might catch on fire.
Buy a house buy a power tool.
Obscenity is not at all evil.
This had better work out Bob.
Let's go to upstate New York.
We will fight spam with spam.
Las Cruces is no longer here.
One taco one soda one coffin.
Red Bull gives you wing nuts.
Those idiotic semiotics guys.
Enough with the French stuff.
They call me Bond James Bond.
A few of my favorite strings.
Bloody hell Mavis you dimwit.
Get me a beer will you Edith.
I hate you and your new hats.
Our Lord and Savior Joe Rudi.
It's the Magical Mystery Pie.
Shame on you shame on me too.
Those liberals hate the Jews.
I christen thee RMS Pocoroba.
Summertime the livin' is hot.
I want a house but I'm tired.
Hey look that woman is naked.
My dog is named Soviet Union.
Route Twenty-Four is Conklin.
Hire me a stupid electrician.
If it were up to me I'd swim.
Evolve to a higher order now.
God God God enough about God.
I'm going to the sugar shack.
Uptown girl marries Mr. Joel.
The day the music passed out.
Late December of sixty-three.
Look it's Powdered Toast Man.
Here I come to save the whey.
All I wanna do is zooma zoom.
You spin me right round baby.
I went back in time tomorrow.
Wow that's a fifty-two Chevy.
William Leonard James George.
I don't want to move oh well.
I'll write "Rabbit, Rot" now.
On the boats and in the cars.
They're coming to New Mexico.
This woman is out of control.
Too much stuff too few homes.
The future of belles lettres.
So much worry too much angst.
This may have been a mistake.
I don't care about new shows.
I have obsessive compulsions.
Spackle up the phone wirings.
Nail things into Mr. Ed's id.
Speak in tongues you lunatic.
I'm sure that guy isn't dead.
Prime rib filet mignon steak.
We own thirty-six appliances.
I'm luckier than many morons.
Hey batter batter batter bat.
We want a pitcher not a ewer.
Guest McKean Shearer are Tap.
He blended in with the crowd.
You could always buy another.
I'm so worried I could vomit.
Fill my veins full of cheese.
Updike Updike here is Updike.
Installing doorknobs is hard.
Extract simple pleasures now.
My cat seems to be psychotic.
An inexplicable pile of beer.
You taught me nothing I know.
Transpose this to A-flat Sue.
Jim's a pool maintenance man.
I have a lawn made of stones.
Spray paint that man's skull.
Those kids are sure to annoy.
Traffic traffic so many cars.
Don't go gentle into the hut.
Holy trinity Batman it's God.
Give me four hundred dollars.
Mayo makes cruddy tile grout.
I speak only from experience.
One town's very like another.
Rangoon heart of Burma Shave.
Lights camera action kill me.
Greet the Mets beat the Mets.
Tiger Woods won a green coat.
You are the sun I am the sun.
Philip Glass and his droning.
Another lame Yankovic parody.
I'd like to see that explode.
Order me seventy-nine pizzas.
Hold the anchovies above her.
I say that's Wendy Bobadilla.
Levine man of a million hats.
The evil sins of the fathers.
The corner of Fifth and Love.
Bob Newhart I am Bob Newhart.
Plead insanity maybe you are.
That good old Plymouth Champ.
And the groovy Nissan Stanza.
Do not forget the Dodge Neon.
Now I drive in a Honda Civic.
This cat is absolutely loony.
Scan that guy's head for art.
That's not the power of love.
I wonder if this is worth it.
Ideas with no follow-through.
Oh God oh no oh shit oh snap.
Do the mashed potato forever.
Let's twist again it's great.
You love me when I can dance.
I'll spot Basile a free mint.
My locker is full of dry ice.
Contact Baker via cell phone.
Denmark let's invade Denmark.
Cusack Kelly Brown Fediw hey.
Then I saw her face and died.
So so you think you can tell.
We don't need no Floyd album.
Gilmour Waters and other men.
Time to wash away all my sin.
Demystify that mystery train.
The haunted ship of specters.
Joy to the world the Lord is.
Blaming it on the bossa nova.
Flaming up in his Chevy Nova.
Looking for my shaker tables.
Unauthorized autohagiography.
Tall and tan and young I was.
That jazz saxophonist is old.
Invent a new way to make pie.
I guess I'll drive back home.
One corpse in the crawlspace.
The Boss could kill the Boss.
My life's a bad reality show.
Puttin' on the Ritz crackers.
America love it or leaven it.
The first four Metallica CDs.
A patient etherized on a cot.
Speak your piece or get away.
If I build it they will come.
Shoeless Joe wore a size ten.
Some people never leave Laos.
We never should have done it.
Straight outta Compton crazy.
I'll pop a cap in your skull.
Good things come in packages.
Not the Amityville bit again.
Cable modem router computers.
Bill two hundred bucks a day.
The greatest hits of Al Hirt.
Antonio Carlos Jobim shot me.
Me and Jaco and Pat Metheney.
Do not connect unlike metals.
Mr. Wenzel he started it all.
I can't recall the next dude.
Mr. Kent fired rockets aloft.
Mr. Pito and his earthquakes.
Mrs. Jorgensen knew of cells.
Mrs. Antico taught us of Leo.
I was able to skip one level.
Mr. Orkus and Newtonian laws.
Promote me to the big league.
Build a newer better machine.
What a wonderful world it is.
I am not the real Slim Shady.
"Cats" embarrasses Mr. Eliot.
I'm waiting for a bass flute.
Get me a case of Moxie in LA.
The big pier in Santa Monica.
He's ugly in fact he's fugly.
Blonde hair nice eyes no leg.
Some guy telling me bullshit.
He's stupid but he's wealthy.
Sex and the city and the pie.
Bye-bye Miss American Paella.
The bass player will be late.
E-mail them your coordinates.
Basile comes and Basile goes.
Rebury Beethoven immediately.
At midnight I become a gourd.
I could go for a three-S day.
Put on a suit and a new face.
Learn to gamble win millions.
You know who stinks is Carlo.
In the More Beer Store again.
JJ Top singer now in Buffalo.
It's real fine my Cosmic Ark.
Build a home of Lincoln Logs.
You promised me a rose guard.
Obesity linked to good tacos.
New study finds fat is tasty.
Doctors find cure for grease.
Too much monkey business pal.
Hatred one of my many charms.
I proposed to someone's wife.
Another dead body to discard.
Three hundred years of clods.
I'm sick and tired of you Al.
I'll brainwash the dissident.
I died in nineteen sixty-one.
My grandfather funnels Beast.
Insult that reality show guy.
Talk about bum cakes my girl.
Hey now hey now hey now Hank.
I poured a poison in his ear.
Underoos now they were nifty.
A flying purple people eater.
Murray Aykroyd Ramis Moranis.
Stocks and bonds and finance.
Hep cats swell chicks no LSD.
Bongs be graduated cylinders.
I attend Stanford University.
Bach Beethoven Brahms Boozoo.
That was Ed "Too Tall" Jones.
Cretins rise to power in USA.
Good to the last drop of oil.
Raise your hand you are sure.
You deserve a break-in today.
For those not-so-fresh times.
Let your fingers do the walk.
We bring good things to life.
Just do it just do something.
Melt in my mouth not my hand.
Takes a licking and keeps on.
Where's the beef here's some.
Snap crackle pop it's a bomb.
Leave the driving to drivers.
A tough man a tender chicken.
Reach out and murder someone.
I can't think of any slogans.
Bloated corpses of arrogance.
Yankees off to a rough start.
Hyperlipidemia hypolipidemia.
Nine dissimilar proletariats.
Megalomania then hypertrophy.
Kazakhstan Iraq Turkmenistan.
Happily buying cyanobacteria.
Climatologists predict sleet.
The operationalization of Ed.
Blissfully delightfully dead.
Shameful it's just shameless.
Triskaidekaphobia how stupid.
Violate the city's air space.
No pain no gain fine with me.
Here comes Santa Claus again.
Your kiss is on my blacklist.
My yard is nothing but rocks.
Please please me oh yeah now.
Surgeon General Everett Koop.
But Mr. Jones is still alive.
Levine becomes Royals honcho.
I'll just hide his body here.
Lou Rawls I'm so sick of you.
I think this ship is sinking.
If Levine shows up he's dead.
Jesus is the way truth light.
It is not art it's just porn.
Wilson grounds Buckner flubs.
An ounce of vodka every week.
If he hears he'll knock more.
I come from a land of plenty.
Make Hay a vegemite sandwich.
Hay spoke to several planets.
Go jump off the Eiffel Tower.
Ham's all alone in the gloom.
Ham is distrusted not rusted.
Ham has got a docket for you.
Play cricket this year Colin.
You sure are a funny kid Hay.
Down by the sea that's Colin.
Noted scientist Robert Plant.
I fell in love with a staple.
That's the way I like to eat.
Load sixteen tons of Toyotas.
Get a ride on a big blue bus.
One burrito two burritos hey.
I'm a spelling bee aficinado.
If I had a hammer I'd use it.
One hundred pages of writing.
It's love potion number nine.
Tom and Jerry Ren and Stimpy.
Fornicate daily or be killed.
One to the power of infinity.
Sticks and stones and rifles.
Get me the sixty-one Corvair.
Forget Giambi and get Gehrig.
Darth Vader is Luke's father.
Star Wars IX: Leia Gone Wild.
I'm not affiliated with Dana.
The doctor will degrease Jim.
When I'm sixty-four thousand.
Blood sausages I mean really.
Those Germans are really old.
Blue cheese my finest cheese.
Kennedy Johnson Nixon Toyota.
Home home on the range range.
I think a bird killed itself.
I'm a right-wing commie hero.
White hat black hat Mets hat.
Influenza kills six trillion.
If only we were much younger.
We can see the airport tower.
Drive over to Nuzzi's estate.
What a load of waste product.
Henry Hudson Parkway trouble.
Don't you dare punch my knee.
Eight is enough old Corvairs.
My house is probably haunted.
Vlad the Impaler was my hero.
Bring out your Grateful Dead.
Today we eat tomorrow we die.
Though he's silent he speaks.
Flamethrowers are very utile.
I got a ham sandwich license.
The rusty evaporative cooler.
Don't fall off the roof jerk.
I used duct tape on ductwork.
Pump wet air into our castle.
A man's home is his building.
Too much rock here have some.
A seven-by-ten zone of feces.
We'll be farmers before long.
Call up Lilco they'll fix it.
Plant grapes maybe they grow.
Your call is important to us.
What a ridiculous way to jog.
You were not mentioned there.
Unless Newman is a pseudonym.
And I imagine it probably is.
You could be anybody I guess.
And use verbiage not verbage.
The breath mints of the gods.
Infuse that vodka with grout.
It's a long way from Ontario.
One too many guys named Paul.
Another Pleasant Valley week.
Sea monkeys overthrow tyrant.
Making small talk with Satan.
The complete works of Mr. Ed.
Amity paucity temerity deity.
The Latin word for telegraph.
I'm your forgotten evil twin.
Anacondas can crush gorillas.
I know where the gas main is.
Exhume that telephone wiring.
Cut down my tree Mr. Utility.
Deep Throat's identity known.
Good gravy that's good gravy.
The Soviet Union I miss them.
Stanley Cup remains in Tampa.
Head east until you hit Chad.
Buy me a burrito if you want.
Honorable but open to bribes.
My parents are actually dogs.
I know what women really eat.
Fleeting moments of insanity.
If I kill you I'll apologize.
Papa's got a brand new pouch.
Teach me the ways of the Tao.
Hank Dale Bill and Boomhauer.
My press agent has no phones.
I'm a well-known soccer star.
Up all night playing Pac Man.
You're king of the populists.
Jim is in the crawlspace now.
Absolutely no heroin allowed.
Paul and Art the Dynamic Duo.
The mysterious Bermuda Angle.
Give me warp power Mr. Scott.
Doing drugs in Cloverdale IN.
The perils of Interstate Ten.
Weed in the pencil sharpener.
Following trucks too closely.
Making good time in Missouri.
A nice Indian hotelier woman.
Haul ass on the Belt Parkway.
Pop Tarts cigarettes and NPR.
A perfect storm in McLean TX.
This will be the death of me.
Pull over under the overpass.
Werner is angry but big deal.
Dodging tornados in Oklahoma.
I can't get a goddamned beer.
Big fat ladies hate city men.
Jim Beam and cola in Indiana.
Avoid Interstate Seventy now.
Inform Levine of the traffic.
Gas up the Civic and get out.
Luck was with me in Carlisle.
Don't cross the Hudson River.
Mulder Scully and the aliens.
Haunted motel rooms of death.
Spill the beans you songbird.
Yankees Pirates Baker and me.
I hope Miller won't watch me.
I despise that tomahawk chop.
St. Louis highways befuddled.
It's not nineteen fifty-four.
Help yourself to some murder.
Age the wine for a good nose.
We sell wine before its time.
Winos sprawled in the street.
Whine whine you always whine.
Sausages bacon ham delicious.
Gimme a slice and a Seven-Up.
Hey how about an Italian ice.
Superman Lex Luthor and Lois.
Batman Robin and the Riddler.
Interview that ex-Jazz guard.
Yankees fans are embarrassed.
Mazeroski he hit that dinger.
Now is the winter of snowing.
Maybe I'll go via old Cathay.
Sell Kublai Khan's autograph.
Pay me more than you pay him.
Buffalo no never heard of it.
Train me to be a lung doctor.
Two lost souls in a fishbowl.
My angst was just flatulence.
Pay Bonds fifty for each one.
Elect me to another fun term.
If that's Baker I'm Mehrotra.
Another snooty foreign movie.
That man speaks fluent Greek.
Maybe I'll exhume a dead guy.
Smoke smoke smoke that joint.
A hit from the bong of death.
Jackson acquitted fans happy.
But the kid is not his lover.
Some kind of meaningful deal.
Prostitution now that's work.
Hang in there you'll succeed.
Giambi slugs dinger in tenth.
Make a telephone call slowly.
That Asian woman has no ears.
My name is not Mr. Joe Alvis.
My aviation lessons paid off.
Annoying guy yells at hurler.
Please Mr. Postman drop dead.
Strippers drunks and addicts.
Take off all of your clothes.
Look at that happy hillbilly.
Silent but deadly but silent.
Her eyes my brain your shoes.
Play it cool don't freak out.
One sleazy-ass old crap face.
Jesus sold me down the river.
I'm afraid of Virginia Woolf.
Do crack until you feel well.
Smile you're on candid video.
Get me Candace Perotta's son.
I made a fortune in tungsten.
Go to jail go direct to jail.
Take your time do this right.
Sgt. Pepper's brand new Yugo.
I passed a note to that girl.
Hey man that's pretty groovy.
Root root root for the Expos.
Crystal Gayle is not singing.
I'm rabid stay away from Jim.
Basically you're a dumb jock.
Animosity far too much anger.
Suddenly I wrote sixty poems.
I stole every sign in school.
That man's shirt is very red.
I'm a steamroller baby steam.
You're on the Seattle Pilots.
Praise Jesus it's lunch time.
Check your rifle at the door.
It's an uphill battle uphill.
Sell drugs get rich get shot.
Say hello to my little enemy.
Whew that's my kind of woman.
New Zealander wins U.S. Open.
Help me find my inner dipwad.
When I'm rich I'll buy Zaire.
Double bogey what a screw-up.
A shiny statue of Geoff Zahn.
All you need is love and sex.
Rubin to produce Mr. Diamond.
Good putt good putt bad putt.
Maybe I'm not really a stone.
Get me two free Italian ices.
Who needs drugs I'm on drugs.
Los Angeles nineteen seventy.
I love Lucy I don't love you.
Build me a useful motorcycle.
Kill as many guys as you can.
Let's shift into second gear.
Assemble that computer Casey.
Ninety-nine red balloons hmm.
From director Steven Spielbo.
Dig until you hit the mantle.
Install a fence with your Pa.
Little house on the prairies.
Drive two thousand miles now.
It's a long long way to home.
Maybe I can find a short cut.
That's the fact Jack Klugman.
Get me my coffee or I'll die.
I'm headin' for old Virginia.
Drive until the sun gets low.
It's as if you never existed.
Hey look at the tatas on her.
I formed the Mu Epsilon frat.
We'll never drive ever again.
Let's listen to some records.
I may have too much pegboard.
He chronicled my SAT visions.
Goddamn that DJ made my year.
I don't know much about Paul.
Xenon loneliest of the gases.
He's a no-good rabble-rouser.
President Nixon's at my door.
I like big butts I can't lie.
Install a doorbell then rest.
That's not a pen it's a shoe.
I keep my weed in her coffin.
Ninety-nine bottles of vodka.
Hands up you're under arrest.
Evolve into some kind of god.
Glen Campbell's soup du jour.
The business of Peru is eggs.
Help her out it's good karma.
Plain yogurt why even bother.
Formica all over the kitchen.
More shelves than you'd need.
Placate many revolutionaries.
It's raining cats and llamas.
Please brutalize Gary Sinise.
Whatever you do don't vanish.
Strike 'em out throw 'em out.
You know me I'm totally dumb.
Maybe you'll like this drink.
Drive my car up on the ramps.
Another misplaced oil filter.
You'll need a metric sockets.
I'm getting back to my roots.
Shovel manure into his wagon.
Zimmerman and I broke a pool.
Throwing bricks and tomatoes.
Conservative liberal anarchy.
God wants me to eat more ice.
Bob must be in the front row.
Funnel a few beers then puke.
Do keg stands in your office.
I'm running for county judge.
Print print print that paper.
Let's learn about the Aztecs.
What we need is a lot of pie.
That lady is a Scientologist.
Speak softly to Mr. Corleone.
We can't see into the future.
Buy low sell high retire now.
One small step for Armstrong.
Living in the material world.
Don't smoke don't drink Adam.
The novels of Craig Lefferts.
It's a DeLorean not a Toyota.
Thomas Heffel man of mystery.
An eighty-one Topps Jim Rice.
You don't know the real Merv.
You know my feelings on that.
Something in the air tonight.
Combat boredom huff some gas.
Dear Santa Claus I need toys.
Goin' to the chapel of glove.
You don't say no to Mr. Gary.
Splish splash I was drowning.
Then Jesus told a dirty joke.
Friends Romans country music.
In fair Verona inept suicide.
April showers bring May bugs.
She's an alumna of SUNY Bath.
Furnish forth marriage table.
I was the first human to fly.
These are the days of wonder.
Don't panic it's just a bomb.
The six hundred dollar table.
Send me some Amish furniture.
A new sentence search engine.
Call him Captain Happy Pants.
I call you Ed you call me Al.
I'm too old to eat asparagus.
My mother queen of the Danes.
Pair of dice dashboard light.
Bolt your head to the toilet.
What a dumb way to eat bread.
Thou shalt not beat up Jesus.
Good and plenty and tasteful.
Porno I've had it with porno.
Set fire to Mrs. Rom's chair.
That guy looks like a lawyer.
Bad days in the neighborhood.
Duct tape your jewelry to me.
Don't try anything funny pal.
Two girls for each Beach Boy.
Mike Brian Carl Dennis or Al.
Six hundred sixty-six beasts.
Ron's the king of Asia Minor.
I sold Elvis' pelvis on eBay.
Two's company three's a gang.
I can implement any paradigm.
Further news of the Wapshots.
A whiskey don't mind if I do.
Spray-paint a White Sox logo.
The last train to Ronkonkoma.
Am not are too am not are so.
Fender bender blender tender.
I am still waiting to exhale.
I'll kill for a Klondike bar.
Sell Levine Fruit Stripe gum.
The glory of being Zimmerman.
Gerry and the Defibrillators.
I am an Islander unto myself.
Elvis Costello arrogant jerk.
One on one out three and two.
Scooby-dooby-doo-wop-zip-zap.
I extinguished the dinosaurs.
Adam and Eve not Adam and me.
Hey you out there in the bog.
Packers square off with Cubs.
Bluenose blueblood blueberry.
Singing songs of Hebrew love.
How to get to Sesame Strasse.
Fire an ICBM at Mientkiewicz.
Ding dong the witch is alive.
Playing badminton with Satan.
President George Walker Bush.
We live in a pluralistic egg.
One cup water two cups vodka.
Transubstantiate this Christ.
Villainy most heinous indeed.
Cletus the slack-jawed yokel.
Born into privilege I'm rich.
Some girls will let it bleed.
Onomatopoetic but still dumb.
Stupid broken laser printers.
This is my son-in-law Ed Ott.
That's what you get for that.
Take the garbage out Mondays.
For example this is a corpse.
The long-awaited day of love.
Fly the coop forget the poop.
Fine work young Mr. Esposito.
Blue moon of Kentucky shines.
Spending weeks in the arcade.
Sleep tight you idiotic clod.
Don't let the bedbugs murder.
In the twenty-eighth century.
It's an alt-alternative band.
Happy days aren't here again.
This is Peggy my ragtime gal.
Hummer Yukon Denali Escalade.
Fuse this bone to the others.
A deluxe apartment in Queens.
Four men living all together.
The millionaire and his wife.
I'll make a long story short.
Hurl brassieres at Tom Jones.
No you shake before you bake.
Somnolence my greatest asset.
Sox Yanks Blue Jays O's Rays.
That wine's bouquet is moldy.
My mother leader of the Jedi.
Get out of here you dickhead.
Katrina and the deadly waves.
I'm walkin' on sunshine ouch.
Free hard-boiled eggs for me.
Retailers of old bric-a-brac.
I'd rather be playing hockey.
I was Macho Man Randy Savage.
I'd like to ping her network.
Hard times in the Big Easily.
Superdome filled with egesta.
The curse of the ancient man.
Ptolemy in the land of Crete.
For God's sake I'm not Elvis.
Two plus two equals eighteen.
Monuments to agony and death.
Steep the citizens in sewage.
Install that GFCI receptacle.
Seventies-era stuff is lousy.
Oh give me land lots of land.
I am I said so pay attention.
Here come the flood refugees.
Man clings to tree for years.
When I'm fat I feel lethargy.
I simply don't understand it.
Maybe I'm amazed or just old.
The secret ingredient is mud.
Playing with the Queen of Oz.
I'd like a sixty-six Rambler.
Hey that's Jack Lord's ghost.
That's an impossible mission.
To dream the impossible turd.
The outlet completely melted.
Throw away his laser printer.
I'm a lover not an architect.
My Bonnie lies over the lake.
I missed my chance to be gay.
No bourbon no scotch no beer.
The doggone girl is not mine.
Beep boop buzz playing Atari.
This drum machine is haunted.
Harrison Dylan Orbison and I.
Somebody clean up this feces.
Kenny knows when to hold 'em.
Let's relocate to Boston now.
Maybe I'm possessed by Satan.
I found a warhead in my room.
Life's a long pointless slog.
The cold crisp taste of beer.
Onomatopoeia is a fading art.
Cleveland twelve Detroit two.
Oh shut up you drunken Moors.
A dreary November in my soul.
Sorry wrong number you idiot.
Oil up that tin woodman guys.
"M*A*S*H" starring Alan Alda.
Blown to pieces but not hurt.
Just a minute I'm in the can.
I'd give it all up for sauce.
Heads you win tails you lose.
Noted action hero Val Kilmer.
The Russians the Poles and I.
Remove all unnecessary wires.
Dissemble your indiscretions.
A reality show about gay MDs.
Happy but not very fulfilled.
The grass is usually greener.
Time to sleep and reenergize.
How quick your Camaro can go.
Another night on Midwood Ave.
Drop dead and give me twenty.
Digitize all ancient masters.
Rotting away but not in pain.
This jigsaw won't hurt a bit.
Free Tibet when you buy Siam.
Dirtbags killed in explosion.
Watch the women peel peppers.
Score me some cocaine please.
Get high and perform surgery.
That cat seems to be Italian.
Mine are eyes of golden blue.
Holding number sixty defense.
Ten-yard penalty repeat down.
I am ready for some football.
Corn pone horn drone porn oh.
You believe but I seek proof.
What a day for a crime spree.
Organize your coaxial cables.
He's a man of few paragraphs.
Worship the sun get melanoma.
Please God give me some cash.
I'll take Love Donkey to win.
That's a seventy-to-one shot.
Look it's ex-PFC Wintergreen.
My Slade albums all vanished.
My pseudonym is Pelvis McGee.
I'm Barry Manilow's gardener.
In the hacienda of pure evil.
ZIP one one seven three five.
You say tomato I say red orb.
I guess I'd better go to bed.
Hung over but still drinking.
I was sweating bullets there.
It was sort of an anticlimax.
Hey dingbat bring me a Pabst.
It's a method of modern love.
You're not allowed to be old.
I'd like to rent a vowel Pat.
Splurge on expensive filters.
You overloaded the equipment.
Holy crap the Caped Crusader.
Call the gym teacher daddy-o.
I smell smoke in the kitchen.
Floodgates would have worked.
Billions of dollars all mine.
Shame on you that's a hooker.
Why is an unanswerable query.
It's one moron after another.
I invented molecular biology.
She'd like to hack my server.
Rick's wife is a blowup doll.
The end of a poor friendship.
Represent the lollipop guild.
Suicidal but lacking a knife.
That was a good beef pot pie.
Waylon Jennings was so lucky.
Fling salami into your house.
Picard Riker Data Worf and I.
Rated X for nonsimulated sex.
Her cans my hands good plans.
Of mice and men and genetics.
Descend to two thousand feet.
I'm alive and I can prove it.
It's not cheese unless it is.
I'm not home leave a message.
Portable electrocardiography.
Oops I just killed Bob Saget.
Too bad you're such an idiot.
Fresh from the vines of Napa.
Great songs of the seventies.
My Wiffle Ball bat is corked.
I burned up on reentry again.
Film yourself making a doody.
Now think outside the coffin.
It's too hot get me some ice.
Invest all your money in gas.
The cheeseburger in paradise.
Under-Secretary Louis A. Hon.
There goes that sullen idiot.
I now pronounce you divorced.
The sun revolves around Mars.
Get out of my way Stravinsky.
Flying guidos in track suits.
The native foliage of Norway.
Teenagers strut calmly along.
I am Osiris and this is Isis.
But my real name is Mr. Earl.
To sleep perchance to awaken.
In the midst of a bad coffee.
Take a picture of your colon.
Irrigate all sorghum at once.
Someone painted my car lapis.
I must be more like Endicott.
It's the newest form of jazz.
A white van filled with cats.
Hi we're from Tulsa Oklahoma.
He rested on the seventh day.
Let's ruin the peace process.
I have all the energy I need.
The sun'll come out tomorrow.
Life detected on distant orb.
This is a gilded aristocracy.
Put on a gold suit and dance.
The Heisenberg Egg Principle.
Cans to my left and my right.
These potato chips are salty.
Retrofit my lungs for helium.
Degrease my veins for profit.
Enthalpy is often not useful.
Grateful to seize her melons.
Gasoline in Tad's old Toyota.
Symmetry is funny I'd assume.
I'll huff and I'll puff weed.
I'm a joker I'm a smoker too.
Feebleminded and quite obese.
Important but not very happy.
My days as a TV news persona.
Ham on rye on pie on his tie.
Yanks inch closer to Red Sox.
Engine flameout over the sea.
Old McDonald had a farmhouse.
My government offers me cash.
Free to roam wherever I want.
Paying too much for my pills.
Bolt yourself to the ceiling.
He dazzled me with his glory.
I'm fixing a hole in my head.
I'll beat you to a pulp dude.
Reed should stay underground.
Grab hold of any art you see.
Our Viking forbears were mad.
Gimme full English breakfast.
We are the sultans of fusion.
That guy isn't actually here.
I dreamt of a life of luxury.
Just sit right back and fart.
Right off the coast of Chile.
It was too hot for September.
Sal is a friend of the devil.
Dogs serve no purpose at all.
Don't drink that it's poison.
How the Irish drank and died.
Mrs. Brown you've got cancer.
The subtle smell of dead men.
Rum and a twist on the rocks.
Frankly my dear I don't care.
United two-three-niner heavy.
Thank goodness for insurance.
This pill will cure my blood.
God's vengeance is bountiful.
Shoot my eyes full of heroin.
I wrote a song in B-flat too.
Ring around the Rose McGowan.
All humans are irritating me.
I make misanthropy look good.
Chop off the legs of my boss.
I'll have one corpse po' boy.
Callous unthinking and crass.
Many are they who enjoy beer.
We are the apex of evolution.
Goalie right wing defenseman.
Oilers ninety Giants seventy.
Much like you I'm an Italian.
Quiz shows are a passing fad.
See if my iPod is watertight.
I have a sinking feeling now.
There's no way to go to Mars.
This is the age of beryllium.
George Blanda the oldest man.
Breezily I said I'd kill him.
World War I and World War II.
The U.S. Department of Pants.
Gas up the Ford and let's go.
That person won best in show.
I am a wack-ass G muthafucka.
At Bleecker and Sixth Avenue.
Foment rebellion in my house.
Play golf without golf clubs.
A season of awful hurricanes.
I am the rama-lama-ding-dong.
Beef pork veal lamb and eggs.
I don't know what time it is.
I am gonna call ghostbusters.
Blind him with infrared rays.
I'll just beam Kirk to Pluto.
Get me eight club sandwiches.
My nephew sure can walk well.
I had to extradite Aeschylus.
Hitchhiker's Guide to Israel.
No deposit no return no cans.
Hawkeye Potter Klinger Radar.
Archie Edith Mike and Gloria.
Mike Carol Greg Peter Marcia.
Raj Dwayne Rerun and Shirley.
Mrs. Garrett Blair Jo Tootie.
Sam Diane Norm Cliff Frasier.
Skipper Professor Mr. Howell.
Agent Mulder or Agent Scully.
I'm told suicide is painless.
Dudes like us we had it made.
The story of a lovely person.
Take the good take the awful.
Where everybody knows my nom.
The tale of a fateful voyage.
Blink twice if you're a clod.
Here come the Denver Nuggets.
I'll have shrimp fra diavolo.
The man on the moon is dying.
Je m'appelle Steve Zimmerman.
I have God on the other line.
They did the monster M*A*S*H.
Prophecies of war and horror.
Soon you'll begin to love me.
These ethnographers are sick.
Your football smells too old.
Buy now pay later finance it.
Put your pantyhose on Sheila.
Free up an hour for vomiting.
You'll need a new compressor.
Here come the sanitation men.
That's my Mom's oscilloscope.
It's a beautiful day in hell.
Han Solo shot Obi-Wan Kenobi.
Steak au poivre sounds great.
Into the realm of the insane.
Mork calling Orson hey Orson.
I'm in an alt-zydeco quartet.
Hit me with that claw hammer.
Man alive what a stupid show.
Press your face into hot wax.
Forming new levels of hatred.
Throw your textbooks at Alan.
Yes it's true I'm a Democrat.
The national pastime is math.
Mozzarella Romano blue Gouda.
Don't worry it's just my gun.
No sex no drugs no rock none.
If and only if I grow a tail.
The Berserker of Saint Louis.
Make me kneel down to Christ.
I am Bob Dylan's electrician.
Joan Baez isn't Jeanne d'Arc.
I flip out from too much LSD.
X marks the strike zone wall.
No woman no cry just shut up.
Here and now and gay and how.
Weld yourself to a new duvet.
Micromanage the macroeconomy.
One billion and seventy-four.
For that minty fresh feeling.
Question authority do it now.
Zambian delegate passes wind.
Chevy Chase is from Maryland.
Spoiled milk and rotten eggs.
Maybe I'll become a politico.
Hippies singing songs of pot.
Trade Piazza to the Mariners.
Hey Mr. Tambourine Man quiet.
From the shores of Lake Como.
Shoot the gangster in Queens.
Brush your teeth with potash.
Wake me up before you Google.
Frank Dean Sammy Joey and me.
I got renaissance on his ass.
My albedo is too low for you.
Furnish all houses with wood.
The flatware in the cupboard.
Astros oust Braves once more.
How to rewire your right arm.
Call me a moron I don't care.
Two to the power of eighteen.
I problematized my lawnmower.
You function well while high.
Leap from this window please.
You two get out of the store.
Slip into something more gay.
Goat cheese omelet for lunch.
This is how the Greeks do it.
We know all about your crime.
Clowns and jokers and bakers.
Soup up that sixty-six Chevy.
Shift into reverse and drive.
Agnew Ford Rockefeller and I.
Let's get high and play ball.
Wing center wing shoot score.
Finally another form of pork.
Sure it's dumb but it's true.
I'll have the bacon consommé.
Third person singular future.
Go west young man or go east.
Bury your head in a landfill.
What a moment for Aaron Bull.
Risqué jokes told by my imam.
Pope Captain Happy Pants XII.
Einstein would say it's lame.
Zoloft Prozac Xanax try beer.
I'm sick of Buckwheat Zydeco.
P.S. I love your new uniform.
Not another pile of raw crap.
Elevate yourself to head guy.
I smoked so much weed I died.
Eminem releases polka record.
The porn films of Rob Reiner.
My celebrated artistic phase.
Commit suicide it's real fun.
Please hold for Peter Spanos.
My thoughts on neo-communism.
Pop a few pills to get ready.
That was the day I fell down.
His brother is an only child.
I knew it was Fredo Corleone.
Earn millions in real estate.
I should shave my face hurts.
Time is a subjective concept.
Kenny G is up Don Ho is down.
Don't bother me I'm sleeping.
Hook yourself up to electric.
This Philip Glass song rules.
Wipe the milk off your loins.
Have a sandwich it's on Paul.
Now this is what I call porn.
I too was born in New Jersey.
Formica was invented by dogs.
Sharpen my pencil please Sue.
What a stupid way to go nuts.
Harmonize with your goldfish.
I theorized about my burrito.
Dead bodies float in the sea.
Not you again I hate you man.
That housewife was desperate.
Have sex with whatever moves.
What a Cretan that person is.
Music isn't the food of love.
The love song of T. S. Eliot.
Happy to be dancing with you.
This microphone isn't useful.
I'm no expert but this sucks.
Tape your eyelids shut daily.
Fortunately we're not stupid.
Now that I'm married I'm old.
Disconnect this swamp cooler.
Fixing holes in the gas flue.
Dylan was tangled up in wire.
Floozies hussies and harlots.
Having an affair with Mrs. Z.
We camp out in a parking lot.
You and your lovely staplers.
Suspend yourself from a hook.
That is a draconian response.
It was nothing but the truth.
What an unintelligent design.
I joined the Neo-Nuzzi Party.
You built it but nobody came.
Lions Tigers Bears and Bulls.
How annoying Scott Levine is.
Let's swim through the sewer.
Y finalmente soy un pescador.
Flip over to channel seventy.
What I want he does not have.
Norse by birth gay by choice.
And now the legendary Ed Ott.
You can argue but I will win.
I can order dinner in French.
This is my common-law mother.
I am the CEO of an iron firm.
Come on baby we do the twist.
Bust through into a new life.
Worm your way into my spleen.
Underoos under my Armani tux.
Wish for it maybe you'll win.
The more I get the less I am.
Heart attack fells Mr. Kelly.
I am back in the Middle Ages.
Monsters live in this cellar.
Escuela secundaria es acuoso.
I don't care if you're Satan.
My flaws are many and varied.
I've got a load of gold here.
Climb up on the roof quickly.
Form the new political party.
Reelect President John Adams.
I'm a single-celled organism.
Free hats for our young fans.
My statistics are always bad.
This soccer players are evil.
Hey brave new world you suck.
Hurricane Traina slams coast.
Bide your time then kill him.
Environmental Protection Men.
There's no such thing as GAS.
Formulaic poetry is exciting.
On my honor I won't kill you.
Repair the rusty metal crate.
It's fun to pretend I'm dead.
Roll across the floor slowly.
First drop then stop no wait.
Small but lethal so look out.
That woman wants to stalk me.
I won't let you steal my pie.
Give me a crew cut I'm tough.
This piano sonata is no good.
"Desperado" I hate that song.
Some kind of Darwinist opera.
A lovely eighty-one cabernet.
The actor behind the curtain.
Everyone liked my piano solo.
Whiskey the root of all love.
How ridiculous I must appear.
Use a Zen approach to things.
I'm bleeding help me not die.
The last of the true cowboys.
I carpool in a shiny phaeton.
On your mark get set go home.
Thirteen point one miles wow.
No one has ever been to Ohio.
This navigator is my copilot.
Have no fear Mr. Man is here.
Get me a coffee and a Danish.
Report this crime to McGriff.
Whenever you're ready dipwad.
In the days of wine and cola.
Now batting number two Jeter.
Here's the problem you stink.
Holly Golightly joins A-Team.
I have to Smurf this project.
I pity the fool who's a fool.
My Cabbage Patch doll smells.
They drew first blood not me.
Let's go back to sixteen ten.
Everybody's working for free.
Altoids are curiously strong.
Waiter bring me a cup of oil.
I am famous but undeservedly.
The ghost who has to urinate.
Pretty sneaky sis I hate you.
Excuse me my cell is ringing.
My countenance is one of joy.
I grow old I grow old dammit.
Freeform jazz songs are long.
Murder the entire family now.
My legacy is a new hat style.
Put tab A into slot B please.
The land of milk and carrots.
Sometimes it's hard to think.
Seal up cracks in the floors.
Stop yelling at me it's loud.
I'm far too drunk to operate.
The feast of St. Al the Kind.
A macroeconomic model of fun.
Break out the porno and beer.
The greatest thing since sex.
I'm not as cool as you think.
Groove is in the left atrium.
So it turns out Sulu's queer.
Set course for San Francisco.
I'm really sick of the Doors.
Cross that bridge eventually.
My microwave oven is haunted.
Compose a sonata about Texas.
Maybe I am or maybe I am not.
It's not as if I'm a hep cat.
Trick or treat smell my feet.
Give me something raw to eat.
Bury me in Pittsburgh please.
That time we shot Mike Tomeo.
Friend or foe or Glen or Joe.
We must take our clothes off.
A two-by-four piece of board.
Unbelievable but surely true.
The unmistakable odor of pee.
I'm too old too fat too dumb.
Some short girl said I'm hot.
Rustproof that piece of crap.
Use a jigsaw to kill someone.
Flying about the troposphere.
Let's download some more art.
Hey your fly is open you oaf.
Pick me up some drugs at A&P.
I like that lemon toothpaste.
It's time to install plywood.
Songs of innocence and Blake.
It's a front for illegal sex.
Weird scenes inside the mine.
Friendly dogs ferocious cats.
What I am is what I am is Al.
Louis XVI king of all France.
That's the problem with love.
Do some coke then some Pepsi.
Vote Hawkeye Pierce for prez.
Annoying hits of the sixties.
What a lovely shade of vomit.
I'm out of patience and time.
Fire all your associates now.
You belong to the city Eagle.
Quick kill her ere she wakes.
Don't disconnect my gas line.
The real estate bubble burst.
Refinance this you fat jerks.
Low APR no points free sodas.
Bury ladies in hot quicksand.
The smell of napalm at night.
Let's go surfin' now in Oahu.
I'm the minister of taxation.
Thank god almighty I'm freed.
Amoebas don't make good pets.
Never ever deep fry your PDA.
Afterburners on my old Civic.
Soup salad cheeses meat nuts.
Framed for murder not guilty.
It's time to make the donuts.
Absolutely positively surely.
Prometheus unbound and drunk.
That woman is simply too hot.
Seven words you cannot speak.
Yanks hire ex-Expo Tony Peña.
Don't whiz on electric fence.
Plodding dirges of sexuality.
Wacky teenagers on the loose.
Eventually we'll age and die.
April eleven nineteen twelve.
Young restless and murderous.
Put this in that guy's inbox.
You'd better shape up John T.
You came on the Sloop John B.
Mr. Public or call me John Q.
Freeze and drop the burritos.
Rapture came but I wasn't in.
Can the sweet talk you moron.
Hardcore porn in high school.
My torrid affair with Mrs. X.
Oprah what a ridiculous name.
This is a job for Scott Baio.
This is dedicated to Presley.
And so another day is wasted.
A ghost is using this toilet.
Fear me and love me I am God.
That sure was a lot of urine.
Take out the papers and cans.
Luke I am your father's boss.
Help me learn to speak Greek.
Miscellaneous people bore me.
He got busted for child porn.
Prime the pump the sump pump.
Entomb that dude in concrete.
Restore a semblance of order.
Order in the court of squash.
Squash that bass guitar down.
Down below decks it's greasy.
Greasy spoon diner good food.
Food is the food of the gods.
Gods and mortals in Valhalla.
Eddie Money meet Johnny Cash.
Spray concrete at that Swede.
You need expensive equipment.
I varnish my pants regularly.
No one understands me at all.
I'm sick and tired of people.
I'm smart everybody's stupid.
That's it I give up I'm done.
I'm going on a killing spree.
Vote Kelly he'll cap yo' ass.
My secret to life is no pork.
Pour myself a cup of whiskey.
From the banks of the Hudson.
Build a home entirely of tin.
Twelve cubic yards of cement.
I forgot to entomb a Wynegar.
Now we have a slab what next.
Good Lord that's a big truck.
Radiant heating in the floor.
Mind your business you hiney.
Let's go to Pete's Deli Jeff.
The few the proud the Padres.
Ultimately I'm just an idiot.
I regret to say that I stink.
I'll upload you to death pal.
I write the songs girls hate.
Do yourself a favor be quiet.
The worst of Three Dog Night.
Quit yelling at that fat guy.
From those glass-lined tanks.
The beer that made me famous.
What it means to be exciting.
This is the pinnacle of Etna.
Forget it you're too useless.
I'm the worst painter around.
A beautiful day in the 'hood.
My mother is addicted to gas.
You just killed Kenny Rogers.
President Carter on the horn.
Mescaline I'm hooked on that.
Don't worry it's not a snake.
Play with me play with water.
The Swedish word for jackass.
None of my friends are alive.
You breathe dihydrogen oxide.
Make up a story about liquid.
Philosophical defenestration.
Heterogeneous recapitulation.
Semiautomated informationals.
Ultrareactive interferometry.
Anterolateral demonstratives.
Extracellular daguerreotypes.
Nitroglycerin fertilizations.
Into the depths of the ocean.
I love it when my cat speaks.
Move over let Jimi take over.
Sick to your stomach too bad.
Calculate your mass in grams.
Always remember your surname.
When in doubt simply pay Jim.
Kelly Basile Rail oops Hindu.
We're playing Chinese soccer.
Sometimes I forget to get up.
He's so rich it's ridiculous.
Great work it is Miller time.
Shape up ship out or go away.
Overdub a lengthy phone solo.
Socrates Plato Aristotle Bob.
The late great Elvis Presley.
There goes a blue helicopter.
Daddy Warbucks gimme a fiver.
We have a computer bacterium.
Wander aimlessly around Asia.
The fall of the Roman umpire.
Endow me with newfound glory.
Don't intrude on nude people.
I bought a timeshare in Peru.
That cheery old chimneysweep.
Clean the flue burn the wood.
Install an unnecessary thing.
Some women are made of steel.
Undertakers love necrophilia.
Some people have no left arm.
Don't mince words you despot.
Bury your underwear in a pit.
God told Noah to make an ark.
It's too flimsy for a church.
I'm a libertarian or I'm not.
Monet Manet same kind of art.
Fork over all your money pal.
Archie Bunker king of Queens.
I live in an era of free pie.
From A to Z or Ash to Zenhom.
Yodel in the canyon of death.
Provide sexual favors to Roy.
Nice to meet you now go away.
I'm a paralegal to the stars.
Clearly I need psychotherapy.
I'll play Forty-One Surround.
Jam a pencil into Mike's eye.
Buy a house sell a house hey.
Subtly imply that I'm better.
Dr. Freud cured me of cancer.
April first nineteen seventy.
We're on the road to decline.
Hottest spot north of Havana.
How to say anus in Norwegian.
Major Charles Winchester III.
Let's smoke artificial grass.
I have a problem with you Ed.
Bumbry singles to left field.
Make mine a gasoline martini.
Take off your shoes and stay.
I wonder if I'm finally done.
Let's go into the studio now.
X-rated corporate communiqué.
Young innocent and very dumb.
We are so sorry Uncle Albert.
Buy a huge pile of fire wood.
We are still in kindergarten.
Germans have no word for egg.
Yes they do I think it is Ei.
Open the door let in a whore.
It's widely known I'm a jerk.
If only this were a free pie.
Use a key to open the castle.
I like butterscotch schnapps.
Matters of life and/or death.
Haste makes waste just relax.
Lifestyles of rich and famed.
That was Ralph Ellison's hat.
Describe yourself with words.
Free all political prisoners.
A rare lapse into sinfulness.
Col. Potter's goblet of fire.
I'll use a Peter Tork wrench.
The governor is a lying liar.
Free hats get your free hats.
Read the Bible it's exciting.
I'm a television personality.
Whipped cream on my computer.
I hope the paint job is okay.
A snowball's chance in Hades.
Fill out Bob's questionnaire.
Microscopic life forms found.
A Belgian beer for breakfast.
Tune in turn on drop out die.
From me to you to her to him.
Drive safely or you'll crash.
Turkey sandwich and hot soup.
We might need some new tiles.
Plans and dreams and schemes.
It's his coming-of-age novel.
Magic boy oh for Pete's sake.
Quake kills dozens in Israel.
Illegal Atari gambling rings.
Joy is a function of finance.
A chemical imperative to eat.
Force those men to buy shoes.
Ex-child star kills two self.
Reap the rewards of your sin.
Dig it I am the Lord thy God.
Home is where the furnace is.
Dammit I got traded to Tampa.
Normality is tough to define.
I put two lumps in my coffee.
You can't sell ice to Aleuts.
Inner peace through football.
Preheat oven to four hundred.
Mix flour cornmeal and sugar.
Add baking powder maybe salt.
Mix an egg with milk and oil.
Then combine the dry and wet.
Make sure the batter's lumpy.
Slightly grease a muffin pan.
Fill batter into muffin cups.
Twenty minutes or until gold.
Enjoy your nice corn muffins.
My poor ass is deteriorating.
Playing Nintendo for leisure.
The dentist pulled my molars.
Ghana land of many Ghanaians.
Zones of indefinable despair.
This is a best-selling novel.
Wake up shoes on off to work.
I'm desperate for a new mind.
Vote for the worst candidate.
Father Francis X. O'Hanrahan.
I'm actually not a rock star.
Brooklyn-bound A stand clear.
I raise alpacas and kill 'em.
Do-se-do your partner slowly.
Known to rock the microscope.
A four-letter word for money.
You don't know how to be fun.
"Family Ties" coming up next.
Into the black hole with you.
No dammit I'm not your buddy.
Absolutely positively no way.
Penguin Riddler Joker Batman.
Fried eels that's disgusting.
Onward upward forward toward.
It ain't over till it's over.
Representin' da five-one-six.
Have more vodka on the house.
Open fire on those mafia men.
In the land of imaginational.
Define yourself as a Marxist.
It's likely I'll die in Ohio.
Mrs. Desch just a figurehead.
Evil lies in all men's minds.
Most people don't play drums.
Irrigate my colon with Pabst.
The inventor of the blue pen.
Forty days and eighty nights.
The sounds and smells of Ted.
Ghosts are my main customers.
Overeating is my best talent.
Sectional sofas are so heavy.
It's possible to go to Pluto.
If it were up to me I'd play.
Brains function quite poorly.
We use adverbs for that Jack.
Money problems call Mehrotra.
Need help online call Levine.
Language troubles call Kelly.
Need free tickets call Baker.
And the way you smell tonite.
Disco songs of the seventies.
Fill him in on what happened.
Laverne and Shirley were gay.
Twenty-five years of no John.
Give my regards to Broad Way.
I don't get that Hobbit deal.
Vice President Ken P. Smolka.
Huff puff blow my house down.
You're a world-famous dancer.
See if you can gun down Yoko.
I bring you gnus from Africa.
Make like a banana and split.
Just deep fry all foodstuffs.
You could call me DJ EZ Rock.
Halloween V: More Evil Stuff.
I'm not as nice as you think.
Help me Rhonda I'm an addict.
Got the skills pay the bills.
Watch out boys she's a bitch.
Ugly dogs ugly cats ugly men.
Lebanon bologna on rye yummy.
Instigate a fight each month.
Merry Christmas you assholes.
The Rams versus the Seahawks.
I see your point now shut up.
Fill out the form in red ink.
Postterm abortion is illegal.
Wipe that grin off your face.
Some type of fish for dinner.
We're rambling with Gambling.
Elvis has left this building.
I ran over Ben Affleck today.
Trade baseball cards with me.
Explicit installation manual.
How to take off a girl's bra.
Save a piece of cake for Jim.
Happy fortieth birthday Lois.
We hope Mom makes pignolatta.
Feel free to state your case.
Eat your heart out Jim Kelly.
Make mine a whiskey and soda.
Parsley sage rosemary and me.
I've got very large arteries.
Derive satisfaction from sex.
Plug in turn on then shut up.
A brand-new top-level domain.
Have mercy on me I'm a moron.
An Irish airman sees trouble.
Good things come in big cans.
I am pimping my swamp cooler.
Sell all my shares in Google.
En route to Farmingdale soon.
The hotels on Marven Gardens.
Here's the story of Lou Reed.
All of them had hair of gold.
My wife my life and my knife.
A very Ed Esposito Christmas.
A Soviet guy wants to defect.
Maybe I've been reincarnated.
And one thing led to another.
But Your Honor I was on coke.
Speed up time get old faster.
File this under Mike Farrell.
Sometimes it's hard to vomit.
Running at fifty percent Who.
Gas up the Olds let's travel.
My childhood imaginary enemy.
I'm pledging alpha omega psi.
All right blow that trombone.
I'm a little bit alt-country.
Go to hell you evil Satanist.
Wandering souls of pure evil.
The days of whine and roasts.
Marty and Doc in fifty-seven.
Good God that woman is naked.
Baker man of mystery no hair.
Firmer thighs in ten minutes.
Something in here smells bad.
I'm going to die on Thursday.
Those commie transit workers.
Disembowel anyone named Fred.
Spray compressed air into it.
What a great time for a taco.
I own every last bit of cake.
Your secret is safe with Sid.
Nothing bad can come of this.
Drive me crazy drive me home.
Everyone loves Lionel Richie.
Elvis is skinny Elvis is fat.
Strawberry fields for awhile.
Something's wrong with my id.
Old soldiers never fade away.
The man who invented cocaine.
Ghostbusters III: No Aykroyd.
From the glass-lined toilets.
Microphones and guitar stuff.
Plug directly into the board.
Whatever you want it's yours.
Immerse the CEO in warm milk.
Just let me check on the PDA.
Place a long-distance e-mail.
Fax a bomb threat to Lee May.
Call the party line get laid.
Return to sender no such ZIP.
Microgravity causes sickness.
It's actually just colon gas.
Hook me up with a prostitute.
The rare and radiant maidens.
Man marries self in ceremony.
I can see through your story.
Please caulk your mouth shut.
Madonna mia what great pasta.
Unicorn uniform unisex union.
Open your heart to more love.
If he's not gay he's useless.
One two three now let's rock.
Up to no good in the dungeon.
I wonder if my wife is drunk.
Five is the loneliest number.
The limit of x as it nears y.
Secretly poison your enemies.
Blast off on a space mission.
My deep-seated need for lard.
Hey man shut up hey man dude.
Uncover a plot to kill Steve.
A new way to do lung surgery.
Miles Standish was too short.
Descend to the ocean's floor.
All sorts of pointless stuff.
It's finally my turn to poop.
Women are absolutely bonkers.
Walk the plank you mutineers.
I'm a newer version of Jesus.
Nothing to do nowhere to fly.
Repatriate all exiled queens.
My English is extremely poor.
Protect yourself from vermin.
Once you are dead I'll relax.
My poor old heart is failing.
Everything I've said is true.
That's it the last straw man.
I'm not waiting on a plumber.
Gratuitous nudity pleases me.
Round up the girls for Elvis.
Well I'll be a son of a clod.
My philosophy is very simple.
Do unto others with a weapon.
Fry up the pork then bake it.
Mostly I'm just a fat dipwad.
The most beautiful lady ever.
Preparing to meet your maker.
Now fold in a quart of cream.
Desperados flailing insanely.
Exit stage left then go home.
Baked pork chops of my youth.
Instant mashed potatoes suck.
Wherever you go I will trail.
How to make pie in two steps.
Rocky X: The Return of Mr. T.
He who is without sinfulness.
I'm suffering from anhedonia.
What time is it eight-thirty.
I'm headed for the last bout.
God has imbued me with power.
I'd like a fresh pot of beer.
The drunken ramblings of Meg.
Nearly everyone is Bulgarian.
Upload yourself you fat jerk.
Leap from the roof you idiot.
How many roads must I travel.
Frisky was an Italian canine.
My wife's a pro bowling star.
Zoloft days and Paxil nights.
Mark my words that guy's gay.
It's not as if you own Idaho.
My mortuary is your mortuary.
Find out who's stealing eggs.
Donate time and money to God.
I know how black holes do it.
Implode if you want it's fun.
Don't masturbate it is a sin.
Let me see if I can avoid it.
Design a user-friendly lance.
I collect stupid memorabilia.
This is not unconstitutional.
The greatest hits of The The.
Simmer your chicken in Lysol.
That woman still seems loony.
We could probably learn Erse.
Eskimos have no need for ice.
That woman is getting chubby.
Give birth to a new religion.
If Elvis were here he'd sing.
Hot Dog warned against mines.
Everybody move your body now.
This is a mission of revenge.
My life among the Norwegians.
Never ever point a gun at me.
Seamus O'Hanrahan's Wax Band.
Something's wrong with Nuzzi.
Please Mr. D'Agostino pay me.
Ed's last will and testament.
I know exactly how you think.
Girls gone wild boar hunting.
Monstrosities of pure hatred.
Bob's telephone is possessed.
Why you son of a female mutt.
It's the end of my first day.
How kind of you I love tacos.
Fomenting insurrection again.
Convert to Judaism for kicks.
The lesser of two evil evils.
My windshield is made of hay.
Joe Tarulli man of few words.
Her vocal range is unlimited.
I was born a tar miner's son.
Operation Get Me a Free Beer.
My C++ Levine::Kill() method.
Downloading free heavy metal.
Open your mouth for some oil.
Frisk all suspects regularly.
Miners alive miners deceased.
These sentences tell stories.
My poor decrepit old stomach.
I'm the whitest guy in Kenya.
Wipe yourself off with cloth.
Mincemeat pie get me one now.
Only the lonely know my pain.
I am sick of Anderson Cooper.
Provide your serfs with food.
WIMPs or MACHOs or maybe tin.
I'm a Tunnel Runner champion.
A penny saved a penny earned.
What fabulous mac and cheese.
Why I ought to fustigate you.
Neil's new album is so marvy.
The lady who invented bleach.
Boy I hate that f***ing jerk.
Self-loathing monks of Burma.
Ride the lightning it's free.
Take the A or the C or the E.
Mister missus miss sir madam.
Only one more century for me.
I'd like it better with salt.
Entombing you in the dungeon.
I'm Crockett and he is Tubbs.
The only time I ever ate wax.
Dreaming of the good old day.
Get me a sandwich and a beer.
A ham sandwich hold the mayo.
No not a Bud I want a Miller.
The horrid smell of dead men.
Ask me about my life of evil.
Here you go a cocktail on me.
Oh good fortune's on my side.
Help I'm drowning in red ink.
Put it in the food processor.
Yummy yummy yummy I got soda.
Expel excess waste materials.
Angelic voices of divine joy.
The national anthem of India.
Bury me in a cheap pine suit.
Pump yourself full of heroin.
Dying is the best way to die.
I like Dutch lesbian fiction.
My my my my my my my Sharona.
McCartney and Starr in brawl.
Muhammad Ali has no cookware.
Great Kermit-on-Piggy action.
I'll have the digital turkey.
No I don't like piña coladas.
Dead Levine is a good Levine.
I reduced life to a metaphor.
Sadder than a clown's nausea.
I'm really quite a great guy.
This is just a genetic quirk.
There's no reason to fear me.
Ex-Spice Girl now prostitute.
Overdub cheese onto my tacos.
No semblance of order at all.
We're veering toward anarchy.
Jets ten Colts absolute zero.
Stop in the name of Bill Lee.
Don't patronize me you moron.
It's raining or it's pouring.
Finally a man with no qualms.
I have a one-thirty with Ted.
The universe is just a dream.
The philosophy of my pet cat.
The Eighteen Twelve Overture.
Make it stop please it hurts.
I hope my appendix is intact.
None for me thanks I'm a god.
Yo mama's so fat she's heavy.
I'm the youngest of one kids.
Baked pork is much healthier.
Open the door to a new style.
Child porn found in his desk.
Something's wrong with Susan.
Oklahoma where the men vomit.
This is John Lennon's guitar.
Motor oil is too high in fat.
Don't think about your death.
Up we go up to another level.
Never tape your eyelids shut.
This is my surgeon Dr. Nuzzi.
It's an open-and-shut window.
From the vineyards of Israel.
Most people have heard of me.
Nearer my God to thee to you.
Divest yourself of ten bucks.
Let's all pray for Aunt Rose.
I'm not really a morning guy.
Next up on WDRE Depeche Mode.
I came I saw I ate I got fat.
Few are they who really know.
I run like greased lightning.
Wipe your nose stand upright.
You'd probably like van Gogh.
Shorn of my lengthening hair.
Step A: screw this onto that.
How to win friends and money.
Man fakes memoir gets famous.
I'm so happy I could explode.
For sale one brand-new phone.
The rain in Spain falls down.
Truly Tasteless Jokes Vol. X.
Meet Bob my partner in crime.
Left wing right wing defense.
Keep those men out of my car.
Buy one warhead get one free.
The League of Women Toasters.
Buy Jim a compound miter saw.
I may have to head back home.
That's one surefooted donkey.
At the tone the time is noon.
Made possible by Joseph Papa.
Lemon sole and onion risotto.
We drink no wine before nine.
And in the end we'll all die.
No business like my business.
Resurgence of the Whig Party.
Lincoln: tall dark and queer.
Most of the time he's asleep.
This slug can see the future.
Steal every sign on the wall.
Chauvin steals Levine's yule.
I'm not even Muslim you dick.
It was not the best of times.
Call me Ishmael it's my name.
I'm neither young nor trendy.
Mercy sakes alive the convoy.
See the Great Barrier Reefer.
I can't take this phone call.
The British call this a kerb.
Mork and Mindy and you and I.
Ex-TV star now insurance rep.
I invented what you call sex.
Tennis makes no sense at all.
Golf is a game of many yards.
Baseball requires some balls.
Basketball I'm way too short.
Hockey amuses many Canadians.
Football you'll break an arm.
Boxing is a game not a sport.
Polo kings don't really play.
Soccer most pointless of all.
Diving I won't even go there.
Crew I knew a guy who did it.
Mostly I eat rotten potatoes.
A formula for reversing time.
Sunny day sweeps away clouds.
The wild nights of Mrs. Love.
Don't electrocute me or else.
How to build a brand new man.
Fourteen lines of bad poetry.
Endless days painless nights.
Burn your tongue out rapidly.
It's his final resting place.
My editorial in the magazine.
O'Reilly is Franken is Jesus.
Televised executions are fun.
Don't operate heavy machines.
I won't urinate unless I can.
Hey honey grab me a cold one.
Watch out for a cheese storm.
I can't escape from Alcatraz.
Blow jobs get your blow jobs.
Make no mistake I'm a commie.
These humans make great pets.
Viva Las Vegas viva Scranton.
Newtonian physics is complex.
I wish they all could be wax.
We just went forward in time.
Flop out in total exhaustion.
Sing me a song of five pence.
Mister you've got no stomach.
Underwear is never necessary.
Photograph of second graders.
My last word will be sausage.
That coffee was just too hot.
The Boss and his first album.
Arielle Waldman d/b/a Miller.
I was a most peculiar fellow.
Nebraska place of Nebraskans.
Maybe I'll get myself a beer.
I am a lineman for the Bills.
Staple your eyelids shut now.
Norwegians to the left of me.
Romanians to the right of me.
Stuck in the middle with you.
Winding my way down Baker St.
I'm the fattest man on Venus.
Place yourself in Al's shoes.
Look at it this way it's gay.
I'm not dead I'm just asleep.
She lived happily ever after.
The stinging of a dozen bees.
I learned how to drive a car.
No way I'm Hall you're Oates.
Fun with sodium and chloride.
Mmm automatic shepherd's pie.
I am the measure of all else.
Go to hell you hellbound guy.
See me after class Mr. Kelly.
Come to your senses hurry up.
At this altitude I'm useless.
Get me a McGrease and a Coke.
The Druids of East Orange NJ.
She works hard for the money.
That welder sure was dancing.
Ford Lincoln Mercury dealers.
You're a fictional character.
Unimportant and feeling blue.
I'd run the ol' flea flicker.
Come up to my place for beer.
http://www.hotteenaction.com.
Linguini à la Rich Lacagnina.
Cram a bunch of wax into him.
I refuse to eat raw caulking.
Assholes you're all assholes.
This or that or pants or hat.
Tranquility Base this is Stu.
A rare form of person cancer.
I think this is the Iron Age.
Werewolves of London England.
Ham on rye hold the rubidium.
As soon as I'm done vomiting.
Where the waters flow freely.
Conference me in with drones.
The end of the world is nigh.
What child is this it's mine.
Fortune rises and then falls.
O Lord protect don't kill us.
I'm an aide-de-camp to Nixon.
Tiger misses putt loses hole.
Blah blah blah we don't care.
I'm Run this is DMC he's Jay.
So what so you're famous wow.
Show me how to build a liver.
It's not polenta it's radium.
Yeah yeah yeah I know I know.
Sure thing I can chop you up.
You picked a fine time Kenny.
Islands in the stream of tar.
Haunted ladies of pure agony.
She can't take much more Jim.
Hi I'm Ted and I'm a Klingon.
Up yours you waste of oxygen.
This is the end Jim Morrison.
Elvis nineteen seventy-seven.
Hendrix backed up L. Richard.
Three scoops of Jerry Garcia.
Joplin's legacy of screaming.
Kurt "Mr. Low Prices" Cobain.
Inculcate your children well.
Grant me an audience with Al.
Hell no we won't go to Kenya.
Hockey players all around me.
A five-point-two-five floppy.
Man invents new kind of porn.
Acquitted of killing anybody.
Take the L.I.E. to Riverhead.
Lead us not into Temptations.
Ain't too proud to eat chili.
Few know the secrets of ABBA.
Well I'll be a monkey's aunt.
Direct lineage from King Tut.
Our people come from Palermo.
Move over I need to pass out.
A Georgia Satellites concert.
Do not remove that guy's eye.
Check out those rockin' guys.
What a nerdy man you are Sid.
Oh my God here comes Lucifer.
Ask me about my fabulous hat.
A marvelous night for a kill.
I drank way too much whiskey.
Pay the toll cross the river.
My hair used to be very long.
Brian Pearlman to the rescue.
Here and there and somewhere.
Do the I-have-no-pants dance.
Assemble a workbench of wood.
For God's sake stop vomiting.
Delayed and stuck in Atlanta.
McDonnell-Douglas jet planes.
At last I'm back in my house.
Offer yourself for sacrifice.
I leap up and start gyrating.
A buyer's market for pagodas.
My ziggurat is a fixer-upper.
Give me eleven thousand cars.
Wanted dead or alive or dead.
Mister DJ play some platters.
Grease is the word you heard.
Anything goes here in Mexico.
Wild nights and tedious days.
Downtown things aren't great.
The right to remain silenced.
Some two-five-fiver murdered.
Body found in dry crawlspace.
Friends and family overjoyed.
Kelly feted in L.I. ceremony.
Pointillism now that was fun.
Print out your newest poetry.
Naked photos of noted celebs.
In heaven hangin' with Jesus.
A taco my kingdom for a taco.
A horse is a horse of course.
Maybe I'll purchase a Leslie.
However you did it it's good.
Amazing it is simply amazing.
I wonder what became of Jess.
Fortunately I'm not yet dead.
Fax it to the human beat box.
Sunday Monday pointless days.
My toilet can see the future.
I'm pickin' up good vibratos.
Most humans have ninety hats.
Ed's requiem in A-flat minor.
Immerse yourself in hot salt.
Purchase a dark leather sofa.
That man just stole my brain.
Private X reporting for duty.
Mister that's just not an ox.
Something happened to my leg.
Yell all you like I care not.
Use a carrot and use a stick.
I'm da illest MC in da Bronx.
The Lord helps those who pay.
Light me on fire then depart.
I loved you then I smote you.
Place my face in outer space.
Here comes that new vocalist.
Don't defecate on your stoop.
I was a teenage disco singer.
The ghost of my old attorney.
Inner ear infection fells Bo.
Hey check out that one's ass.
Those yellow-bellied cowards.
Remix all songs less clearly.
Just vamp in D-sharp for now.
Don't collide with any Yugos.
Why you lousy stinking jerks.
He's a sensitive poetic type.
Your second novel sure sucks.
They called it Lonesome Town.
The glory and the power amen.
If you think I'm sexy pay me.
Into the great unknown again.
Bone up on ancient philately.
This Roman mosaic is helpful.
That's the sound of an idiot.
Auf der gelber Stein Strasse.
Make with the free enchilada.
Put me in coach at shortstop.
Hey look here comes Mr. Bill.
Get the hell off my left leg.
I'm an expensive French wino.
What you do is your business.
I medaled in Nordic combined.
The always strong Swiss team.
An insurgency of boorish men.
Roasted turkey with rock oil.
I'm on my last legs and arms.
I defeated you at Gettysburg.
March ninth nineteen seventy.
Why you're not a hero at all.
Then add one pound of cotton.
If possible please drop dead.
We know all about it already.
This may be Toto's best song.
Fire in the hole in the hole.
How do I love thee drunkenly.
Oh dammit the flue is closed.
This salami tastes a bit odd.
Boy Achilles sure was insane.
Just don't bother me anymore.
Kentucky woman Kentucky rain.
On the Kentucky freedom ride.
I'd hire a maniacal gangster.
Lord help me here comes Jeff.
Great yeah wow sure whatever.
C to A minor to F to G and C.
Ah the ol' one six four five.
Matter and antimatter kaboom.
I'm on the U.S.S. Enterprise.
From the class of ninety-one.
Don't be surprised if I puke.
I've fallen ill and will die.
Fifty sonnets of Shakespeare.
Oops this isn't a real woman.
Tiny viruses invade my lungs.
Oh boy another Levine woohoo.
This one will buy me a mixer.
Wash that doody off your hat.
NyQuil DayQuil both are good.
I taught my nephew about oil.
Something's wrong with Asner.
Nobody knows what curling is.
Formulaic poetry is too dull.
Burn your songs to a free CD.
Stop that just stop that now.
Shovel lettuce into the pope.
From now on I'm a lapsed Jew.
Sure sure take your time pal.
Eleven across: Rap's Dr. ___.
Breaking new ground it's Jim.
For now let's just stay here.
I coughed up my own alveolus.
Something stupid is going on.
My blow-up doll hung herself.
This porn is by far the best.
Green chile chicken pie meal.
Never sell your soul to Earl.
The reddest neck of them all.
I'm going to kill James Dean.
Gentlemen meet Dr. Ben Dover.
I'm one of those NASCAR dads.
I'm one of those soccer moms.
The novels of Phil McCracken.
Inverted horseshoe good luck.
Faulty O-ring causes trouble.
Just don't tell them I'm gay.
We are keeping a huge secret.
Launch all ICBMs immediately.
When we drove old Dixie down.
I'm in a meeting until three.
Mister you're not even close.
This is the heart of Croatia.
Up to no good out in the box.
Men's Nordic combined events.
Romeo grabbed Juliet's tatas.
Two houses both alike in fun.
I'm there yeah I am so there.
That surfer dude sure is old.
You can't please anyone ever.
Speak the truth and be hated.
Clean up this disgusting rug.
Horns strings winds machines.
My secret life as a gay hero.
Only you would think of that.
Hey man that'd be a real GAS.
It's like this: I hate Phish.
Hey stop spamming me already.
Something went awfully wrong.
This robot says it's my wife.
Come on those cannot be real.
Easy Reader that is my nomen.
Many many many many many few.
Holy crap Batman that smells.
I renounce all lesbian chefs.
Never ever drink molten rock.
Looks like another free bean.
My head hurts get me aspirin.
This is the life we selected.
Calculate golfers' cash flow.
Filet of ChapStick with rice.
The father of modern TV sets.
The son of a bitch was drunk.
The holy ghost with the most.
It would be nice to be older.
I'm worried Susan's a zombie.
A nice fillet of rubber sole.
Most Armenians have no belts.
Bleeding all over the carpet.
Stoke the coals on the rolls.
Rush: the only Canadian trio.
Vague indistinct and cryptic.
My illicit affair with paste.
The top ten hats of all time.
From now on I do the talking.
As a miner you're pretty bad.
Props to all the fine ladies.
How the coconut radio worked.
Oh yeah sure uh-huh whatever.
A free case of eighty-sevens.
One minus zero equals thirty.
I'm Janet Jackson's attorney.
Human footprints in the snow.
Don't bother it's not a girl.
My soul knows no form of joy.
Why not you only live thrice.
Form an opinion about Kansas.
Deadly tree limbs so massive.
Use your chainsaw cautiously.
Maybe you need one more rope.
Disconnected from PNM's grid.
Now we can burn all the wood.
Cured I'm cured now I'm well.
Remember me when you want to.
My poor corpse smells so bad.
Victory is mine loss is hers.
Hey that's not my child porn.
I was dating a West End girl.
We have not yet begun to rot.
The head honcho of Lithuania.
Rename this place New Mexico.
Yuck that is just disgusting.
The sweet music of chainsaws.
Nineteen hundred ones poorer.
My frosty cold Czech pilsner.
To love to honor and to obey.
A mysterious dark Ford truck.
This time use less hot water.
Koreans feign clone research.
There goes Santa's last deer.
Fill me full of old nicotine.
Mountains that resemble cans.
In twenty years I'll be gone.
Make up your mind me or Chad.
Man inexplicably Icelandizes.
I'm Batman this is the Joker.
Home alone playing badminton.
A swarm of Africanized geese.
Stop go stop go stop go stop.
Hi it's me yes Lionel Richie.
Hold your nose this is feces.
One potato two potato no egg.
My years as Peru's president.
Chapter Seventeen: Joe Nuzzi.
I proved that three is prime.
Glassy-eyed and full of weed.
In a big country like Canada.
If it isn't our arch nemesis.
Look at that guy's ugly face.
I installed a new sound card.
The boss man should come too.
For ABC News I'm Bill Beutel.
Somehow I'm an NCAA hoopster.
We bring you no good tidings.
Grin like you really mean it.
Dunk your head in this gravy.
William "No Ass" Shakespeare.
I'm a registered Republicans.
That's a long-lost tradition.
I've hated you since Tuesday.
I'm out seven hundred moneys.
In spite of that I love milk.
Virulent flu wipes out Idaho.
Oh boy all right woohoo yeah.
He's the one they call Dr. X.
I know this much is a truism.
Instant karma's gonna get me.
God only knows what I'd poop.
Why you half-witted crumbums.
I'll see you in hell Riddler.
Sure that is my final answer.
I'm the guy who shot Kennedy.
Waiting for the cancellation.
Just dial M for manslaughter.
Keep your cool in the school.
You may fire when ready Dirk.
Holy cow that's a weird song.
Espinoza to Sax to Mattingly.
This mixing board is haunted.
Clearly you don't know Mr. Z.
What a load of bovine egesta.
Clam up here come some G-men.
I am alone in a big universe.
Horn in on other guys' deals.
Coat the fish in axle grease.
I'm the famous fifth dentist.
I now weigh thirty-four tons.
We all hope you die soon Joe.
Babe Ruth Hank Aaron and Bip.
Life: one poop after another.
Only the Swiss know of cocoa.
I almost behaved very poorly.
That's my kind of naked lady.
Man I'd love some grapefruit.
Home home on the rifle range.
Ugly can't begin to describe.
Frank "Ol' Red Eyes" Sinatra.
Last but not least Lou Rawls.
The attic is extremely dusty.
Poison yourself on cellulose.
Call the ear-nose-throat guy.
If (and only if) you want to.
Say a message after the beep.
Quell all rebellious thought.
Master the art of Zen baking.
I think the yogurt is rotten.
Wednesday morning eleven a.m.
People are strange except me.
Steve Sax this Bud's for you.
I love it when you make cake.
Two to one I broke the thing.
Never pour wax into your eye.
Hey wow that's Jack Nicklaus.
Construct a garage of timber.
I can't use the circular saw.
My associate in Reno says no.
I am very socially maladroit.
This policeman's face smells.
Gravity doesn't discriminate.
Oh my God that's Ben Affleck.
Silent film star Meyer Linze.
Hold your head high you jerk.
Bess you is my woman love me.
The stomach of Georges Bizet.
Known to his friends as Bozo.
It's Circus of the Stars III.
One tablespoon of kosher oil.
Help I'm drowning in vinegar.
Welcome to two thousand nine.
Man I could sure use a vodka.
Break it down into its atoms.
Throw yourself into the fire.
My home has tripled in value.
Only five men alive know how.
Operate the power saw safely.
She's my kind of woman woman.
Destitute lonely and too old.
What a fat fat fat fat rabbi.
But I really like you Krista.
I fail to see the point Jack.
Those war protesters are fun.
Now add one cup of wood glue.
I gotta bone up on osteology.
Three months with no e-mails.
Courtesy of the Hate Company.
Voted most likely to go nuts.
Never ever never ever no way.
Blooper to left Yount scores.
The largest cat in the world.
What a crappy house this was.
Yeah gimme a Big Mac no mayo.
Superman to the rescue again.
Long cool woman in a red tux.
Storing water in the dungeon.
Lost: one very very ugly dog.
Happiness is being very rich.
Until the twelfth of October.
Handball wall eleven o'clock.
Make up your mind already Ed.
I'm not the man you presumed.
Come let's mix with Chex Mix.
Fortune and fame and poverty.
My blind date with Susan Dey.
Let's go pillage Roman ruins.
Blenders and food processors.
That's not a cat it's a seal.
On the last day of Christmas.
Hand-woven carpets of Arabia.
This kind of tea is terrible.
He's so fine do-lang-do-lang.
Dick Van Dyke Van Dyke Parks.
Apply oil paint to my canvas.
Make a left at the stoplight.
Hold on we're going to dance.
I'm Hannibal and this is B.A.
Call me Face this is Murdoch.
The IPO of Spacely Sprockets.
Wash that oil out of my hair.
A quart of balsamic Kool-Aid.
Most of my pants are rotting.
Here comes the plumber's car.
We have to murder Hyman Roth.
Circumnavigate this you dick.
My RAM is quite insufficient.
Hush little baby now shut up.
I'll buy you ninety burritos.
Whistle while you murder him.
Don't return McGlynn's calls.
I've got a one o'clock fight.
Put a dime on Svaden to show.
My secret plan to be too fat.
I'm still not losing my hair.
Eternity is not all that bad.
See you later you alligators.
Noted Norwegian singers A-Ha.
Girls just wanna have babies.
Mic this lawnmower carefully.
I often pretend I'm a doctor.
When Hulkamania comes for me.
I doubt Mr. T can beat Rocky.
The space shuttle Challenger.
Look to the skies for augurs.
He made off with my only hat.
I think I'll covet that wife.
I wanna rock with Dee Snider.
No way I am not a capitalist.
Take the A to the D to the N.
I'm banished to the blacktop.
Get up and wipe yourself off.
I'm gettin' bugged Mike Love.
Cold turkey sandwich no mayo.
You other brothers can't fly.
What happens here stays here.
Assorted clichés and sayings.
Sop up the gravy with towels.
These people have no pencils.
Three parts gin one part tin.
Your ovaries are resplendent.
Look I'm tired of talking OK.
Move over I need to collapse.
Shove it into your ear buddy.
I'm high on life or on crack.
Yours truly Mr. Jesus Christ.
It's another day in paradise.
This is some kind of biology.
Carrot cake really isn't bad.
My pregnancy continues apace.
Whine all you want you loser.
What the boss says I must do.
Holy God that's a lot of sod.
Round up all the stray cells.
Long-lost sagas of pure evil.
Install the new light switch.
I saw the ghost of Aunt Rose.
Do not worry do not be happy.
Why you drunken cow wrangler.
Wait a minute that's my Jeep.
Here's the deal: you shut up.
Even Ratt hated Ratt's songs.
My pronouncements are gospel.
Pay me and I'll kill the guy.
I'd use an ABAB rhyme scheme.
Of course it's Stan you jerk.
I wonder who wrote that book.
In the days before computers.
Daddy took the Plymouth away.
The exotic fauna of the Nile.
Your call might be monitored.
Hijinks and wacky tomfoolery.
The day I hired Ben Kingsley.
One plain radiograph no mayo.
Zeus would've never said yes.
To err is human and annoying.
A misery known only to Nuzzi.
Mercury Venus Earth and Mars.
Jupiter Saturn Neptune Pluto.
Uranus vanishes from the sky.
I love it when you talk dirt.
A kind of existential crisis.
You wouldn't want me to yell.
How to drill through stuccos.
Whatever you say you da boss.
Change the oil not much toil.
Alone with my prurient brain.
Shalom and peace be with you.
Foundation repair made tough.
I'm reporting from Venezuela.
It's hip to be a square root.
Now just insert the potatoes.
I fear for my life on Monday.
Baker the landlord of Africa.
Boy this is a lot of methane.
Roasted garlic on our pizzas.
I play bass for a rock group.
If you pray God will tune in.
Now that is one happy dagger.
I really dislike your cravat.
Hold it a sec: that's a fish.
Next up a man who eats rocks.
Fine go ahead whatever buddy.
The Brits and their bad hats.
Glean all you can from books.
I'll hyperlink your ass Rick.
Show Troi your captain's log.
Life in a northern town hall.
Lawrence Welk's variety show.
Should old acquaintances die.
See you in hell or in Jersey.
This is between you and Pete.
All new fresh quite exciting.
Life is good life is no good.
All is well that smells well.
Maybe Uncle Jim has clothing.
Poor me I have no hemoglobin.
You can call me John Sanford.
Hope against hope this works.
I write bad adventure movies.
There's no point complaining.
The golden age of the format.
School's out for some months.
Only the lonely not the dead.
The mythology of ancient men.
Never put salt on your tacos.
In this corner another boxer.
And here's to you Mrs. Tomko.
The origins of life on Earth.
You want it you got it buddy.
Let's vacation in Guam again.
From these hills Juan Valdez.
Whoa man I gotta take a crap.
Something's amiss here Jason.
Green or red or live or dead.
I wonder what marjoram's for.
I'd like the pan-seared Coho.
Up the stairs to the bedroom.
Out in the hamlet of El Paso.
Stage "Coriolanus" next week.
You have the right to be gay.
Apply silicone to the cracks.
On the all-Jews booze cruise.
I'll haunt you and your home.
The first Iron Maiden record.
You're unfit to be a plumber.
Microwave on high one minute.
Wealth is wasted on the rich.
I am a new kind of socialite.
El fútbol es muy emocionante.
God is always cracking jokes.
Somehow he's a bit too Asian.
Bass: how low can Chuck D go.
Death row what a brotha know.
Hear that drummer get wicked.
The Flavor Flav of the month.
Up till now I've been asleep.
I've got a can't-do attitude.
You are easily the worst man.
Royals lose thirteenth match.
Help me I think I'm flailing.
Phew that was a tough puzzle.
The sound of L.A. glam metal.
Crimean War souvenir traders.
Cross your fingers and do it.
We know all about your penis.
Page Plant Bonham also Jones.
The war of eighteen thirteen.
Hold onto your hats it's Bob.
There I was in Guns N' Roses.
Shove that pipe into his eye.
Gimme ham on rye and a Pepsi.
The men at work are back now.
Mr. Mongol demands a tribute.
Ask not what I can do to you.
Let the word go forth loudly.
Her life as an FBI informant.
The guy who redefined turkey.
Stop in the name of Ed Lover.
Colons: okay; commas: no way.
Taking it to bold new realms.
Freeze this is a stickup pal.
Scientists find new elements.
A better way to make gravlax.
We thank God for Blair Baker.
I do really want to hurt you.
An end to all forms of peace.
Show me what you've got baby.
That is one fine-lookin' ass.
I'm on the verge of insanity.
Care enough to send the best.
My eight thousandth sentence.
I occupy a high moral ground.
My zebec can kill your zebec.
I want to put you in reverse.
Festering away getting angry.
Honestly Bob you're so queer.
I can smell things you can't.
Murder anyone who likes brie.
Most of your fans are idiots.
Spend more time with your ox.
Fucked up beyond all meaning.
God I'm so high man holy cow.
My eyes are just rotting out.
You can now call me Tiresias.
It was what you think it was.
Mold abatement Chapter Eight.
Force-feed Phil a Cobb salad.
Oh no HoJo whoa whoa go slow.
Queen's latest greatest song.
You need a newer control rod.
This time I won't murder you.
I grounded out to left field.
The upper west side of Orono.
General Douglas T. MacArthur.
Carve your name on your desk.
Eight o'clock and all's well.
Brass monkey that funky monk.
Hot Natalie-on-Tootie action.
Try as you might you'll fail.
I find nothing funny in this.
Don't ever ever drink butane.
In the town where I was born.
Lived a man who sails to sea.
And he hipped us to his life.
In the country of submarines.
This area is zoned for porno.
Don't cry over spilled urine.
Whirling spirits of pure joy.
I keep my women in the attic.
Shout at the devil he's deaf.
I like it when you murder me.
Immerse the chicken in vodka.
This lady OD'd on Five Alive.
Put the evil in deviled eggs.
The nineteen eighty-six Mets.
I'd take the Wantagh Parkway.
Bernie Goetz: man of mystery.
Pump this house full of neon.
I grounded my cable splitter.
Oh Jesus that guy's vomiting.
Don't do what Jesus would do.
We come in peace and a Chevy.
Oh who cares about your life.
Hand lotion: a thousand uses.
Wrap yourself up in tin foil.
Sloppy seconds sloppy thirds.
Moron controlling my destiny.
In the course of human stuff.
Rags Pags Bonesy Winny Skins.
Ouch stop performing surgery.
I'm the camel you're the eye.
On the redeye to Los Angeles.
What I figure is that I rule.
Pray to whatever god listens.
Spaghetti with balls of meat.
Tonight Larry chats with God.
Clean and sober since six AM.
Gloom and doom in Lou's room.
Please don't tell my apostle.
I'm a man of constant sorrow.
Sade was one smooth operator.
Coke Pepsi Dr Pepper RC Cola.
Wipe that smile off your ass.
Form a new opinion of Louise.
He's my favorite gay cellist.
My father's best-known novel.
Booze: good to the last drop.
Humdrum in the rum bum plumb.
Thrust and parry it's a duel.
Remembrance of things stupid.
Got married had kids got old.
Richard Dreyfuss on my radio.
Why you like me I don't know.
He's tall but he's not happy.
Every breath you take is air.
Chicken in wine and tarragon.
Some people have no left eye.
Blow off class and get baked.
My last words: get me a taco.
I think therefore I am alive.
No Eugene I haven't seen her.
Five-year mission to get fat.
Wow that's a hell of an afro.
I'm told cells are permeable.
This piss it's indefatigable.
That is a terrible bass solo.
Just run it through a phaser.
At my winery in south France.
Hey meathead you dumb Polack.
Doing the Ann Coulter things.
There goes my news van again.
I am living the life in pink.
What you said makes no sense.
Remix and remaster old songs.
Lithuania zero Paraguay zero.
Please let me see those cans.
An autopsy over my dead body.
Breaking some kind of record.
Jack and Jill went up a hill.
Chicken with tetraethyl lead.
My lost weekend in San Diego.
I'm being followed by a moon.
More tomatoes than I'd think.
Quiz Bowl champion Joe Nuzzi.
It is just too goddamned hot.
Sixteen dealer showing three.
Baby needs a new pair of ova.
The Mets can screw it all up.
Hey that looks like Al Unser.
June sixteenth nineteen four.
The list of approved devices.
We reached cruising altitude.
Understandably he's vomiting.
This'll cost you a cool thou.
My history of stalking Jesus.
I feel empowered and helpful.
Plump and stately Rob Basile.
Blood:human :: motor oil:car.
You focus on my shortcomings.
A song like none before sung.
Oh drat I forgot to get high.
Four on the floor of my Ford.
These kids don't respect you.
Doing twenty-five for murder.
Decline and ultimately death.
Few know the secrets of life.
War: list what it's good for.
I'd like RB and tommy on rye.
Vice President Dickie Cheney.
Fights never solved anything.
Back when Paul was sixty-two.
Soapbox derby won by old man.
That's the ugliest lady ever.
Global warming or Brangelina.
Hose down that naked starlet.
Gently fold in the motor oil.
My diplomatic acumen is huge.
That's not what I heard Jack.
Hey there's ol' Steve Reimer.
I'm twelve thousand days old.
Uncle Jim: man of many songs.
My father owes me a lollipop.
The university at Binghamton.
Paul Revere with the Raiders.
As you reap so shall you sow.
My brush with cardiac arrest.
Come on Eileen you old whore.
Back in nineteen sixty-eight.
I'll tell Mean Gene Okerlund.
Wait I thought you were dead.
Unwitting accomplice to porn.
I'm way too old to play golf.
Dr. Stephen "Smelly" Hawking.
Meanwhile back in the jungle.
Ex-ballplayer found interred.
Don't imply that you're holy.
After all that I'm still gay.
You know who's smart is Rick.
Smokin' in the public urinal.
Friends close enemies closer.
Roger that good buddy I copy.
Anyone anyone Bueller anyone.
Wow that was a windy evening.
CSI: Diggin' Up Some Corpses.
It's June twenty-third again.
Big Macs and fries sous vide.
I'm the pride of Paris Texas.
A fine coating of dusty grit.
Don't know shit from Shinola.
Soprano alto tenor bass sing.
Ol' Blood 'n' Guts Jim Kelly.
Radar get Tokyo on the phone.
Stephen King's magical tales.
I want to axe you a question.
Blonde bombshell weds singer.
You know four chords so play.
I unearthed some Aztec ruins.
Say Pete that's a fine viola.
Ex-president John F. Kennedy.
I know exactly what happened.
Dear Lord we pray for Levine.
An array of character arrays.
A huge tie-up on the Taconic.
A implies B implies C ergo D.
I store spackle in my locker.
How to rewire an entire room.
Subterranean Bob Dylan songs.
Blow him up with lots of TNT.
Speaking frankly I hate Dave.
A Champ with auto-door-close.
I really Smurfed this one up.
Again much too much pegboard.
What Willis is talkin' 'bout.
I don't think you're so neat.
Boy my old feet sure do hurt.
What a poorly built addition.
This house is far too stupid.
No one knows who Druids were.
Wow what a pair on that dame.
Install a Wathan in the wall.
We proved that gold is shiny.
Creamy pumpkin ice cream yum.
Three nights of brutal winds.
What a charming brogue I use.
Alchemy: don't even try dude.
Bruce "Benedict" Springsteen.
Boy am I sick of this record.
I think that's Kyra Sedgwick.
Runnin' on empty runnin' hot.
One dozen red roses for free.
Gay porn star Rod McMuncheon.
Hallowed be thy steak dinner.
Beavis charged with ID theft.
A thousand-year-old artifact.
I'll just lie down here okay.
No cheesy Seventies B movies.
One nine four seven Henry St.
Keep 'em comin' till I vomit.
Al Pacino plus Robert DeNiro.
When man walked on the earth.
I see dead people having sex.
Some days are full of enmity.
Blow up your last few houses.
I can walk upright who cares.
I demand that you shut up Ed.
Gas-permeable contact lenses.
I ran clear across Minnesota.
One buck: casino here I come.
Major League VII: Ice Hockey.
Alexander the Not That Great.
Anderson Cooper must die now.
Women bemoan the loss of GAS.
Too much too soon too greasy.
Pay me to clean your gutters.
A debilitating fear of Cosby.
Save me a slice of pizza pie.
Wash your smelly hands first.
Squid ink pasta with lobster.
Old Man River: he overflowed.
The mighty Susquehanna River.
Poor Nora Gervais is all wet.
Give me fifty thousand bucks.
Derogatory term for gay lady.
I'm the last of the Mohicans.
Jim: Nemo me impune lacessit.
Itsy-bitsy polka-dot bikinis.
I'm the equerry to the stars.
Teenagers dancing with foxes.
Quit it just quit it okay Al.
Crazy man crazy really crazy.
The proud owner of a new car.
"Family Feud" guy kills self.
Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum.
The merry wives of Plainedge.
If you see me Dionne Warwick.
Sox beat Mets embarrassingly.
Where are they now: Ed Hearn.
The avant-garde of novelists.
Rainy days and Mondays stink.
Hatred fills my every moment.
Lola L-O-L-A Lola la-la-Lola.
Busted for possession of tin.
That's your problem not mine.
Joyfully hurling feces about.
The fattest person in Europe.
Wait this house is just dirt.
Two on two out three and two.
That Volkswagen sure is loud.
I founded a hip new religion.
When Baker talks people hear.
A flaming ink bottle of doom.
The mind plays tricks on you.
Twenty years with no Spaleta.
Maybe I'll see a neurologist.
If you survive this congrats.
On the banks of the Rio Crap.
Poor Mexicans seized control.
Pyongyang to world: up yours.
I'm spiraling out of control.
Go man go yeah all right wow.
I was the man of your dreams.
Oslo Norway Stockholm Sweden.
How to dispose of a used keg.
Women are not very effective.
Never ever never ever hit me.
A lovely shade of puke brown.
Imitation leather hamburgers.
Lennon + McCartney = Beatles.
An asteroid headed for Earth.
Italy to face France in game.
This is my aide Sancho Panza.
Boggs singles Barrett scores.
My skin is quite impermeable.
Wash your hands of the crime.
The eighth grade art teacher.
Gooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaal.
Hey pal it's just not my emu.
Two to the power of infinity.
Steinbrenner vs. Springsteen.
Weldon E. Howitt: city elder.
Boy can I make a good ragout.
Hike the Appalachian Highway.
My wife suggests heavy drugs.
You play bass I'll play tuba.
At the bottom of the oil can.
The sous chef of Burger King.
Stock up on insect repellant.
Pacino and Jim cross Triboro.
This is whizzing and buzzing.
Smoke dope or Phish is awful.
I do like green eggs and ham.
Edward II earl of Gloucester.
How to avoid the hemorrhoids.
Up the ladder down the steps.
I'll never forget your maxim.
Never order tripe before six.
There goes some kind of lady.
Yeah right you and what army.
No numerals in twenty-niners.
The father of a preacher man.
All that's left is some gold.
Spanish neorealism: not good.
You are the fifth oldest man.
Leading brand of bathtub gin.
Warm yourself by the inferno.
In the middle of the journey.
This fly girl was on my jock.
A very easy crossword puzzle.
Now dice the carrots and fry.
Cy Young wins Cy Young Award.
"No shit Sherlock" said Rail.
Arrested for stalking myself.
Print out your newest résumé.
Head for the mountains Busch.
Brought to you by Oldsmobile.
I'm a seventy-year-old woman.
My father's iPod is incoming.
You may fire when ready Biff.
Martin Sheen the Brat Packer.
A hot day in nineteen ninety.
Pags to Meacham to Mattingly.
Return to sender no such man.
I'm not in the Memphis Mafia.
Crazy Eddie's prices: insane.
Now those were great muffins.
Sunlight at eight-thirty p.m.
God: this time it's personal.
Call an end to this violence.
Out to old Aunt Mary's house.
Italy wins...oh nobody cares.
I'll just pretend it is cold.
Safe and sound in the cellar.
Braise the pork in Diet Coke.
Guy Smiley found dead in tub.
I'm just not as cool as Mike.
A sentence like none to date.
You are just not working out.
Afraid of fire but very cold.
Clamp your hands on this one.
Ravens' claws are very sharp.
Hotter than Hades here Harry.
I invented DVDs in twenty BC.
Roll over heel now play dead.
Huff and puff and blow it up.
Experimental rapper MC Xenon.
Over my dead body Mr. Herbst.
Climbing up on Solsbury Hill.
Join the circus it's helpful.
Secretly I'm hooked on thyme.
I'll have cardamom ice cream.
Heavy metal a dying art form.
Smoke hashish then kill mice.
The Steve Miller Band sucked.
Upgrade to the new CD format.
Hey Blinderman is a law dude.
Zip I got zip nada zilch zip.
My id my ego and my superego.
Oh boy oh boy it's Christmas.
Watch me beat up this writer.
Pabst Blue Ribbons available.
Wire those twenty-amp things.
Me no understand electricity.
Uh-oh spaghetti-oh hey-oh oh.
I'm a motorist with no motor.
You're full of joie de vivre.
Open up a Swedish restaurant.
Everything you know is a lie.
In that sense I guess I rule.
Levine to Kelly: free burger.
Glowing with rage and hatred.
Fill in the crossword in ink.
An end-of-the-run receptacle.
Bleeding profusely but happy.
I don't understand your view.
Micromanage this you asshole.
I'm moving to Boston soonish.
The nineteen-nineteen ChiSox.
Kojak Kodak Kodiak heart tax.
Hate the sin love the sinner.
Omnibus legislation for vote.
Grab me and hit me senseless.
Ed Asner's tips for homework.
Gladiola that's a weird word.
I've really Kellied this one.
Typical behavior of children.
Books on tape on CD on vinyl.
Try this new pill for cancer.
Eggplant sandwiches all week.
Frozen chocolate yogurt cake.
Forward my calls to my phone.
Yesterday: troubles far away.
Plop down on the sofa of joy.
Zeppelin's seventy-five tour.
I'll have the argon vindaloo.
That is a lot of human waste.
Pens pencils paper envelopes.
You let slip the dogs of war.
Ambition is a grievous fault.
Anyway that's not my Pontiac.
My house is made of Play-Doh.
See you on September twelfth.
Reproduce your DNA with élan.
If one across meets one down.
Massachusetts versus Vermont.
The Scarecrow shot Mrs. King.
Look at this thing over here.
Amazingly acrobatic dirtbags.
I'll never understand people.
State one thing mean another.
I'm the nicest person I know.
Any favor any time I'm on it.
Not allowed to have opinions.
Well screw that you all suck.
I'm dropping out later dicks.
Take comfort in your t-shirt.
Imply that this coffee's hot.
Scissors: tools of the devil.
Simple mind simple man idiot.
My father and his fuel cells.
A five-week wait for glasses.
The guitar solos of Jim Page.
Eighties pop icon found dead.
Great gosh a'mighty you reek.
Songs in the key of genocide.
Blame it all on your brother.
Adults only no children here.
He's a fastest puzzle solver.
Rain rain go away I'm so wet.
Eight American cheese slices.
Fold her laundry if possible.
Boy am I nervous I need beer.
Bold new frontiers of enamel.
A man with absolutely no joy.
If that's all I'd like to go.
You stink of rotten potatoes.
This segment is the best one.
Spend more time being joyful.
Actual results may be varied.
Quinine is great for malaria.
Allocate more time to eating.
Neurology is very neurologic.
Assimilate into this culture.
Stabilizers are used on jets.
Amelioration of all old ills.
Onomatopoetic and very silly.
Representative art from Mali.
Psychologically I'm perverse.
Characterization begets evil.
Histopathological assessment.
Deindustrialized and happier.
Maneuverability is important.
Insurmountable granite rocks.
Halfheartedly I went to Ohio.
Motivational speaker Al Most.
Underhanded and very devious.
Perceptual issues plague you.
Blatantly violating all laws.
Question the wisdom of Harry.
Discord among the Norwegians.
Saliva is used for digestion.
Moist towelettes for my face.
Here comes Santa Claus's son.
The only waffles you'll need.
He paid me in rotten corpses.
I want you to be happy Janet.
That lame Mike Love wanna-be.
Here's the problem: you suck.
Skateboarding down Crestwood.
My Walkman can hear the past.
Go Mets beat those dang Cubs.
Floating lazily on the river.
It's so humid it's too humid.
Love is unnecessarily stupid.
I'm her best hope for rescue.
This says a lot about you Al.
I wish Syd Barrett were here.
Misunderstood but not genius.
Israel vs. Hezbollah II: War.
His limits are not limitless.
Cryptozoology isn't even hip.
I died and went to Minnesota.
William H. Macy's white sale.
Blandishments and adornments.
Limping home on one cylinder.
The Chinese watering torture.
Sunrise over the Sandia Mtns.
Anybody disagrees I kill him.
I was at the Titanic's wheel.
The Spanish word for Spanish.
Liminal boundaries of energy.
Get me some Anatolian catsup.
Ten to one I like those odds.
Remaster twenty-year-old art.
Van Gogh to Manet: you stink.
Hand me down my walkin' cane.
Time for a blueberry muffins.
I am the magical Gorgon Zola.
Wake up it's time to go home.
Levine obsolete: improved on.
Crossed lines Qwest at fault.
What a resplendent way to be.
Use a printer to thwart evil.
Question Smithers's sex life.
Polin' down the mighty river.
It's complex you're too dumb.
Put on your most zany bikini.
Wow get a load of that mango.
History of the World Part II.
You dated Bea Arthur's niece.
I bet it's a robot not a man.
The jazz stylings of Zawaski.
I'm free to eat anything now.
Quick: name all the prophets.
It ain't me it's your mother.
Hey Hubert let's go get high.
I'm playing with my toy cars.
Another one bites the Duster.
Roarin' down the road of joy.
Then this too shall pass gas.
Go baby go baby go baby gone.
Two more games of eight-ball.
Plan your life out in stages.
Die with dignity: no clothes.
Land of the free soda refill.
Use a ten-hertz tone on them.
Milk this for all it's worth.
I ate way too much fried pie.
I think I'll implode tonight.
Name your sons after Red Sox.
You placated those dictators.
Sex in the closet with a mop.
Purge yourself of foul fluid.
My weird fascination with Oz.
I should stay or I should go.
Lemon Jell-O mixed with lard.
Gimme a pack of Marlboro red.
My drummer fell off his seat.
How I'll mend a broken heart.
Promise me you'll never talk.
A bad "I'd like to" sentence.
Name the only guy on M*A*S*H.
Who actually served in Korea.
Spread the news: Jim is back.
This world is an awful world.
When my father downloads art.
This will make me very happy.
Plodding slowly to my demise.
A new bacon-uptake inhibitor.
Debbie Harry raps: bad stuff.
Look out for lurching ghouls.
The songs of Milton Friedman.
Stop drop then rock and roll.
Chaos tyranny violence agony.
All the things I love to eat.
So I hear you're not a woman.
I played bass on Wings songs.
My seventy-four Chevy Impala.
Maybe we can hire the A-Team.
Omelet: breakfast of Denmark.
Act like you're a tennis pro.
Trade up to a nice new condo.
I'll put my headphones on it.
My heart is enveloped in fat.
Desiccated but ready to surf.
Ringo available for weddings.
Whistle while you bury heads.
Silence my most beloved item.
Nearly five hundred thousand.
No way no how no deal no way.
Looting during the L.A. riot.
My daughter and her new doll.
Doug E. Fresh is now a pilot.
One gram of sodium pentothal.
How to become a wealthy jerk.
A new breed of helpful human.
Drink this: it's molten gold.
Assault with intent to punch.
My huge hatred for humankind.
The enormity of what you did.
To continue please press one.
Bass I can go infrasonic low.
Mrs. Maurer taught me little.
I'm gradually losing my mind.
Maastricht knows not my name.
All we own we owe to the man.
Expose myself on national TV.
How to replace faulty brains.
Platoon III: Surfin' Vietnam.
All told I'm worth six bucks.
In touch with a spirit world.
Why electricity is so lethal.
I slept during the entr'acte.
No you can't touch my testes.
An eighty-seven Hyundai Crud.
Fold the egg whites in today.
Women of bowling: a calendar.
Make the most of it Angelina.
Wrong wrong wrong you dimwit.
Loops samples and def breaks.
"You be illin'" said Dr. DMC.
Notice the large cans on her.
Larry King hired as torturer.
How he did that I don't know.
Welcome to the world of fear.
They don't like me in heaven.
Glue yourself to my Chrysler.
Ich heisse Helmut Zwiebelman.
Aw yeah you want it now yeah.
Now while Paul's not looking.
United States v. Billy Almon.
Good God you smell like brie.
The good the bad or the ugly.
I can't believe it's not ham.
Mess with stingray get stung.
Here we go on a trip to Ohio.
Pork in a battery acid sauce.
Eight days a week: incorrect.
Old ladies trying to grab me.
Her record speaks for itself.
Look out below here he comes.
Let me explain how to be hip.
My eighty-nine Pontiac Fiero.
Nah I have never been mellow.
Once in love with Amy Fisher.
Devastating critiques of art.
Kirk to Scotty: beam this up.
The food of the ancient Inca.
My desire for a free burrito.
Yanks purchase another title.
Osteoporosis fells top model.
You got voted off the island.
How to play the G-flat chord.
Don't behave so smug Mercury.
Strike a blow against hatred.
Composing an artificial song.
Lie awake at night and worry.
I'm inclined to disagree Bob.
I expect bad news any minute.
Get so drunk you can't think.
In the lair of the nerdy men.
It's Joe Nuzzi's rookie card.
The escape velocity of Venus.
Too many people for my taste.
The first time I ate chicken.
I believe in the Holy Binary.
Back in nineteen seventy-two.
A crack commando unit of men.
Imprisoned by military court.
A crime they never committed.
These dudes promptly escaped.
Maximum security army prison.
Down in the L.A. underground.
Still wanted by the federals.
They are soldiers of fortune.
If you have a sticky problem.
Also if no one else can help.
And if you can find the guys.
Maybe you'll hire the A-Team.
Something's stuck to my head.
My nephew and his happy song.
Photograph me in a graveyard.
Slow down: you move too fast.
You got to make the gas pass.
Lookin' for drugs and movies.
Man alive that's great pasta.
My best friend is a dead emu.
The Lord on high knows of me.
Upload yourself to my server.
I'd like to shoot Toni Basil.
Wow I'm out of whiskey again.
On the expressway to her ass.
I'd rewire my nervous system.
No no it's Ctrl+S you dipwad.
Forward in time twenty years.
I don't know where this goes.
Alter her reality to suit me.
Bland yes but very expensive.
In my house we call it feces.
My life is almost at its end.
Beverly Hills Cop IV: Enough.
Glowing with passion and awe.
I know how to rewire a house.
Go Johnny go you drunken oaf.
You don't know what we found.
Wrap me in swaddling clothes.
Boil them peppers in vinegar.
How to buy a used Studebaker.
The GFCI barely fit in there.
Oh my dear Lord that's Steve.
There's no crying in cricket.
Basile this Basile that stop.
It was tricky to rock around.
I live in some sort of shell.
Made from the finest wolfram.
Just add a teaspoon of blood.
Coat the electrode with love.
You can't have sex with that.
So a priest walks into a bar.
The surface of Venus is dirt.
My baby took the morning off.
Mr. Papo's delicious popover.
Nota bene: never touch magma.
Some sort of plot to love me.
I'm in the mood for Jennifer.
Simply not enough cash money.
The dark side of Mr. Gilmour.
Cornell students so suicidal.
Firm tofu in a soy reduction.
Give me warp power Lacagnina.
My computer just went psycho.
Play tennis until I get sick.
Edward James almost delivers.
I'd like to stay in the NICU.
If possible mention my colon.
Maybe it's possible to be me.
Tuesday September nineteenth.
Ah yes my old friend Mr. Gum.
Walkin' talkin' and caulkin'.
Use twelve/three wire for it.
Stop look and listen to Pete.
Loathsome new version of pie.
In fact I'm a Jewish fascist.
Bitches from da city of Lodi.
Grease and things of its ilk.
Pirates burying beef bullion.
Look up to me for I am a god.
Your days are numbered Jesus.
Chestnuts roasting on a fire.
Foist eighty-ones on nephews.
Play Ping-Pong with Bob Ross.
Dylan grifts dead poet's art.
You can't stop me I'm energy.
Meka-leka-high meka hiney-ho.
A thing of unknown relevance.
His rookie card is worthless.
Transfer yourself to Romania.
Immanuel Kant: noted ass man.
Lookin' out my garage portal.
The great lacunae in my soul.
He's just asking for trouble.
Quallity is our top priority.
The customer is always right.
I've been known to be boring.
Where Plato stored his porno.
The life story of Bob Cahill.
Almost but not quite a robot.
Looming anarchy threatens us.
I'll just YouTube this video.
A supply of frightening lead.
My life aboard the RMS Doody.
Singin' songs about my colon.
How to poison anyone for fun.
Ghosts lurching in my garage.
When the saints go flying in.
Unload your hatred on Milner.
Etiquette dictates that I go.
Face it: You smell like meat.
That talking car is so shiny.
I got bitches in the kitchen.
Beep beep beep beep beep feh.
A coffee and a buttered roll.
Newsday: Braves six Mets one.
The seven out of Farmingdale.
Bethpage Hicksville Westbury.
The smell of polyester suits.
Jamaica next all tickets now.
Conductor go to channel four.
Gazing idly at dreary Queens.
Stern vanishes beneath river.
Coming in on Track Seventeen.
Thank you for using the LIRR.
Escalators up to Seventh Ave.
Trudging along Thirty-Second.
Head downtown on Madison Ave.
Elevator's broken again Alan.
Good morning Tajikistan lady.
Sit down to do the crossword.
Kyrgyz lady bitches randomly.
Levine chats for eight hours.
Fat man buys me tix to Egypt.
Ex-Soviet operative is weird.
Korean man smells like heads.
Very little is actually done.
At last it's four twenty P.M.
Muscle through midday crowds.
Four fifty-six to Ronkonkoma.
Attention we are now a local.
Home twenty minutes too late.
Ah good old Mom's baked ziti.
Phone rings it is Mr. Cusack.
Two whiskies at the Shamrock.
To sleep: perchance to dream.
Beep beep beep ugh not again.
My fifteen minutes of "Fame".
Lord knows I'm an awful dude.
Don your protective gear now.
These gray cinderblock walls.
Zeppelin to Sabbath: We rule.
Don't touch me I'm plutonium.
The sedatives are kicking in.
You shouldn't yell at Iraqis.
Just another man Rick Monday.
Someday my prince will vomit.
The icemakers of the deities.
How incandescent lights work.
Step into your role as idiot.
The Japanese dig odd numbers.
I've no comment at this time.
With a little help from Paul.
Teach me all about radiology.
That jolly Seven-Up pitchman.
In the Sixties I was so cool.
Now add the balsamic Wynegar.
You must know you're a moron.
I'm going to need another ox.
Your "GI Joe" action figures.
At best you're a zany despot.
Probe deeply into the mantle.
You know more than I need to.
The ugly flora of the desert.
Last but not least: six hats.
Something went terribly awry.
Look deeply into your rectum.
The Texas miter saw massacre.
Get me an eighty-one Smalley.
I'm known throughout my home.
Mark my words: Yanks win all.
Start a fight with Spielberg.
I heard Rail's been knighted.
I'm the captain Ms. Tennille.
Black cat busted mirror doom.
Wait that's not feces at all.
Pass a mass of crass ass gas.
I Ctrl+Alt+Deleted that jerk.
Tonight on "Cosby": Theo gay.
Spawn a new breed of asshole.
Maybe I'll stalk Jodi Foster.
Desperately poor and so dumb.
Rep. Mark "Ass" Foley (R-FL).
The Greeks knew how to dance.
Let's go surfin' but not now.
Curing ham out in the garage.
A woman with a big black dog.
Yes I'll have the baked tuna.
Eleven killed in B'way blaze.
Let's do it for the children.
Oh hello Commissioner Gordon.
My fans expect a lot from me.
Three hundred million idiots.
I am on a Web-surfin' safari.
A limited-edition Radar doll.
Robin punches Riddler KA-POW.
The year of the Detroit team.
The city of brotherly hatred.
Run a reverse for short gain.
Guys and foods: Phil Risotto.
Your love affair with sodium.
Then stir in the brake fluid.
Point this remote at that TV.
Fifty years of racial strife.
Iron Chef Bobby "Grich" Flay.
Lovin' you is very difficult.
The misfortunes of S. Levine.
What a waste of good vitriol.
The nicest/meanest dude ever.
A bass line like none before.
That's why pencils have lead.
In custody awaiting mistrial.
Smokin' stogies on the porch.
How we hung that paper towel.
Depression seizes noted jerk.
Up on the roof smoking crack.
Love that salon quartet vibe.
Ripping off British TV shows.
Exotic smells of Golden Horn.
Just remove this here toilet.
Kelly felled by heart attack.
Some kind of voodoo or magic.
Watch out or you'll get sick.
Your children are very drunk.
Man takes advantage of woman.
Plus if you act now: a knife.
Firm up your abs in one week.
Tigers off Oakland Athletics.
I don't know I guess sure OK.
Get me a pint of costly beer.
Wash the lice out of my hair.
Keep feeling her fascination.
A rematch of the sixty-eight.
That nitro-burnin' funny car.
I never promised you a punch.
The sound of one hand eating.
Slow down you insane tyrants.
Flophouse tenant found alive.
Old TV westerns are high art.
Fargo North Dakota here I am.
Bury me beneath a peach tree.
Wow your hood has flown open.
Many actresses are from Ohio.
Shoot first do surgery later.
Globules of pure information.
Dead but not yet aware of it.
How many roads I walked down.
Mr. Papayani's empire of fun.
Well that is it for the Mets.
The average rainfall in Chad.
I'll have Mr. T and crumpets.
Shoot down all evil aircraft.
Yes ma'am I'm toilet trained.
Bloody from all the fighting.
Sure go ahead have more kids.
You need at least ten cigars.
Hawkeye's gags rile Hot Lips.
Jan is jealous of Greg's car. 
Vanessa's antics annoy Cliff.
Sam and Woody concoct a plan.
Fonzie helps Richie act cool.
Louie's date falls for Latka.
Alex's politics puzzle Elyse.
Gilligan finds a secret cave.
A temptress seduces Face Man.
George and Kramer match wits.
Kirk is captured by Klingons.
Lucy and Ethel spoil a roast.
The girls foil Jack's scheme.
Jo gains respect for Natalie.
Arnold is caught shoplifting.
Archie's army buddy stops by.
Bull and Dan spar over girls.
News from Ork causes concern.
MacGyver escapes from a trap.
The Sweathogs take up acting.
Free me from a life of feces.
Up the people down the drain.
Burning Man: Buy merchandise.
Flannel shirts no longer hip.
I was born in the Ho Dynasty.
We're gonna dance until dawn.
Now this is how you have sex.
Highlight this in yellow Bob.
April nineteen seventy-three.
Here's my riposte: You smell.
Fight set near handball wall.
Old men possess great wisdom.
How not to win a tennis game.
Fire up the furnace I'm cold.
Hey you guyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyys.
My wallet contains trillions.
You can't win over a jackass.
I found artifacts in my lawn.
She's not a dirtbag no no no.
Let's cut shop and get baked.
Lose the attitude you dynast.
The homunculus in my printer.
Apply this codicil to a will.
His and hers matching knives.
I'll try to rent a charabanc.
Lehecka to Aponte: Let's eat.
What a lovely set of breasts.
I majored in organic physics.
Another notch in my band saw.
What Sigmund Fraud would say.
You don't really love me Sue.
Here's to you Señor Robinson.
I guess you're right: I lose.
Now it's Istanbul not Ankara.
Three guys two girls no dogs.
When I was young I was shiny.
A life reduced to a pop song.
Play in C major on a D drone.
That's how to smack starlets.
I'm free to take what I want.
Say something witty and glib.
American five-niner into LAX.
When I die make me a pyramid.
An anodized aluminum bicycle.
Sure I'm old but I'm not gay.
Up next: Simon vs. Garfunkel.
I'll record a Han Solo album.
Use these tongs on that lady.
Blemishes on my report cards.
A keyboard like none to date.
That's Al Nipper's left hand.
Bloated from too many steaks.
How to terminate Rachael Ray.
Long may you roam the desert.
The go-ahead runs went ahead.
Hey look I think that's Biff.
On tour with an aging hippie.
I regard you as a stupid oaf.
Don't forget your underpants.
Raising children to be stars.
Me and Julia Straus are pals.
Something's wrong: I'm dying.
High voltage but no amperage.
Sing songs of hatred and joy.
God tells jokes all the time.
Mom and Dad and their issues.
Neil to immigrants: Stay out.
The order is being processed.
Limitless potential no money.
Grab onto the nearest Hebrew.
Finally my new pair of boots.
Apply tar to the rusty metal.
If you're a lesbian I'm Zeus.
I have no love but taco love.
That's one smelly-ass dragon.
Blondes have more fun than I.
Stand up and start shimmying.
Marinate this meat in grease.
Why you insolent sonofabitch.
I can't help it: I'm a robot.
Jesus turned water into soda.
Don't tell me how to urinate.
Yours a heteroscedastic life.
Reproductive organs for sale.
Mom please buy me some cards.
Singled in win vs. Blue Jays.
The best player ever: Gehrig.
Ten to one you suddenly puke.
I can make a damn good salad.
Damn it I'm out of plutonium.
Fish Romex through your head.
A new zone of high-class sex.
Step lightly over this magma.
Cards win one for ol' Tony L.
Restrict yourself to one egg.
Hey I know you: You're Satan.
Explain physics to your sons.
Inside the sysadmin's studio.
You blew it now we're doomed.
The zeitgeist of this decade.
I'm in the market for a beer.
That's one zaftig politician.
Channel your rage into dance.
Now the attic is illuminated.
Oops I electrocuted my brain.
Some kind of Halloween prank.
The Californian's idiot crew.
Call me when you get to Togo.
Ol' Sandpaper 'n' Tar Niekro.
Lost in a barrage of inanity.
Flew in via Miami Beach BOAC.
I'm a complex but stupid man.
Fold your clothing precisely.
The best song ever performed.
Use some William Styron foam.
Work until you can't no more.
It's the season for scandals.
Wow you sure have a nice axe.
Metaphorically or not I rule.
Don't try to hide your ardor.
Pete Rose by some other name.
I once knew a man from Belen.
So you're saying I'm a Croat.
Might makes right outta site.
Self-censorship is [deleted].
Loop this viola continuously.
Wasting time standing around.
Put yourself in my shoes Ned.
You've all had ups and downs.
What to do in case of murder.
I'd like to buy Vanna please.
Ball one ball two ball three.
That's sexy but look at this.
An erroneous idea about life.
Every dog has his millennium.
Deep down I believe I'm evil.
Put your concept to the test.
What makes the world go down.
Voters to GOP: Screw you pal.
Accessorize with a new child.
Call me up when you're ready.
Don't ask why just do it man.
Draw that odd S-shaped thing.
Dee Snider: I'd like to rock.
And they call it Stupid Town.
Don't reveal my dark secrets.
Wishing won't make it happen.
Flimflam man on the ham spam.
Van Halen after Dave: no way.
Wild thing you make me vomit.
Sexy guido-on-dirtbag action.
The downfall of King Midas X.
No sir I am not a capitalist.
Performance-enhancing salads.
I may require PTCA or a CABG.
How you did that I can't say.
Babies: the hottest new toys.
It's a gas to be head of GAS.
The greatest show on Jupiter.
Why my life isn't fulfilling.
That's him on the jock bench.
I am a flea market economist.
Lost without my GPS receiver.
Two all-beef patties special.
Sauce lettuce cheese pickles.
Onions on a sesame-seed roll.
Dammit I almost had it there.
Act I Scene I: Verona street.
Teach your children of CSN&Y.
One two three four okay rock.
My CD-ROM drive is acting up.
epeat lather rinse repeat la.
Your own personal Dave Gahan.
It wasn't my mule your honor.
That lady this lady the lady.
Known only to those who died.
It's a still-life watercolor.
"Nonsense" yelled Bob Melvin.
Lose the shoes use the booze.
On top of old Smokey Burgess.
Touring the world for profit.
Leftover turkey leftover pie.
Promise not to Yoko the band.
Hang on Sloopy or you'll die.
One-hit wonders The Dentists.
I'll have to relearn to play.
The tragedy of extreme aging.
Defend your PhD against fire.
Something happened to my can.
Drink until you see the past.
Gimme a hundred on seventeen.
Look to the heavens for help.
Wash this shirt in hot water.
Holy cow that's a lot of art.
Rip up your menus if you can.
Ancient scroll in JavaScript.
I think we're in Africa Toto.
You're too fat to stay alive.
What a glorious day for Mort.
I'm too old to care about it.
The Cowboys use the nickel D.
Make peace with your enemies.
Take note of this rotten egg.
My first lessons in Estonian.
Deep-fried coffee for dinner.
You're the worst singer ever.
"I am a real American": Hulk.
Stop that crying this minute.
Sex must not take precedence.
Notice how I'm waxing stupid.
Lift your eyes toward heaven.
Read the tea leaves Madam Ho.
Five hundred bucks: Let's go.
Now the wires hang so neatly.
In the studio recording jazz.
How to murder young artisans.
I'm the guy who invented sex.
An anomaly found in lead aVF.
Clamp yourself to this house.
It's the shiniest thing ever.
The all-new oh-seven Hummers.
I don't play sax you jackass.
Transition into a new spirit.
My wife moved to Boston Mass.
How to adopt kids at no cost.
Catholics vs. Jews vs. Sikhs.
As I lay dying I grew hungry.
Tape this wire to that woman.
My tales of woe and dementia.
I'm pickin' up no vibrations.
My favorite kind of myopathy.
How one man ruined the world.
Blame it on yourself you oaf.
Take the time to study Farsi.
The variable has local scope.
The icemaker's got my number.
Note to self: Be more useful.
The orbit is slowly decaying.
I think you'd better stop it.
Pathetic absolutely pathetic.
"Hulk sentence rots": Levine.
Albert Spalding man of sport.
I'm no reggae star...or am I.
Oh go jump into the lake Joe.
Hey pal you really stink pal.
Incipient insanity threatens.
Your zeal is admirable Jesse.
Lend me eighty bucks or else.
Science vs. religion: We win.
Go forth be fruitful and gay.
Advices from our man in Laos.
The Debra Fenwick Experience.
Until I say so you're banned.
Rico (rich) y suave (smooth).
Lord help me I'm going crazy.
Semper fidelis until tempted.
Relax: This won't hurt a bit.
You're the nicest guy I know.
Exposed for the fraud she is.
Most Reverend Jesse Barfield.
Look homeward Anaheim Angels.
Someone died in this kitchen.
Universal truths and insight.
Something's oozing from Mark.
Towns of heroes and villains.
Wash that smirk off your jaw.
I'll just amputate Bob's leg.
Frozen desserts of the Incas.
My Xmas tree is falling down.
Now here's the pulmonologist.
You sure play a mean pinball.
More gizmos than you require.
Sure go ahead whatever buddy.
I do not know what a PACS is.
I'm nearing a breakdown here.
En kvinna under ett flygplan.
In these hills we grow cacao.
Tell me why people are alive.
Well I'm inclined to go home.
That's the largest bird ever.
For the benefit of Mr. Kelly.
What we don't know is lethal.
I'll have the trans fat cake.
Your résumé is totally blank.
Main to Crestwood to Juniper.
You and your silly postulate.
Looks like I win again Steve.
Don't reason why just go die.
Puff the magic drugs subtext.
Song sung blue song sung red.
Small children are energetic.
Reach new heights of poverty.
It galls me to see you happy.
The Johnny Cash in all of us.
I'm just a backwoods drifter.
Many gigabytes of music data.
Women have fewer chromosomes.
Twenty bucks buys you a Yugo.
Shame on you Mr. Porno Actor.
Last but not least: Bob Dole.
Looming travails threaten me.
Some crappy seventies groups.
This is where I first pooped.
The true Dead Sea Scrollbars.
Now this is what I call life.
This diamond ring is a phony.
Coming up: Your kids at risk.
I'm so Jewish it's not funny.
What this means I don't know.
The delicatessen of the gods.
I was born in the New Jersey.
Most of you will die shortly.
How about this: Just shut up.
My love affair with pastrami.
It's G-minor seven flat five.
Ed's head's dead Fred I said.
Bury the hatchet in my skull.
Vandals wreak havoc in Plano.
My aunt's irrational science.
I'm an advertising executive.
Legal yes but it's unethical.
Hey ma scare me up some grub.
My day breaks my brain aches.
Distribute gay porn catalogs.
I'm on record as hating Abba.
No I'm not the Dead's oboist.
You'd like to be Blair Baker.
I've had it with you Weppler.
They identified the ass gene.
I'll log in to my dishwasher.
Yes I'd like a wry Manhattan.
Her days as a New Orleans ho.
Shame on you she's too young.
The ghost of Christmas drunk.
"God bless us" said Tiny Tim.
Wishin' hopin' prayin' dyin'.
I feel a huge poop coming on.
My secret contact at the JPL.
Child prodigy astounds world.
Raise your kids to love beef.
Some weird-ass Swedish thing.
Kings County Athletic League.
The time Meathead hit Archie.
Use a three-dimensional tool.
Shots of other people's kids.
That my friend is called art.
Pour your soul onto the page.
Hang loose Jack it's alright.
Clasp your tie onto your eye.
Intervene on Maggie's behalf.
Spend time learning to dance.
Spector and his wall of sand.
Known widely as a classy guy.
Trouble in my lower GI tract.
One more round of Maze Craze.
Assemble the populace please.
A rose by any other name: ew.
Now initialize your variable.
She'd like to format my disk.
Up your nose with a new nose.
Hey [expletive deleted] that.
My favorite Indian game show.
A life devoid of vivid color.
Get the whites their whitest.
It is looking less like Xmas.
Steal valued Renaissance art.
It is not nineteen fifty-six.
Watch out severe tire damage.
The final speech of Prospero.
Ah fer fook's sake ya wanker.
King Willie Ortiz of Uruguay.
I may have overdone it a bit.
Now throttle to maximum idle.
Rewire your entire mire fire.
Close down the music factory.
Summon spirits using a radio.
My love affair with used tin.
My comments had no relevance.
Chapter Eighteen: Play/Eject.
Shoot down that stray Cessna.
How to speak Romanian poorly.
Get me some curry in a hurry.
It's times like these I hate.
Go into the light Carol Anne.
How to communicate with bugs.
I had a near-life experience.
My people called your people.
The marzipan of my childhood.
Blunderbusses at forty paces.
Making up for earlier errors.
You need a bloop and a blast.
Death cannot be rationalized.
How to write awful hit songs.
Get me a vat of molten metal.
The Talmud's sexier passages.
The power of Joe compels you.
Ritalin plus booze plus pork.
An insufficient sum of money.
Oh go to hell you smelly guy.
I'll turn over a new leaflet.
My collection of eighty-ones.
Stop hassling me you old man.
Rest in peace Gerald R. Ford.
Perhaps now I'll stop eating.
The cat is into chick flicks.
Now baste the goose with wax.
I met my match on Craigslist.
Teenage girls are just awful.
I want seven million ladders.
Hey now that's a good boogie.
Pleistocene formulas of hate.
In a zone most twilit indeed.
Binghamton's proudest moment.
Lesson Three: Sequencing DNA.
I spent a year in Massapequa.
Cheesy seventies crime shows.
Other people and their noise.
Born to be (girls gone) wild.
Down at the ol' hangin' tree.
Wait a minute I'm dying here.
Few know the power of posole.
Soup up my immersion blender.
Keep it cool daddy-o oh yeah.
Dude play some Skynyrd tunes.
Manet to Monet: I'm confused.
Damn toner sure is expensive.
Fortunately for me I'm drunk.
The mighty spaceship Petzold.
Here's hoping you get famous.
Be like Levine: Freebase gum.
Take note of how stupid I am.
All horror movies are horrid.
Yeah gimme fries and a Pepsi.
Fables of the deconstruction.
It's high it's deep it's out.
Mull that one over you loser.
Ninety-four hundred of these.
Apple Records single iMeMine.
Flummoxed by simple calculus.
Man with no brain weds banjo.
Crooner Marv Miller's career.
The minstrel in the galleria.
I have no pretense to wisdom.
I tell you what dang ol' hmm.
Breaker one-nine radio check.
How to make grilled tuna pie.
Cap it off with baked Alaska.
You and your dumb platitudes.
Movin' on up to an apartment.
Who's on first I'm on second.
AC/DC's policy on free trade.
Gettin' high huffin' methane.
Blast off for the planet Ork.
The writings of O. W. Holmes.
Programming Windows with C++.
Vent your frustrations at me.
Another two a.m. Denny's run.
You can't funnel soybean oil.
Tape that woman's mouth shut.
I'm a poor aging forty-niner.
A croupier who got the croup.
Lay down a groovy bass track.
Got to make a living somehow.
Break dancing's newest stars.
Women work at a disadvantage.
My worry knows no dimensions.
I'm working on Maggie's farm.
Some kind of black metal act.
A complete set of Iorg cards.
The glory days are at an end.
Bury Tina Yothers in a field.
Let me just revise that tale.
Two hundred million old guys.
Fever for flavor of Pringles.
Unexpectedly I'm now a vegan.
Your favorite Emmylou Harris.
Walk slowly into the furnace.
No I don't play the trombone.
Party games involving murder.
I keep boxes in my reliquary.
Major in quantum metaphysics.
Futuristic cereal Cap'n Kirk.
Your diagnosis was psychosis.
Deliver us from evil via UPS.
Sitcom stars of the eighties.
Look man just get outta here.
Brr it's chilly in this tomb.
She's an uncivil libertarian.
I'm still protesting Vietnam.
I can play bass even if dead.
How to use "which" correctly.
Page me when you finish this.
Ass man breast man liver man.
The wastes of centuries past.
We can do that on television.
New nephew for my collection.
I live in a Bowery flophouse.
It's not that I dislike wine.
A pile of ill-defined matter.
New discoveries yet await us.
For example I love hot magma.
I hope this lady isn't lying.
Reach deep within your brain.
Plug up your colon with glue.
Now we're playing with power.
Beef: It's what's for dinner.
My bologna has a second name.
Foster's: Australian for mud.
Tastes great no less filling.
This is finger-lickin' awful.
The choice to publish heresy.
Grim findings on global doom.
Overture okay dim the lights.
Sure veritas est pulchritudo.
Name your children after God.
The way to Aaron Bull's home.
Looks like another lousy day.
Causation can't be disproved.
Marketing plus brain science.
Try not to look like a moron.
Always think before you talk.
Don't ever admit you're dead.
Yes I'm a whaler so big deal.
Livin' in the wild wild west.
Love Potion Nine (tadalafil).
Yeah dude I scored us some E.
Help me understand your life.
Don't think twice just fight.
Playing strip Lemonade Stand.
My father's whimsical novels.
A registered trademark of GM.
Back in the fifteen eighties.
What to do with your own pee.
Now you know why I hate Lisa.
That vegan smells like steak.
The values and mores of Rome.
I know I'm too pooped to pop.
A horse of a different color.
I could while away the hours.
I'm a Ford I'm not a Lincoln.
The treachery in my own soul.
Granted I'm smart but I suck.
Jim to Flea: Chile not chili.
The nobility of Scottish ale.
What a fine and malty finish.
It's Pabst but it's so retro.
I'll up the hops in this one.
Now funnel an entire brewery.
Connoisseurs know it as suds.
This ain't no Mudd Club Dave.
My alternate droning tunings.
How to snowboard effectively.
The haunted crossword puzzle.
Please tell me more about it.
My noise reduction algorithm.
Into the sanctum of St. Biff.
Ain't no sunshine on Neptune.
Satan's inventive patisserie.
Walkin' around singin' songs.
Three hundred ninety-nine Gs.
Lest you doubt my awful fury.
Tune into sexy chicks' RFIDs.
Whoever wins Bud Bowl XXXVII.
What they say about the Navy.
How life arose on early Mars.
When your time is finally up.
Why they never convicted O.J.
Where you can go on vacation.
Sell the ol' Kelly homestead.
A man known only for his hat.
Fill in crosswords in crayon.
I had a May-December romance.
Man returns kickoff for goal.
If Pluto's a planet I'm Zeus.
Don't forget to pay my taxes.
If I weren't so old I'd leap.
Oh man we are like so fucked.
A land of Pepsi Coke and Bud.
I'm the least funny man ever.
Your reign of terror is over.
You nattering negative nabob.
Gov. Bill "Nacho" Richardson.
Rising sea levels: surf city.
Learn these forty-two chords.
The beats I will demonstrate.
The popular music of the day.
Every politician is a frauds.
Take the Neon out to Arizona.
Nothing free can last awhile.
Here's some advice: Be quiet.
My recipe for sweet potatoes.
Slap a "Kick Me" sign on God.
I celebrate no Jewish feasts.
I'm a broad traveling abroad.
Sign me up for your programs.
Save money the Joe Nuzzi way.
Press any key go ahead do it.
Here's to you Peter Jennings.
The Big Bopper's mortal soul.
Enclose the text in <P> tags.
Now tell me how you make pie.
The process of refining gold.
Paul: She was just seventeen.
All your favorite Poco songs.
Gaze skyward you may see Sol.
My left hand: Satan's pliers.
Perhaps I'm some kind of oaf.
Obeisance isn't praiseworthy.
Supercharge your guitar pick.
Oh no an Olds Four-Forty-Two.
So then I says to Bev I says.
Wrap it in swaddling clothes.
Plug in turn on and rock out.
Irrational numbers such as π.
Let's grab some ΑΕΦ floozies.
Accelerate a few α particles.
Get me tickets to the Болшой.
I'm on Vytorin® for my heart.
© Satan; all rights reserved.
I'll skewer you with skewers.
How to deep fry a live human.
Don't punch me in the spleen.
My kid can beat up your goat.
Slip an Owchinko in the wall.
Bland formless and tasteless.
Ten-gig Bachman Turner Drive.
Buy me a new computer please.
Disco undergoes huge revival.
All the soy curds I can cook.
R. Giuliani: Baker knows him.
Sure gimme a pound of turkey.
Britcoms: not one iota funny.
Yeah I got milk now fuck off.
Why she's lactose intolerant.
Aw come on please Mom please.
Rock groups featuring ladies.
The last words of Joe Traina.
Wow now that's a fancy thing.
Let's smack that nerd around.
Not now I'm late for English.
Okay I'll catch you at lunch.
You boys get to class please.
Yes Mr. Healy (you fat dick).
Dig (if you will) the pickle.
Tom Petty Sine Heartbreakers.
That clay Lionel Richie head.
No I'm not the guy from Tull.
Another tepid Yes live album.
All my novels are about soda.
The square root of minus one.
No that's one Duran too many.
Remember: Grout is not a toy.
Flag this as possibly stupid.
Attention John Mayer: Can it.
Put my guido years behind me.
I wonder if I'm God or Satan.
This Irish guy sure is drunk.
Warning alert emergency shit.
Two inbound nuclear warheads.
Try this on for size: I rule.
All that's left is the caulk.
I think what I'll do is poop.
Early adolescent development.
Your life holds no surprises.
A grim assessment of the war.
The Danish word for lethargy.
I wish I was in Dixie Chicks.
Clamber up the mountain face.
I'd rather sleep in a cellar.
Get me one bottle of Boone's.
Several weeks in the islands.
Don't let her ruin your life.
Astros third sacker Art Howe.
Prime the pump dump the rump.
Lost amid the ruins of Egypt.
A few know me as Farbror Jim.
Mournful Irish rockers Bleat.
Worry stalks my every moment.
When zero times zero was one.
Your glycosylated hemoglobin.
The wisdom of ancient people.
Turn in your Megamania patch.
Beer goes great with whiskey.
SBP (millimeters of mercury).
When I awoke I was a surgeon.
A dream of Lacagnina's death.
Why you shouldn't eat cotton.
Johnny tell me what I've won.
Mr. T (the T stands for Tim).
Loop this funky drum pattern.
I'll eat an everything bagel.
Just use simple trigonometry.
How to speak directly to God.
FedEx yourself to Antarctica.
I guess I ought to drop dead.
Yes I have Mr. Husted's sign.
Word it in more simple terms.
You can't get milk from eels.
The finest in Australian art.
It feels just fine Mr. Dylan.
René avec Georgette Magritte.
Army: Be all that you can be.
Boy that's a lot of free jam.
Levine to world: Gimme money.
Ten grand buys a lot of hats.
Yes I've got the Moody Blues.
Redecorate your entire house.
I'm |thirty-three| years old.
Nader to politicos: Up yours.
Cast off on my new adventure.
Oh you know I'd better caulk.
He yelled "¡Olé!" and danced.
Dude you chundered in my car.
Glass makes a poor insulator.
Just another dead dumb bimbo.
Question all things you hear.
So I'm like yeah whatever OK.
Upside-down outlets: no deal.
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's Johnny.
John or Paul: either will do.
Gotta put my thinking cap on.
Route track eight via S/PDIF.
Early seventies punk rockers.
I'm the wealthiest man alive.
Discuss ED in polite company.
Ask your doctor if he's rich.
My mother's soap opera glass.
The banks of the mighty Ohio.
Above the waistline sunshine.
God I'm sick of happy people.
Here's why you're wrong Biff.
What to say if you meet Jove.
Receiving conflicting advice.
So God's like dude I'm baked.
Look at those drunk chickens.
Don't play a blues in E-flat.
Eight thousand seventy-seven.
Doo-wop hockey: the Penguins.
I'm so annoying it's painful.
From the mofos at the FoMoCo.
Taking a turn for the hearse.
Now to Mary with Accuweather.
My GPS says I'm in Lithuania.
Revise your life to be freer.
The children are our feature.
You can't make gold from pee.
Help yourself to another one.
Vaccinate sexy young maidens.
Hemoglobin: I don't have any.
I sense oncoming woe and ill.
Picture yourself getting old.
How to install a new toaster.
Lots of alanine transaminase.
Only nerds had Intellivision.
A seventy-nine Ford Fairmont.
"Elegy": downhill ever since.
Get noticed by doing nothing.
Not another eighties revival.
Exit Thirty-Two: Farmingdale.
Forty years of lousy pop art.
Make room for Edward Zawaski.
The lighthouse of Alexandria.
Remove the balky fluorescent.
Now you'll have to rewire it.
An SPDT will work as an SPST.
Holy cow we get a tax refund.
Now I know why you hate brie.
Battle of the network idiots.
My diagram saved the mission.
Almost thirty-two years here.
How to indoctrinate a nephew.
The way I see it you're dead.
Tedious power ballads galore.
Blood and sweat but no tears.
Vote Hillary: She's not Bush.
Vote Obama: He's not Hillary.
The deeds of our forefathers.
I'll leave my mark ere I die.
Look on my works and despair.
Poetry: We do it for the sex.
Noted Italian advocate Mr. Z.
Don't bother I'm already gay.
The onus rests on you Marvin.
Feh that puzzle was too easy.
A slight tendency to be dumb.
God to Moses: Get outta here.
Gee that sure is swell Wally.
Make mine a chicken daiquiri.
I like enlightened despotism.
Man I could use a few drinks.
This thing won't stop eating.
The mysteries of electricity.
This cat speaks fluent Greek.
Fixin' toilets: my wild life.
Oh God you're such a hep cat.
I'll use outmoded components.
Time was I drank only Sprite.
The gay films of John Waters.
A boatload of corpses: uh-oh.
Worried that I might explode.
A perfect seventy Bonneville.
Nine times out of ten I lose.
My plan is to kidnap Britney.
America home: where you live.
They shot him yeah he's dead.
My haunted Queensryche album.
Need a jingle: call up Kelly.
I'm not Superman now shut up.
In case of emergency go nuts.
This bank deal is irritating.
Let's rename it Newer Mexico.
No Steve you can't eat metal.
Thirty-two bits of pop music.
The late work of John Ritter.
If you hit me I do not bleed.
Hidden in Shakespeare's head.
The soul selects her own pie.
T.S. Eliot versus W.H. Auden.
Oh come on dude just one hit.
I wonder what my wife thinks.
Because that's where we live.
New Mexico's own John Denver.
It's the end of a valued era.
Sheen: Vietnam grunt to prez.
Blame this on the bossa nova.
The dance of bad pornography.
Old media new media no media.
Sure I ego-surf: who doesn't.
Bono and his marvy Vegas act.
Stop referring to me as Pete.
Lose yourself in this sonata.
I leapt into the Golden Gate.
Oh I hope this all works out.
The lost art of tape editing.
My life in ten short stories.
Water: Boil it in the toilet.
Slay it again Pam said Bogey.
They can't do that in French.
Never buy what you can't eat.
Truly this is an age of lard.
Yankees slugger Ron Blomberg.
Look at that guy he's so hip.
Recompile this COBOL program.
I'm not strong to the finish.
It's a question of bad taste.
Aim your telescope at Saturn.
His IQ is immeasurably small.
Add a gallon of liquid smoke.
Listen up you jive-ass honky.
Let's break for lunch people.
I'm noted designer Mr. Feces.
Do not speak ill of the dead.
Wow that's a cherry Cadillac.
Invasion of the body politic.
The ten beliefs of communism.
Lost in a wilderness of hate.
Shut up and quit fornicating.
Dancing with the dwarf stars.
Help yourself: It's all free.
When I was still a young man.
Seven hundred twenty degrees.
Electric power to the people.
Allen Paar Carson Leno Conan.
She's an R gal in a PG world.
Eat your Hall and Oates meal.
My idea for a sitcom: nudity.
Exhaustion fells ol' man Jim.
Shock jock schlock rocks jox.
Olive oil infused with paste.
I'm a child of the seventies.
You stupid punk rock lawyers.
Sexy ladies cooking macaroni.
Lord grant me wisdom and sex.
How to play Adventure to win.
I roll in a bright blue Neon.
Those stupid touch lamps rot.
Don't defenestrate your wife.
Be cool and no one gets hurt.
How about this: William Hurt.
Loose stools in public pools.
And the He stands for helium.
He-Man to Skeletor: Let's go.
Download all sorts of sleaze.
You people with your hot oil.
Red or green or red or green.
This stupid FTP thing smells.
A procedure to improve death.
Now and then I remember Papo.
See here's the deal: You rot.
I had to fire that sous chef.
Cooking the Ben Kingsley way.
All two-five-fivers are cool.
You don't know about my pain.
Harvey and the Globetrotters.
Wherever I go I'm a gay hero.
Heap hate upon the childless.
John Lennon's Greasiest Hits.
Let's go to Phil standing by.
Fuming with hatred of Poland.
Ingenious Roman MPIII player.
Summarily executed summarily.
Miles Standish's dead sister.
Ketchup plus mayo equals joy.
Korean guy shoots up college.
Your fame precedes you Nancy.
Antigravity: just impossible.
Bleeding from the intestines.
The one when Radar goes nuts.
Belligerent left-wing pundit.
Flap your wings and fly away.
Our reputation as porn stars.
Gimme two hundred fifty hats.
How to bury mafia informants.
Whitesnake versus White Lion.
Four megabytes of pure glory.
When Jesus downloaded a file.
Your hatred is merely quaint.
Most forms of love are legal.
How to sedate barking hounds.
Found: one decomposed animal.
Now take a left on Crestwood.
I own exactly one floor tile.
Keep 'em comin' Jack ol' pal.
The hits of Mr. Daryl Dragon.
How to install the attic fan.
This kind of hippie is awful.
Indeed Harry I do feel lucky.
I figure you fired six shots.
So up yours you cowboy actor.
I float face up in raw filth.
Levine to Kelly: Herbst rots.
Wow I just transubstantiated.
You bleeding-heart Democrats.
Now on the tee Mr. John Daly.
The sun: our brightest enemy.
Sorry I couldn't make it Bob.
Man that's a sexy dead model.
Mr. Potato Head found peeled.
Add the mascarpone uselessly.
Cable this telegram to Minsk.
Why they call me Mr. Big Ass.
A damp November in my cavity.
Ouch this shirt is too sharp.
An eighty-nine Hyundai Excel.
Retired but not totally dead.
I'm the guy who played viola.
Why I ought to tan your hide.
Drinkin' whiskey with my dad.
Now just apply the explosive.
In for a penny in for a dime.
Not another foolhardy wombat.
Insured against fire and ice.
No no no hos come after bros.
I'm sorry you have to go now.
One of those new M*A*S*H-ups.
Come out with your guns loud.
Yankees try new angle: lousy.
Then scribe a perfect circle.
Last night I dreamt of Sally.
Make like a tree and be wood.
Hit me hit me hit me oh bust.
I'm all out of anise liqueur.
To summarize: You're a moron.
A run of bad Megadeth albums.
He pitched an imperfect game.
A world wrasslin' federation.
A wealth contest called life.
Levine on "Scrubs": It rules.
Apply demons to Neil Diamond.
When I grab my sawed-off etc.
Be true to your school (FHS).
My nadir came in ninety-nine.
Now just mix out the bassoon.
Miracle on ice: US over USSR.
I plan to predrill the holes.
The idiomatic use of phrases.
My wife and her golden teeth.
Lose yourself in the anxiety.
Anonymously confess our sins.
It goes God then Pope then I.
What the world needs now: Al.
These boutique angioplasties.
That time we Neoned to Tempe.
I'm the resurrection of Iago.
Dennis and Carl: Beach Bones.
Weekend at Bernie Williams's.
France elects pro-U.S. prexy.
Moon River wider than a mile.
Keep yourself covered in wax.
Looks like we have to reboot.
I yellow-carded that offense.
Our commitment to dishonesty.
This year's blockbuster hits.
Fun in the sun at the Nevele.
I'd just loop that kick drum.
Believe me you're better off.
Young kids: cute but violent.
Now scan the flight of birds.
Waste your money on bad wine.
There's no "team" in Clemens.
A few years later I was dead.
Al Pacino as the lovable oaf.
Need two tickets to paradise.
Book me a flight to Botswana.
Our secret ingredient: water.
Mark my words here are turds.
Achilles and his booby prize.
Lord on high save my ass now.
Boost your ego using Colgate.
See ya at the M&M conference.
It's Boogie Down Blair Baker.
Van Halen sans Roth: no good.
Do not mouth off to Schulman.
Dedicated to the one I leave.
The Greeks knew this as porn.
Something's happening to you.
Like the moth unto the flame.
Rather like Bogey and Bacall.
Tonight on Leno: coprophilia.
Isleta Casino's looser slots.
Move it or lose it or use it.
This is one hell of a carrot.
So Angelo's Pizza in Tenafly.
Holy cow Mattingly goes deep.
Yanks take a seven-five lead.
Anyway those are fine pizzas.
Name all the people you love.
I could kill you but I won't.
A great mismatched cop movie.
Necessity forced me to do it.
We're near the event horizon.
Remember me when you're dead.
As a kid I adored Five Alive.
That's the Bobby Fuller Four.
A circle with diameter three.
I'm a solid in a two-D world.
I'm the one who likes cheese.
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Begun summer 1992
Completed May 10, 2007
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